Worst film you have ever seen and why?
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I suppose the good thing about Dog Soldiers is that, even though it's basically a B-Movie, it has some quite good bits of dialogue between the characters, like where Sean Pertwee's character talks about his mate getting blown up in the Gulf and his tattoo, or the way they're all talking about wanting to find out the England score, and tehn the film finishes with a newspaper front page saying England 5 germany 1 in huge letters and then 'werewolves ate my squadron' in small print at the bottom.
Really shit films don't even have those little touches...
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
you are wrong about almost everything
shoot 'em up is so much fun and ai and true romance are fine films
kained&able
Here for the football.
shoot em up is comedy brillience!
opening scene with nirvanas breed meant i knew i would love it! How many ways can you kill someone with a carrot!
dave
opening scene with nirvanas breed meant i knew i would love it! How many ways can you kill someone with a carrot!
dave
FabricLiveBaby!
Live Baby Fabric!
I had to turn Freddy Got Fingered off and I expect I wasn't the only one. An aquaintence of mine raved about it
Ok, I know this is two pages ago but I feel so strongly about how SHIT this film is.
My mate *loves* it.
I don't find scenes of Tom Green wanking a "horseeeeeeeeeeee" off, or beating a disbaled womans legs because it turns her on even remotley funny.
Just disturbing, and awful.
What exactly was the plot of that film?
Yes, that sounds horrendously awful
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
it's awful alright - though it is funny in parts, esp the horse wanking - c'mon what's not funny about wanking off a horsee?
That would make me cringe and want to hide under the sofa.
Ooh and I've just remembered a film from the Robin Williams thread: What Dreams May come. Awful sentimental shite of the very worst order.
On telling a yank friend that it got terrible reviews in the UK, his response was "Brits are fucked up.". No, we're just not as receptive to that kind of cloying sentimental wank.
On telling a yank friend that it got terrible reviews in the UK, his response was "Brits are fucked up.". No, we're just not as receptive to that kind of cloying sentimental wank.
Grandma Death
Reconfiguring & Reconstructing
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Saw this at the cinema. At the bit where Natalie Portman is dying and someone says; "It's as if she's just lost the will to live" some bloke in the audience yells out; "I know how she feels!" and storms out
And an honourable mention goes to Fahrenheit 911; OK Mike we get it, this woman is sad that her son died in Iraq. No seriously, we get it, let's move on shall we? Ah, OK, it seems we have to watch her sobbing in front of the white house for another twenty fucking minutes after all. Well, that's a sensitive way to make a point I guess; a really carefully constructed argument you're presenting here. When are we going to cut to scenes of how proud this woman was when they shipped her fucking son out to kill towelheads in the first place? Yeah, thought not.
Saw this at the cinema. At the bit where Natalie Portman is dying and someone says; "It's as if she's just lost the will to live" some bloke in the audience yells out; "I know how she feels!" and storms out
And an honourable mention goes to Fahrenheit 911; OK Mike we get it, this woman is sad that her son died in Iraq. No seriously, we get it, let's move on shall we? Ah, OK, it seems we have to watch her sobbing in front of the white house for another twenty fucking minutes after all. Well, that's a sensitive way to make a point I guess; a really carefully constructed argument you're presenting here. When are we going to cut to scenes of how proud this woman was when they shipped her fucking son out to kill towelheads in the first place? Yeah, thought not.
The scary thing is that Revenge of teh Sith was actually quite good compared with I and II
Yeah he's proper crash bang whallop. Mark Thomas is vastly better.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
II was the best of a bad bunch IMO, the plot was almost clever, although that's picking deckchairs on the Titanic
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Bowling for Columbine had moments of brilliance (especially Marilyn Manson's bit) in amongst the nonsense, but '911' was just unmitigated bollocks.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
BFC is worth it for the bank that gives out free guns. Jaw droppingly insane
Balbi
Hey, Dean Yager!
Yeah, he makes it genuinely funny to watch horrible shit happen
Oh dear, I think I have to say it this way, but Moore's methods are as American as the subjects of the documentary. No room for delicacy
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
I found the part where he takes the shooting victims to Kmart and says 'Here's your bullets back' rather tough to watch. That scene did have the effect, IIRC, of causing Kmart to no longer stock ammunition in their stores any more.
That was a pretty powerful scene, IMHO.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
My Name Is Bruce - thought it would be fun, camp, Galaxy Quest-ish but, no, it was about as funny as cholera and just as painful
Not heard of it, so looked it up and indeed it does sound like GQ.
I was well cross when GQ came out because I thought it looked ace and all my trekkie friends were upset that it took the piss out of their favourite show, so said they'd 'wait for the video'. Then I watched it and so wished I'd seen it at the cinema.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I was like that with Galaxy Quest, I thought it was going to be crass but was persuaded to see it and I just loved it!
Re: My Name is Bruce - I do still really like Bruce Campbell, he comes across as an amusing, engaging guy and the Evil Dead movies are great as is Bubba Ho Tep but he needed someone to to say "no" at most of the things he has put into MNIB. It needed someone looking over his shoulder to to edit his ideas - though I am not sure that even that would have saved it
Christ yeah that is fucking shite. How did Robert Zemeckis go from the mastery of the back to the future films to making gunk like contact and forrest gump.
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