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Young professionals who move into Brixton and then complain about long established venues...

^this. Up to a couple of years ago I lived next to what had been a proper boozer until it reinvented itself as a destination venue which would hold events in the garden well into the early hours of the morning. When I phoned the venue to ask them to turn it down the DJ would mock the neighbours over the PA, and whenever I complained to Lambeth I'd get a response along the lines of "our officers attended the venue at 10:00am on Monday and could hear no evidence of noise nuisance". Lambeth are bloody useless.
A pub suddenly making a lot more noise is an entirely different thing to young professionals moving into an area with a well established night economy and then complaining about the noise coming from a place that's been there for decades and hasn't made any changes.

What was the boozer you complained about?
 
A pub suddenly making a lot more noise is an entirely different thing to young professionals moving into an area with a well established night economy and then complaining about the noise coming from a place that's been there for decades and hasn't made any changes.

What was the boozer you complained about?
the Hopeless Wanker in its Grand Union incarnation. GU were utter cunts.
 
the Hopeless Wanker in its Grand Union incarnation. GU were utter cunts.
Ah, that lot! Yes, I heard that they were a fucking awful bunch. Is it any better now? I went to the relaunch and swiftly decided it really wasn't the kind of place (or people) I want to hang out with.
 
Ah, that lot! Yes, I heard that they were a fucking awful bunch. Is it any better now? I went to the relaunch and swiftly decided it really wasn't the kind of place (or people) I want to hang out with.
No idea. Had a quick look in soon after they reopened and decided it's not my sort of place either. Can't be any worse than it was, though.
 
What I saw was grim. Wall to wall over-confident young professionals.
It's an odd one. A friend was telling me that the admin staff from his office, who are young but definitely not professionals, see it as their weekend destination of choice and travel in from Croydon and beyond on a Saturday night. I have no idea why anyone would do that to themselves.
 
i fucking hate people like this. Wasnt there talk of bringing in that law where complaints of this nature couldnt be upheld, as the club/venue was obviously there first?
 
Of course. And I'd get rid of this stupid law that punishes offies if they sell a single can. If it's OK for the yups to get smashed on cocktails and bars that have extended their space into the street, then it should be OK for people who just want a single can al fresco.
People of my acquaintance have been driven out of pubs and bars by the high prices and the fact a lot are not welcoming to those who fall outside the desired cool demographic so drinking in public space is their only option for a social drink.....unfortunately sniffy cunts find this intimidating and get the authorities involved but they wouldn't bat an eyelid at a throng of braying w*nkers with bottles of prosecco, and a Cath Kidston picnic set.
 
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People of my acquaintance have been driven out of pubs and bars by the high prices and the fact a lot are not welcoming to those who fall outside the desired cool demographic so drinking in public space is their only option for a social drink.....unfortunately sniffy cunts find this intimidating and get the authorities involved but they wouldn't bat an eyelid at a throng of braying wankers with bottles of prosecco, and a Cath Kidston picnic set.
Case in point is the Ritzy and Windrush Square. It's absolutely fine for these chortling guys to glug as much booze as they like down their throats, but if anyone wants to have a can outside the Ritzy's 'bagsied' space the cops could take it off them.

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Photos from: In Photos: Brixton Ritzy Living Wage dispute – big crowds turn out in support of sacked workers
 
It'll be different for everyone but I think the reason I wouldn't bat an eyelid at "braying wankers" drinking prosecco is because I've never previously been hassled or threatened by them. The few times I have been hassled was from individuals clutching solitary cans of whatever high alcohol percentage is on special offer that week. It's a question of probability. Unfortunately one or two arseholes spoil it for the rest of us.
 
It'll be different for everyone but I think the reason I wouldn't bat an eyelid at "braying wankers" drinking prosecco is because I've never previously been hassled or threatened by them. The few times I have been hassled was from individuals clutching solitary cans of whatever high alcohol percentage is on special offer that week. It's a question of probability. Unfortunately one or two arseholes spoil it for the rest of us.
It’s a shame you’re not allowed to chortle these days :(
 
Tonight I learnt that some fucking shithead young professional couple who have moved into the new Lexadon flats on Coldharbour Lane have started repeatedly complaining to the council about the noise from the 414.

If you don't like the noise from a much-loved club that has been around from before when you were born, don't move into the fucking area, you self-entitled, selfish, arrogant pieces of shit.
I could have sworn this was a thread from ca. 2012 :facepalm::mad:
 
It'll be different for everyone but I think the reason I wouldn't bat an eyelid at "braying wankers" drinking prosecco is because I've never previously been hassled or threatened by them. The few times I have been hassled was from individuals clutching solitary cans of whatever high alcohol percentage is on special offer that week. It's a question of probability. Unfortunately one or two arseholes spoil it for the rest of us.
Brixton must be the only place on the planet that doesn't turn in to wanker central when the cocaine and booze is flowing :rolleyes: or you don't get out much.
 
Personal preference but I can live with "wankers", but feeling threatened/intimidated is a different matter. As I say, the "wankers" have never threatened me. Sorry, just how it is.
 
Brixton must be the only place on the planet that doesn't turn in to wanker central when the cocaine and booze is flowing :rolleyes: or you don't get out much.
I remember some coked up posh cunt kicking his empty pints around in the Albert until some old school drinkers told him to GTFO. Brixton is full of braying coked-up twats on the weekend. They've taken over and it's as depressing as fuck - and they're far more likely to cause a fight than a street drinker.
 
Personal preference but I can live with "wankers", but feeling threatened/intimidated is a different matter. As I say, the "wankers" have never threatened me. Sorry, just how it is.
There's a first time for everything.
 
I remember some coked up posh cunt kicking his empty pints around in the Albert until some old school drinkers told him to GTFO. Brixton is full of braying coked-up twats on the weekend. They've taken over and it's as depressing as fuck - and they're far more likely to cause a fight than a street drinker.
I found Brixton and other areas less hostile when it was more about dancing/clubbing. The fridge, brix, 414 housed thousands of ravers that generaly behaved and policed themselves. Booze and cocktails wasn't the main driver back then mind!
 
That's because everyone was loved up. If offies were selling single pills instead of single cans.....

:hmm:

....I've just thought of a brilliant single issue political party
 
Have you been mugged by individuals clutching single sale cans of whatever high percentage alcohol is on offer that week ?

Yes. Technically I cant prove he only bought one can, but he pulled a knife on my mum and I, so I'm willing to believe the worst.
 
That's because everyone was loved up. If offies were selling single pills instead of single cans.....

:hmm:

....I've just thought of a brilliant single issue political party
No, It was just a different and better crowd of people. I see you are trying to blame this on street drinkers/ alcoholics. Is it possible to buy a single can in Brixton? I don't see many of them out late when Brixton is emptying out.The pissed up twats i see down there are not street drinkers.
 
Yes. Technically I cant prove he only bought one can, but he pulled a knife on my mum and I, so I'm willing to believe the worst.
Believe it or not, a lot of people that pull blades aren't holding a can.
 
No, It was just a different and better crowd of people. I see you are trying to blame this on street drinkers/ alcoholics. Is it possible to buy a single can in Brixton? I don't see many of them out late when Brixton is emptying out.The piss up twats i see down there are not street drinkers.

Not sure I'm blaming anything on street drinkers am I? Just saying I don't feel threatened by Cath Kidson-bedecked prosecco drinkers. I don't mind if people hold a different opinion.
 
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