Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[Aladdin]

“Brave Boris, led the country even when sick, he more than anyone knew what it was like” will be the narrative though.

Our Leo is 6 ft 4. So far he has escaped the virus despite visiting lots of places it could be ..
Chances of a cough in his face?
Minimal.

 

[dessiato]

Oh so there are some tests available then?

Not for the likes of us of course. Only important/ rich people can have them

 

[bimble]

oh well.

 

[FiFi]

Oh so there are some tests available then?

They're rationed apparently - and no one seems to know what the criteria is

 

[gosub]

How close did he stand to Corbyn at PMQs? Whose time us up?

Two sword lengths apart as is the norm.

 

[keybored]

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Spotted the "Super Spreader".

 

[Favelado]

Poor virus.

 

[5t3IIa]

Any speculation as to his risk factors? BMI related? I wouldn't put money on his blood pressure either

 

[Pickman's model]

so there aren't tests for ordinary people but there are for the parasites charles mountbatten-windsor and alexander boris de pfeffel johnson

and the squads of police based round westminster seem to have been failing in their duty under the emergency law to prevent people mixing.

literally one law for them...

 

[dessiato]

In the celebrity deaths thread I wanted him to be confined in an NHS hospital so he got a taste of what his party has done to it. Then several months later to be found having been sectioned because he was ranting about how he was the PM. No one that scruffy and such a tosser could ever be elected to such high office, could they?

 

[pseudonarcissus]

How close did he stand to Corbyn at PMQs? Whose time us up?

I know the answer to that...2 sword lengths, I guess the traditional safe isolating distance.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Am I the only one that thinks this is part of the blag

 

[Raheem]

Any speculation as to his risk factors? BMI related? I wouldn't put money on his blood pressure either

Would karma count as a risk factor?

 

[gosub]

In the celebrity deaths thread I wanted him to be confined in an NHS hospital so he got a taste of what his party has done to it. Then several months later to be found having been sectioned because he was ranting about how he was the PM. No one that scruffy and such a tosser could ever be elected to such high office, could they?

There is a great story about how Dennis Thatcher accidently ended up in a mental hospital.

 

[dessiato]

Am I the only one that thinks this is part of the blag

Gets him off the hook perhaps. The fuck up isn’t his fault, he was in isolation. Yes I can see that happening.

 

[dessiato]

There is a great story about how Dennis Thatcher accidently ended up in a mental hospital.

Do tell

 

[Teaboy]

I hope Carrie (sorry forgot her surname) stays safe. She must be in the middle of her pregnancy by now.

Couldn't give a fuck about her. It's not like he hides who he is and how he treats other people. I feel sorry for the unborn child but she's an adult, she's made her own bed.

 

[dessiato]

Couldn't give a fuck about her. It's not like he hides who he is and how he treats other people. I feel sorry for the unborn child but she's an adult, she's had the staff make her own bed.

FTFY

 

[Sue]

A friends thinks it's 'cruel and vindictive' that I went LOL at the news.

 

[Sasaferrato]

It was inevitable really.

 

[Sasaferrato]

This'll win him the next election

Unless Labour get their act together, either of my cats could win the next election, and Effie is somewhat less than bright.

 

[keybored]

A friends thinks it's 'cruel and vindictive' that I went LOL at the news.

Get new friends.

 

[Sue]

Get new friends.

He's sound apart from his liberal tendencies. This is why we never talk about politics.

 

[two sheds]

His dad will be able to clear any pub he goes into within a minute now, if he couldn't before.

 

[skyscraper101]

His dad will be able to clear any pub he goes into within a minute now, if he couldn't before.

All the pubs, have been closed down.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Our Leo is 6 ft 4. So far he has escaped the virus despite visiting lots of places it could be ..
Chances of a cough in his face?
Minimal.

I don't think this is how it works.

 

[two sheds]

All the pubs, have been closed down.

See - I'm immediately proved right

 

[SpookyFrank]

Couldn't give a fuck about her. It's not like he hides who he is and how he treats other people. I feel sorry for the unborn child but she's an adult, she's made her own bed.

You know that bit at the end of Pan's Labyrinth where the partisans take the baby off of the dying fascist general and they're all like 'he will never even know your name', yeah that's what I hope for for their kid.

 

[Ax^]

This'll win him the next election

may take on it cunt wants to be "seen as one of the people"

more then likely advise by Cummings to play this card

cunt

 

[ska invita]

i think best leave the fantasy conspiracy theory aside