Border Farce

[Pickman's model]

They probably have a secret island base, and dynamic theme tune.

this is all they could stretch to in the theme tune stakes

 

[danny la rouge]

this is all they could stretch to in the theme tune stakes

It always sounds like the background music to bewigged redcoats rounding up incalcitrant natives roped together. Stirring, cheery, a bit fey, and patronisingly racist.

 

[Pickman's model]

It always sounds like the background music to bewigged redcoats rounding up incalcitrant natives roped together. Stirring, cheery, a bit fey, and patronisingly racist.

that's because it is

 

[krtek a houby]

That's a good thing isn't it?

Depends on who's using it, I guess.

 

[Raheem]

They probably have a secret island base

Not exactly secret, but less constantly on everyone's mind than we like to imagine.

 

[danny la rouge]

Depends on who's using it, I guess.

If woke is what the Ben and Jerry’s twitter account is, I’m opposed to woke.

 

[krtek a houby]

If woke is what the Ben and Jerry’s twitter account is, I’m opposed to woke.

Woke is a four letter word.

 

[two sheds]

A snazzy brace of pistols was a hallmark, and they started out with what was basically a navy uniform of the time:

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You wouldn't want to carry those pistols round loaded.

 

[danny la rouge]

Woke is a four letter word.

So is “four”. Makes you think!

 

[Smangus]

So is “four”. Makes you think!

There must be grounds for a conspirloon theory in this some where.

 

[danny la rouge]

There must be grounds for a conspirloon theory in this some where.

Why does three have five letters, while one and two have three?

 

[maomao]

So is “four”. Makes you think!

So is word!

 

[danny la rouge]

So is word!

 

[Flavour]

Yeah well the so-called first man on the moon, neil armstrong... let's call him Neil A. Read it backwards. Makes you think!!!

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah well the so-called first man on the moon, neil armstrong... let's call him Neil A. Read it backwards. Makes you think!!!

yeh, lien is another four letter word

the freemen on the land very interested in what you point out, the notion that a lien has already been placed upon the moon, thus infringing their property rights - should they ever make it to that satellite they will no doubt take it further

 

[Dogsauce]

They probably have a secret island base, and dynamic theme tune.

and they absolutely have a boss figure who is actually the Admiral from those car insurance ads who used to be in eastenders.

 

[Lucy Fur]

So is word!

Bird is the word

 

[Pickman's model]

and they absolutely have a boss figure who is actually the Admiral from those car insurance ads who used to be in eastenders.

close but no cigar

it is in fact churchill

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Both 'shit' and 'cunt' are four letter words, compound them and we get taken straight back to marty1

That's the last time you'll laugh at David Ike...

 

[krtek a houby]

Why does three have five letters, while one and two have three?

I believe three is the magic number.

 

[A380]

They probably have a secret island base, and dynamic theme tune.

Although somewhat disappointingly every episode saw them planting out petunias and other annuals in different municipal parks- apart from the spin off movie where they replanted a floral clock.

 

[danny la rouge]

I believe three is the magic number.

Oh no, I’m not falling for that again.

 

[Smangus]

Although somewhat disappointing every episode saw them planting out petunias and other annuals in different municipal parks- apart from the spin off movie where they replanted a floral clock.

So border force are The Wombles? or something

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh no, I’m not falling for that again.

and eddie cochran said there were three steps to heaven

 

[Pickman's model]

So border force are The Wombles? or something

they're a long way from wimbledon common

 

[danny la rouge]

and eddie cochran said there were three steps to heaven

He was wrong.

 

[Pickman's model]

He was wrong.

abraham merritt identified seven footprints to satan

 

[danny la rouge]

abraham merritt identified seven footprints to satan

Wop, wop, ooooh.

 

[gentlegreen]

Tory Brexiteer proposes ‘taking back Calais’ to deal with number of migrants crossing the English Channel

A Tory MP has suggested that the UK government takes control of Calais from France to stop migrants crossing the English channel.

www.theneweuropean.co.uk

 

[quiet guy]

The epitome of Gammon