Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[JuanTwoThree]

An American in parts

Hank is involved in a horrific accident

 

[JuanTwoThree]

The Malteser Falcon

A bird of prey eats between meals

 

[dessiato]

A streetcar maimed Desiree

Desiree is involved in a horrific accident

My mother, named Desirée, had, as a child, an accident in which a tram knocked her off her bicycle. She still has some scars.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Mutiny on the Bunty

Dundee grandees revolt at having to make comic relevant to working class girls

Jackie Grown

A teen magazine is relaunched for an older audience. Starring the same Dundee grandees.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

My mother, named Desirée, had, as a child, an accident in which a tram knocked her off her bicycle. She still has some scars.

I'm sorry to hear that. I had no idea. Did she have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

 

[dessiato]

I'm sorry to hear that. I had no idea. Did she have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

I'll have to ask her. She was in Fleetwood at the time so probably.

For future reference, during WW2 she was bombed out twice.

I look forward to your next posts.

 

[skyscraper101]

"The Green Mil"

Pioneering pharmaceutical scientist Tom Hanks re-synthesises methadone for the masses and the world gets down to a new groove called Methbeat.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I'll have to ask her. She was in Fleetwood at the time so probably.

Were any of her friends fishermen?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

The Fight of the Iguana

Tennessee Williams's follow-up to "A Streetcar Maimed Desiree" about a giant boxing lizard with a lethal left hook. Sequels were going to be 'The Right of the Iguana' and 'The Might of the Iguana' but Ava Gardner refused to wear the suit ever again.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Lance's with Wolves

Lance Percival takes over a Midlands football team with hilarious results.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Cat on a Hotton Roof

Adventures of Yorkshire fire brigade in an Emmerdale spin-off. Tennessee Williams yet again.

 

[dessiato]

Were any of her friends fishermen?

She escaped from Germany on a fishing boat, just before the war.

 

[shifting gears]

Slade Runner - poignant tale of a wannabe music producer who had to work his way up by pandering to a glam rock outfit's every whim

 

[8ball]

Mr No - modest Bond villain feels no need to overstate his qualifications

 

[8ball]

Finding Tory - one of Jeremy Corbyn's dinner party guests is hiding a dark secret... but which one?

 

[shifting gears]

Night of the Living Dad

- lesser known Romero gorefest that has nonetheless achieved cult status

 

[DotCommunist]

Slade Runner - poignant tale of a wannabe music producer who had to work his way up by pandering to a glam rock outfit's every whim

at least thrice and I was the first to do it, way back all those hundred pages ago

 

[shifting gears]

at least thrice and I was the first to do it, way back all those hundred pages ago

Haha for real? Sorry for biting your style I genuinely ain't read the whole thread

 

[DotCommunist]

Haha for real? Sorry for biting your style I genuinely ain't read the whole thread

yeah all the low hanging fruit had gone by page 60. Hence the surreal turn

 

[Pickman's model]

blade ruiner - a shit knife sharpener encounters the man with no name

 

[Sea Star]

The Green Mice
Climate change or something is turning rodents green and making them aggressive. As society collapses, US Marine Tom Nastybastard has to return from heroically killing Afghan farmers and wedding parties to save his ex wife and step children from dying a horrible death by rodent teeth.

 

[Sea Star]

Slugs of Beverly Hills

Sounds like a David Attenborough documentary but it isn't - it's a clever satire on celebrity culture disguised as a horror film.

 

[JimW]

A Man For All Sea Songs - Tom More is a ballad obsessive determined to memorise every nautical song before King Henry lops off his head. Shall he or shanty?

 

[danny la rouge]

The Malteser Falcon

A bird of prey eats between meals

I did this gag better: Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

FFS people, ask yourself "would danny have said this?" And if the answer is "maybe", do a search.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I did this gag better: Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

FFS people, ask yourself "would danny have said this?" And if the answer is "maybe", do a search.

I hang my head in shame. I should have checked.

 

[Idris2002]

Jackie Grown

A teen magazine is relaunched for an older audience. Starring the same Dundee grandees.

Deano

DC Thomson's finest relocate to de Dublin nortsoide.

 

[Idris2002]

Randy

- I had an uncle who once played, for Red Star Belgrade, he said something are best left unspoken. .

 

[Idris2002]

The Ion in Winter

Peter O'Toole plays a subatomic particle.

 

[DotCommunist]

Uncle Cuck

John Candy is targeted by alt right freaks on twitter

 

[Idris2002]

The Fight of the Iguana

Tennessee Williams's follow-up to "A Streetcar Maimed Desiree" about a giant boxing lizard with a lethal left hook. Sequels were going to be 'The Right of the Iguana' and 'The Might of the Iguana' but Ava Gardner refused to wear the suit ever again.

That's brilliant, one of the best on this thread.