Artists pimps random cars at night with fantastic results
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discokermit
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next time i see you in a public place i'll tape cardboard all over you. then i'll keep you in my fucking living room. or more likely, my fucking cellar.Keep it in your fucking living room then not in a public place
discokermit
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doesn't bother me a jot as i've got the same amount of nerve endings in a more condensed space, plus i have a massive car and a massive knife.Sorry to hear about your small penis
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discokermit
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lol. pirate, twat.
discokermit
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with your magic eyes?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
it almost looks like the cars are the really shoddy attendees at a cosplay event. Get some paper mache and paint on those carboard bones and it would look sick. Ridiculous but sick. Much like cosplay. You could even do one as a paper mache enhanced batmobile
discokermit
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serially unhinged? or seriously? i'm both either way so no biggie, i just don't think you know what some words mean.
Mr Retro
Beware hedgehogs
Set of bricks swooped for a set of wheels. Fair exchange, no robbery.
fredfelt
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This person obviously had it coming to them - fancy touching someone else's car, not only a car but an Audi - ffs
Russian driver throws pedestrian into canal for touching his car
Sometimes it takes an artist to make us realise how obsessed we can get about the objects we use to prop up our sense of self.
Russian driver throws pedestrian into canal for touching his car
Sometimes it takes an artist to make us realise how obsessed we can get about the objects we use to prop up our sense of self.
discokermit
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fuck off.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
George & Bill
semiotically superfluous
Looks great without that shit, thanks.
Chipped to 240 bhp, 0-60 in a bit over 6 secs, top speed about 160 mph.
Pumps out more shit than Sellafield and sucks hippy cyclists through those gaps in the spoiler without missing a beat.
It's a fucking grin!
If I was a 14-year-old in the late 90s, and I had to choose the most badass car available in a mid-sized used car showroom in Croydon, and it had to be painted the same colour as my Nan's bathroom, then that is definitely the one I'd choose.
Psychobabble.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
You'd need a time machine.
Gromit
International Man of Misery
If the guy attaches cardboard. Snaps a pic. Removes the cardboard. Gives the car a nice clean and polish before leaving... Then I'll call it art.
If he leaves it attached then it's technically vandalism.
The car owner may come out see the car, laugh and have their day brightened.
Or they may wake up with little time to get to work, have to remove all that which makes them late, as they are late they lose their job, their girlfriend leaves them over arguments about money, they fall into a depression leading to severe mental health problems, then one day ends up in a bell tower shooting random passersby.
And it's all the vandal's fault.
If he leaves it attached then it's technically vandalism.
The car owner may come out see the car, laugh and have their day brightened.
Or they may wake up with little time to get to work, have to remove all that which makes them late, as they are late they lose their job, their girlfriend leaves them over arguments about money, they fall into a depression leading to severe mental health problems, then one day ends up in a bell tower shooting random passersby.
And it's all the vandal's fault.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
If the equilibrium of your entire life is predicated on the spotlessness of your car then that's something you should really address before somebody 'vandalises' it.
It's cardboard held on with gaffer tape ffs.
It's cardboard held on with gaffer tape ffs.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
As for the people saying it would be acceptable to avenge this act of minor mischief with extreme violence, well that's exactly the same attitude the coppers use to justify baton-charging a crowd of defenceless people because one of them may have broken a window.
I don't care if you think you're joking, you're still cunts and you need to seriously reexamine your shit.
I don't care if you think you're joking, you're still cunts and you need to seriously reexamine your shit.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
You are a tragic, tragic, tragic human being and I doubt you've got enough about you to deal a mortal blow to a cherry tomato, never mind a person.
discokermit
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i think you mean duct tape. gaffer tape is used mainly in the film and television industry. it actually looks like masking tape. your entire knowledge of tape comes from tv rather than real life.
discokermit
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fancy a go you curly little cunt?
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Calm down sunshine, I've not even laid a finger on your extensively hand-polished penis substitute. Save your vitriol for those truly deserving of it.
discokermit
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you don't understand engineering, you don't understand cars or the role they play, you don't understand people, you don't understand depression, and you don't understand the joy of spending hours on a physical task with aesthetically pleasing end results.
you don't even know about tape, you worthless little gobshite.
what do you understand? wanking, i expect. mimsy little cunt.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
That John Travolta speech in Pulp Fiction is actually a joke at the expense of impotent masculine arrogance. It's not something something people are supposed to aspire to.
