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Britain’s best and worst seaside towns

Oh, I'm a complete sucker for a neolithic barrow; next time I visit I'll take a good OS map to hunt them out. Last year at Carnac (surprisingly nice little seaside town with stunning sandy beaches) I worked myself into a near hysterical frenzy trying to see everything in my little guidebook! :D

Anglesey is well worth a visit, it's covered in barrows and there's one (can't remember the name, but it's a Cadw place) you can go in. Anglesey is also a bit favourite at chez kebab...
 
Anglesey is well worth a visit, it's covered in barrows and there's one (can't remember the name, but it's a Cadw place) you can go in. Anglesey is also a bit favourite at chez kebab...
it's where molly malone came from. she wheeled her wheelbarrow through roads broad and narrow on her way to dublin. sadly she died before she could take all her barrows to baile atha cliath
 
Felixstowe has a nice beach and sense of townliness with its pier and municipal gardens, but there are some interesting features just to the south by the port. Landguard Fort dates to 1540 and has quite a lot to explore, and near that the View Point Cafe attracts locals and visitors who like to watch the container ships calling at the port.

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What's Portishead like?

if you go a mile or so down the coast from the town beach there‘s a few small shingle beaches with cliffs and rocks that are good for barbecues and beach parties, used to do that occasionally in my teens and it was a lot of fun, building fires from driftwood etc. Muddy beyond the pebbles but you can actually swim in the sea there if you go down the yacht club slipway, there was once a diving platform built into the rocks too.
 
I like the random snippets of memories of childhood beach holidays I have:

Bournemouth: someone walking out of the sea with a shovel with a massive jellyfish on it and depositing it in a plastic bin.
Somewhere on the Gower (with cousins): A beach on what must have been some sort of small estuary with another beach opposite. A load of ‘tanks’ (I guess amphibious vehicles) suddenly appeared out of the sea and drove up the beach leaving big tracks in the sand.
Swanage: The path from the B&B down to the beach had an exciting variety of manhole covers including a triangular one. Also beach huts burning down quite often.
 
Felixstowe has a nice beach and sense of townliness with its pier and municipal gardens, but there are some interesting features just to the south by the port. Landguard Fort dates to 1540 and has quite a lot to explore, and near that the View Point Cafe attracts locals and visitors who like to watch the container ships calling at the port.

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Felixstowe's quite interesting, got two extremes; the really busy docks at one end and then there's Old Felixstowe at the other, around the golf course where you can go crabbing, sailing, walking, or wheel your bike onto a little one man ferry and catch a ride across to Bawdsey, all very quaint and quiet, old fashioned, pine woods and stuff. S'nice.
 
I like the random snippets of memories of childhood beach holidays I have:

Bournemouth: someone walking out of the sea with a shovel with a massive jellyfish on it and depositing it in a plastic bin.
Somewhere on the Gower (with cousins): A beach on what must have been some sort of small estuary with another beach opposite. A load of ‘tanks’ (I guess amphibious vehicles) suddenly appeared out of the sea and drove up the beach leaving big tracks in the sand.
Swanage: The path from the B&B down to the beach had an exciting variety of manhole covers including a triangular one. Also beach huts burning down quite often.
every time i smell sewage i am reminded of the beach at ribeira grande

which is admittedly in the azores.
 
We went to Ruda (Bude area I think) when I was a kid.

We drove down from Maidenhead, got there, and me and my brother raced off to the beach, I stripped off, left my clothes in a pile and splashed off into the sea - but the sea moves, and upon coming out of the sea my clothes (and new watch) had gone. I got properly bollocked upon my return...
 
We went to Ruda (Bude area I think) when I was a kid.

We drove down from Maidenhead, got there, and me and my brother raced off to the beach, I stripped off, left my clothes in a pile and splashed off into the sea - but the sea moves, and upon coming out of the sea my clothes (and new watch) had gone. I got properly bollocked upon my return...
kebab 'reggie perrin' king
 
See, most of the seaside places, even when down at heel, have some charm to them. Sunderland, Scarborough, Morecambe, Girvan, Ayr, are all nice enough to visit, which I have done fairly recently.

A lot of these articles re-enforce class based stereotypes, based on nothing more than snobbery usually. I enjoy playing the slots in an arcade in Scarborough just as much as camping on the beach in Bamburgh, both have their charms if you take them on their merits. Having lived in cities, I'd probably rather live in some seaside town no matter how run down they are to be honest.

Not having a go at anyone on here, it is sometimes fun to take the mick out of places of course.

Speaking of which, Bamburgh is full of fucking snobby wierdo cunts from my experience, but I don't let that put me off the scenery. 😂
 
We went to Ruda (Bude area I think) when I was a kid.

That's in Croyde, North Devon. Unless there is more than one Ruda.

Croyde is nice but the beach and the village itself are both too tiny for the vast numbers of tourists who come to the various campsites and holiday parks. We used to go there in winter a lot though.
 
