I am not happy with Sachin. Last night I was in the living room having a brew before I skipped off to the pub to see a gig. All of a sudden I could hear a very distressed noise, something between wheezing and squeaking. Ran to the dining room thinking it was one of the cats choking horribly on something. Saw the back of Sachin and was ready to grab him and pound him to get whatever it was out of him when he turned and showed me a full sized live rat hanging out of his mouth! I shouted, he ran towards the cat flap, dropped said rat, panic set in!
Rat ran to the stairs, managed to climb a couple and then what was my first thought after Shitshitshit? Where is my tablet or phone so I can take a photo of it
Thankfully for me, not for the rat, it was leg injured so not a fast runner. I persuaded it back down the stairs with flappy hand signals and a carrier bag, not wanting to touch it as I've no idea if it's wild or domestic. It ran round the dining room, dived into a bookshelf with its tail stuck out. Sachin is very amused at this point and watching beside me. I was less impressed as I was suffering from the very real start of a migraine yesterday evening so the rising blood pressure was making my head pound more.
I pulled the books from the book shelf and the bugger ran again towards my closed back door. My back door has a loose plastic step mount cos it's not plastered in yet and as I tried to work out where the sod was, the plastic moved. Ahhh it's under that then I thought. I moved the folded down sports bag like cat carrier I have by the back door and put it on the dining table, opened the back door, shifted all the back door steps bits and the git wasn't there. Then I realised that the cat carrier was actually quite heavy when I moved it. I picked it up off the table and swung it towards the door at which point the rat became Super Rat and leapt out of it mid flight leaving me a sweary, near brown trousered mess as this brown blur passed my eyes and myself.
I cajoled it out of the door with the cat carrier and got the door shut sharpish. Then went to the pub after some more swearing and complaining to the cats. I came back from the pub. The rat was back. But dead
Thank goodness for disposable gloves. I think Sachin must have killed it not long after I went cos the blood underneath it on the laminate was dry. A photo to best mate Mogden confirmed it as wild not domestic. I am blaming the student neighbours who have had 3 black bags of rubbish languishing in their garden since before Christmas. On the plus side, if there is one, I now know that vermin will not survive long in this house.
I had to get this out cos my brain is still suffering from migraine hangover and it keeps whizzing round my head but yeah, long story short, I was doing a bloody rat dance last night and it wasn't fun!