"Stockwell, one of London's most important opening areas." What the hell does that mean?
"By day the shopping experience is wide and eclectic, with everything from prestigious high street retail and leisure, to antiques and ultra modern vogue." Ultra Modern Vogue? I'm totally lost.
"By night an exciting mix of bars, eateries, and clubs offer something for all tastes and create a unique energy for the whole area." Yeah baby, buzzwords. These guys should promote the Iceland flats.
The area's big sell? "Incredibly good transport connections mean less time travelling to and from work, leaving more time to enjoy it during the week too."
Exciting mix of eateries AND incredibly good transport connections. Is Stockwell the new Brixton?
"Feel the energy" indeed.