BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff

[dessiato]

Get in the sea then

Ah, the instruction to kill myself, again. Are you sure that it’s a good idea to say things like this?

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh dear, here we go again. You made yourself look quite the prat last time.

Last time what?

 

[weepiper]

"Bosses say management issues are in the past"

 

[Orang Utan]

Ah, the instruction to kill myself, again. Are you sure that it’s a good idea to say things like this?

I thought you could swim?

 

[dessiato]

Last time what?

I’m not going to engage with you again. You advocated my committing suicide in the past. Im putting you on ignore. I’m not being abused that way, by you, again.

 

[Orang Utan]

I’m not going to engage with you again. You advocated my committing suicide in the past. Im putting you on ignore. I’m not being abused that way, by you, again.

I did not do that at all and you know it. Stop playing the victim.

 

[Spymaster]

I’m not going to engage with you again. You advocated my committing suicide in the past. Im putting you on ignore. I’m not being abused that way, by you, again.

Ah come on! Take him on. He's easy

 

[Orang Utan]

Get in the sea = fuck right off NOT what Des claims

 

[Pickman's model]

Ah come on! Take him on. He's easy

Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

[dessiato]

Ah come on! Take him on. He's easy

Not when he starts telling people suffering from severe depression to kill themselves. As he has me in the past. I’d rather just walk away from him. He’s not worth my time or trouble.

 

[Sue]

Ah, the instruction to kill myself, again. Are you sure that it’s a good idea to say things like this?

I can't help but feel you need to brush up the modern vernacular.

 

[Orang Utan]

Ah come on! Take him on. He's easy

Take him with you. This has gone on far too long. We’re so very sick and tired of your shit and the constant trolling

 

[Pickman's model]

Get in the sea = fuck right off NOT what Des claims

Close but no cigar What is the origin of the expression "Get in the sea"?

 

[hitmouse]

All this talk of beer isn’t helping my previous resolution to stay off it tonight…

each to their own, as someone who likes beer I find I can discuss misogynistic marketing for overhyped IPAs till the cows come home without it making me the slightest bit thirsty.

Loaded. Nuts. Men Behaving Badly. etc. yuk.

bUt ThE iRoNy!

Fuck that. I have two and it's 50/50 if I'll have to shit at work.

I mean, as long as you're not shitting yourself at work, that's a plus, surely? Beats working, right?

Shall we start with this, which was posted on this thread earlier

Brewdog: Bosses say management issues are in the past Brewdog: Bosses say management issues are in the past

I see weepiper beat me to it, but just to say it one more time: Bosses say management issues are in the past.

 

[dessiato]

I can't help but feel you need to brush up the modern vernacular.

I refer you to my post, immediately above yours.

 

[Orang Utan]

I refer you to my post, immediately above yours.

The lies?

 

[hitmouse]

Sharks say swimmers getting bitten issues are in the past.

 

[Spymaster]

Not when he starts telling people suffering from severe depression to kill themselves. As he has me in the past.

I know. He does it a lot, usually when he's pissed.

 

[8ball]

I can't help but feel you need to brush up the modern vernacular.

Well, I mean, sure, you may not find it offensive...

<just c&p something in here as appropriate>

 

[Orang Utan]

I know. He does it a lot, usually when he's pissed.

I’m not having this. Reported for trolling

 

[Sue]

I refer you to my post, immediately above yours.

Urban Dictionary: Get in the Sea

When something is so unbelievably stupid, the only response is to demand its devolution to an amphibious state.

www.urbandictionary.com

(Seriously, Googling terms you're not familiar with is the work of seconds and could save you getting into all kinds of bother.)

 

[Spymaster]

I’m not having this. Reported for trolling

Seriously? After what you've been doing here?

GTF!

 

[Orang Utan]

Seriously? After what you've been doing here?

GTF!

I’m completely sincere. Absolutely fed up to the back teeth with this shit. It’s tedious, depressing and stressful. Just go somewhere else and dick about please

 

[Spymaster]

I’m completely sincere. Absolutely fed up to the back teeth with this shit. It’s tedious, depressing and stressful. Just go somewhere else and dick about please

Kiss my arse, clown man.

 

[8ball]

Ok, can we have a very quick headcount of who hasn't been offended yet?

 

[PR1Berske]

Well I think it's time to unfollow this thread for a bit.

 

[8ball]

Well I think it's time to unfollow this thread for a bit.

Ok, I'll mark you off.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Apparently nothing here matters, but despite this I am sorry to hear dessiato is having a tough time of it and I hope things get better for him in 2022. If it helps “Get In The Sea” does not mean what he seems to think it does.

 

[brogdale]

Ok, can we have a very quick headcount of who hasn't been offended yet?

This most recent argument started when 2 posters took offence when Brewdog's misogynist, edge lord marketing was properly called out.

 

[equationgirl]

You tell 'em!

I don't know why you've decided this is all just one big jolly jape, it's getting very tedious.