Worst suburban article on wikipedia - the nominations

[Orang Utan]

Black pudding with a kumquat on it

 

[purenarcotic]

What is with all the ketchup hating. Ketchup is the greatest.

 

[Orang Utan]

It obliterates the taste of everything else and is cloyingly sweet and is a really bad thing for kids to get into, as it fucks thee teeth and makes them want it with everything. I like it on bacon, but would gladly forego that if it was made to disappear forever. Condiments should enhance the taste of things, not dominate them. They ruin chips.

 

[purenarcotic]

Bacon (fried till dead dead crispy)
Sausage
Egg
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried bread
Ketchup

 

[purenarcotic]

It obliterates the taste of everything else and is cloyingly sweet and is a really bad thing for kids to get into, as it fucks thee teeth and makes them want it with everything. I like it on bacon, but would gladly forego that if it was made to disappear forever. Condiments should enhance the taste of things, not dominate them. They ruin chips.

A chip is not a good chip without a good ketchup.

 

[sheothebudworths]

MAYO!

 

[jakethesnake]

Apple chutney is nice with a fry up.

 

[discokermit]

A chip is not a good chip without a good ketchup.

you shouldn't be allowed chips with an attitude like that. pearls before swine.

 

[Orang Utan]

A chip is not a good chip without a good ketchup.

BANISH HER!
only salt, or salt and vinegar, or mayo with certain chips will do.

 

[purenarcotic]

I'LL BANISH YOUR FACE.

S&V is a given. Lots of both.

 

[Orang Utan]

What? AS WELL as ketchup? You are disgusting!

 

[pogofish]

What the hell is "fruit pudding" (listed in the article as being a Scots component of a full breakfast)?

Like clootie dumpling, sliced and fried.

 

[RubyToogood]

Like clootie dumpling, sliced and fried.

This does not help

 

[Epona]

Hendersons Relish is nice on chips, but as an alternative to vinegar, and not with ketchup!

 

[pogofish]

This does not help

As featured on umpteen threads back to 2006 - Slice it up and fry it!

http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/my-clootie-dumpling-is-on-the-stove-now.118682/

 

[ringo]

''Smashing fry up Sonya, apart from I don't like my beans near my egg, in hindsight you should have used the sausage as a kind of barrier. Don't get me wrong I do like beans, but if they go near my egg I want that to be my choice''

Partridge tells it like it is.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

MAYO!

Ugh.

 

[gentlegreen]

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[sheothebudworths]

Ugh.

WRONG!