Well, you could always visit the Sainsbury's locals in Headcorn, Sutton Coldfield or Warrington for starters. Have a pop and call the locals yuppies if you like....
Still, I've cheered up immensely now I know that you've a Fresh N' Wild in Stokie. That's like the Porsche and Salmon Pink shirted brash 80's businessbastard of the organic food world - witness the Camden version, with its permanent assortment of beardie-stroking try-hards (wearing artful Armani berets) lined up in the window . I'd even prefer a Sainsbury's local to that ... and I fudging hate that place...