Alex Jones - Two Stops Past Barking?

[alex_]

I didn't realise he was only 50 years old. Thought he was in his 60s...

It’s almost like rage and anger cause premature ageing.

Or maybe he was born looking like a boiled ham ?

 

[Aladdin]

It’s almost like rage and anger cause premature ageing.

Or maybe he was born looking like a boiled ham ?

His face looks like he's on steroids. Maybe he has excessive cortisol from all that anger

 

[Yossarian]

bit of an update

Judge to approve auctions liquidating Alex Jones' Infowars to help pay Sandy Hook families

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ Infowars media platform and its assets will be sold off in auctions this fall to help pay the more than $1 billion he owes relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.

apnews.com

I liked the part about Infowars being auctioned off, didn't like this part so much:

Despite the pending loss of his company, Jones vows to continue his talk shows through other means, possibly including a new website and his personal social media accounts. He also has suggested that Infowars’ assets could be bought by his supporters, allowing him to continue hosting his show as an employee under the Infowars brand in their home city of Austin, Texas.

Sounds like it might end up being business as usual - who the fuck else apart from Jones' supporters would buy Infowars?

 

[klang]

I didn't realise he was only 50 years old. Thought he was in his 60s...

weird innit. I learned the other day that that Robinson 'vicar' twat isn't even 40 yet.
something about those limelight loons that makes them seem older than they are. is it being bitter?
or maybe they make me feel young?

 

[breadandcircuse]

I liked the part about Infowars being auctioned off, didn't like this part so much:

Despite the pending loss of his company, Jones vows to continue his talk shows through other means, possibly including a new website and his personal social media accounts. He also has suggested that Infowars’ assets could be bought by his supporters, allowing him to continue hosting his show as an employee under the Infowars brand in their home city of Austin, Texas.

Sounds like it might end up being business as usual - who the fuck else apart from Jones' supporters would buy Infowars?

He deserves nothing less than a prison sentence, the evil bastard.

 

[Aladdin]

weird innit. I learned the other day that that Robinson 'vicar' twat isn't even 40 yet.
something about those limelight loons that makes them seem older than they are. is it being bitter?
or maybe they make me feel young?

Who is the Robinson vicar twat? Not familiar with them. I tend to steer clear of social media .

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Who is the Robinson vicar twat? Not familiar with them. I tend to steer clear of social media .

Father Calvin Robinson. Fresh out of the Laurence Fox School of Right Wing Grifters, as devout as a bag of Quavers and half as intelligent.

 

[klang]

Who is the Robinson vicar twat? Not familiar with them. I tend to steer clear of social media .

don't worry about him. Loon

 

[isvicthere?]

It’s almost like rage and anger cause premature ageing.

Indeed. There´s a meme that points out that Brad Pitt is actually older than Nigel Farage.

 

[Lurdan]

 

[Dogsauce]

How much for Paul Joseph Watson?

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

How much for Paul Joseph Watson?

We will give you money to get him away from us

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

And by away from us I think situated at our Lagrange point L3 would work.

 

[HeAthen]

I do hope a leftie organisation buys the domain and uses it to fight against the fuckers.

 

[two sheds]

Soros might have a bob or two spare

 

[Yossarian]

How much for Paul Joseph Watson?

I think that works out to the going rate for a pound of shit, times his weight

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

I think that works out to the going rate for a pound of shit, times his weight

I think that's wrong.
You can use shit as fertiliser so it's more useful than him.

 

[maomao]

I think that's wrong.
You can use shit as fertiliser so it's more useful than him.

Human bodies can also be composted.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Human bodies can also be composted.

Would you eat anything grown from him?

 

[maomao]

Would you eat anything grown from him?

Sure, why not.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Sure, why not.

Apparently he's been talking a lot of dubious supplements

 

[DaveCinzano]

Those FDA pinkos ruled that his corpse mince was unfit for human consumption

 

[DaveCinzano]

Perhaps the administrators could hawk his fetid cadaver to TV production companies as a Bush Tucker Trial for IACGMOOH! somewhere

 

[breadandcircuse]

For anyone interested, the documentary on the prick is repeated tonight on Sky. It covers the trial and what he put those poor parents through. He gets a slapping down in court, but then proceeds to carry on with his bullshit outside. Just lock the fucker up.

It does clash with PBS though, who are screening a programme on the election, called The Choice. I expect it to be better than the beeb's offering at 9. Cue the treatment of the madman as if he is compos mentes. I suspect Bruce will be her usual self which isn't good. I hope PBS do a good job.

 

[Wookey]

Anyone using Quavers as a comparative measure for anything is treading on very shaky ground. It is a prince amongst crisps, and must be left well outside of this cumbersome conversation.

Over.

 

[Yossarian]

Perhaps the administrators could hawk his fetid cadaver to TV production companies as a Bush Tucker Trial for IACGMOOH! somewhere

If they're going to push the contestants into cannibalism I can think of an Iraq-invading former president and a former Fox host who could also appear in Bush Tucker trials

 

[Lord Camomile]

I do hope a leftie organisation buys the domain and uses it to fight against the fuckers.

I imagine the guys at Knowledge Fight would probably be quite keen.