I see you’re already one step ahead.
A small hurdle to overcome before we stand lockstep ready to take on the Goliath of Amazon.
Border Farce
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I see you’re already one step ahead.
A small hurdle to overcome before we stand lockstep ready to take on the Goliath of Amazon.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yeh but are you david or are you elhanan?I see you’re already one step ahead.
A small hurdle to overcome before we stand lockstep ready to take on the Goliath of Amazon.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Brexiters angrily demand the French take control of our borders
The arrival by boat of migrants on our shore has made Leave-supporting Ministers, pundits and members of the public adamant that for the UK to be fully sovereign and in control of its frontiers, th…
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The arrival by boat of migrants on our shore has made Leave-supporting Ministers, pundits and members of the public adamant that for the UK to be fully sovereign and in control of its frontiers, then the French have to step up and decide who can come here.
Home Secretary and part-time demonic succubus, Priti Patel, issued a series of Tweets explaining that a foreign government should take control in order for the UK to be free of the shackles of treaties with foreign governments.
An idea later explained by her media strategist Simon Williams.
He explained “We will no longer be Brussel’s puppet on immigration. We have taken full control of our destiny and that’s why we want French police to decide who gets to board a boat for Britain, French immigration officials to ascertain who has the right to enter the UK, and the French Navy to decide who can sail into British territorial waters.
“The people gave a clear signal that they have had enough of Johnny Eurocrat deciding who we can welcome or turn away. And now they have seen what happens when French officials are not bound by treaties to assist us, they demand something be done. By someone else.
“And what they certainly don’t want is snooty remainers pointing out that they had warned this would happen.”
In turn, the French government has said it would consider the offer to be the main authority on entry and exits to the UK.
However, it explained that many French voters would be reluctant to spend their money sorting out the self-inflicted problems of the UK and that being given sovereignty over British borders was like “getting offered a blow job by someone with weeping cold sores.”
Is that the ice cream company?
If so - they were handing out free ice cream at CHOP/CHAZ.
They are woke af.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
They're woke anti-fascists?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Has she not got anything better to do?
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
I doubt that she's actually working on solving climate change or disbanding NATO, though.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
That's ben and jerry owned by unilever and who migrant workers in the US had to fight a long battle against to get a single day off a week, for them not to work with ICE (or equivalent) and to get beds in their workers hostels that aren't simply piles of straw and that actually have water and electricity. Woke af indeed.
They said something on twitter though.
teqniq
DisMembered
I did not realise they were owned by Unilever, who are complete arseholes.
bimble
floofy
Here’s some depressingly predicable results from a yougov poll asking if people have any sympathy for the people in the dinghies, not a very meaningful sample but entirely unsurprisingly suggests that the people who voted this government in are the same ones the gov is trying to keep onside with all this noise about the issue now (sort results by ‘politics’)
yougov.co.uk
How much sympathy do you have, if any at all, for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England? | Daily Question
How much sympathy do you have, if any at all, for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England?
yougov.co.uk
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
A kind of psephological Stockholm syndrome?Here’s some depressingly predicable results from a yougov poll asking if people have any sympathy for the people in the dinghies, not a very meaningful sample but entirely unsurprisingly suggests that the people who voted this government in are the same ones the gov is trying to keep onside with all this noise about the issue now (sort results by ‘politics’)
How much sympathy do you have, if any at all, for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England? | Daily Question
How much sympathy do you have, if any at all, for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England?
Chilli.s
mingling jets and statuettes
That's a good thing isn't it?"Woke"
Smangus
comatose at a desk
Border Force is basically an amalgamation of parts the old Home office immigration and the Customs part of the old HM Customs and Excise. Hence the cutters, they also collect customs duty on imports.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
A snazzy brace of pistols was a hallmark, and they started out with what was basically a navy uniform of the time:
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Border Force does sound like a noisy children’s cartoon from the 1980s. I can imagine a control centre giving them orders.
Smangus
comatose at a desk
They probably have a secret island base, and dynamic theme tune.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Yes. And they shout a lot.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
And maybe they’re anthropomorphic dogs.
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