Fond memories of loads of holidays as a kid in Woolacombe, some of my grandparents family were evacuated there in the war so they had connections. Went back to sprinkle my mum's ashes on a beautiful headland there last year, not a bad place to end up.

Spent all my time there when I was a kid rock-pooling, fishing, or the arcades.
 
I must have visited the “resort” of Prestatyn over 100 times seeing my grandparents from the early 80s until 2014, I feel that I definitely observed some decline over that period. The other grandparents were just along the road in Abergele (more of a farming village than a seaside resort) which meant driving through Rhyl to visit them and maybe stopping at the Sun Centre and the thrills of the wave machines, and their Monorail. Some nice beaches as I recall when the sun was out.

These days I opt for visiting the incredibly windy Rye Harbour beach (the other side from Camber Sands) which has free parking, a shingle beach, a decent cafe and is local to my folks.
 
Fond memories of loads of holidays as a kid in Woolacombe, some of my grandparents family were evacuated there in the war so they had connections. Went back to sprinkle my mum's ashes on a beautiful headland there last year, not a bad place to end up.

Spent all my time there when I was a kid rock-pooling, fishing, or the arcades.

I grew up there, well in Mortehoe up the hill. I'm planning to go back there once I'm dust as well.
 
I grew up there, well in Mortehoe up the hill. I'm planning to go back there once I'm dust as well.

That's where her ashes went, Morte Point. Got nice memories of being left with crisps and a drink on the wall in the sun outside the pub there while she went in for a cider! Here's a pic of her and family and friends on the beach at Woolacombe, guess maybe the late '50s or early '60s? Not sure which family member is the long faced one in the middle.IMG_4959.JPG
 
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That's where her ashes went, Morte Point. Got nice memories of being left with crisps and a drink on the wall in the sun outside the pub there while she went in for a cider! Here's a pic of her and family and friends on the beach at Woolacombe. Not sure which family member is the long faced one in the middle.View attachment 225087

I used to work in that pub :D
 
Had some cracking fish and chips in dungeness. And rye. And Cleethorpes. And Grimsby. And ok ones in Leigh-on-Sea.
The first thing I do when I get home is go to a F&C shop. There’s nowhere that produces F&C as good as in NELincs. If you go again I recommend Ernie Beckett in Cleethorpes market place. Not only are the F&C very good but during lockdown he gave away meals, over several days, to NHS workers by way of saying thank you. He also set up a delivery and a collection service to provide food.

I get annoyed that Steel’s jumped on the collection/delivery idea and, after Ernie Beckett had started it, claimed the idea was theirs.

Steel’s F&C is extremely good. I won’t eat there because they make wheel chair bound customers enter round the back and through the kitchens. I don’t see how this can be safe or sanitary. Unless it has changed now...
 
Bangor's grand and is one of the only towns mentioned on this thread to have a song about it. Or about a day trip there anyway.



Reputedly that song was actually about a trip to Rhyl but they couldn't get that to scan so used Bangor instead, much to the annoyance of people in Rhyl, who thought it would have brought in tourists.

Ian Telfer - the fiddler - just says that Day Trip to Bangor was 'the kind of success you don't easily recover from.'
 
I didn't know about the ferry to Bawdsey, will look out it next time, thanks!

Definitely recommend it. Quite an old school system, if the little open top ferry boat isn't there he'll be on the other side of the River Deben, on the Bawdsey side, so you pick up a paddle thing at the end of the pier and wave it, he'll spot you and nip back across. Check out Bawdsey Manor, lots of history, as you probs know, it's where radar was developed in WW2, all very hush-hush.
 
The first thing I do when I get home is go to a F&C shop. There’s nowhere that produces F&C as good as in NELincs. If you go again I recommend Ernie Beckett in Cleethorpes market place. Not only are the F&C very good but during lockdown he gave away meals, over several days, to NHS workers by way of saying thank you. He also set up a delivery and a collection service to provide food.

I get annoyed that Steel’s jumped on the collection/delivery idea and, after Ernie Beckett had started it, claimed the idea was theirs.

Steel’s F&C is extremely good. I won’t eat there because they make wheel chair bound customers enter round the back and through the kitchens. I don’t see how this can be safe or sanitary. Unless it has changed now...
Grimsby and Cleethorpes ARE the best for chipoils.

Beckett's is great. I used to go into the Seaway sometimes for fish, chips, bread and butter and tea after an afternoon in the Notts and Willy's. In Grimsby, Littlecoates chippy was a gem, and the Farebrother Street chippy, owned by a diminutive Chinese karate expert who for some reason had no trouble with the local youth, did lovely fish patties and pea fritters. St James chippy opposite Brighowgate bus station is still there and still good, having seen off the Fish n Chik next door some years ago.
 
Utter bollocks. So any word can mean what you like?

The reason I posted was because there was a two page argument from people who believed it had different meanings. Because it's a made-up meaningless word with no proper root.



A word can't mean what you like no.

However, once it's generally understood by people, it doesn't need to have a root, nor a morphological explanation. It's just lexis.

You've got a weird way of thinking about English.
 
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