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There's an urgent need to define a position on the favoured labour caste question. If only so someone can find something irreconcilably objectionable about it and split to form Reasonably Competent Workers Vanguard.
 
Party decree on the decimalisation of time:

Unlike the parasitical, opportunist rabble that make up the so called UK left we , as the largest genuinely proletarian Party, appreciate that bourgeois control over the notation of time is yet another tool employed in the exploitation of the proletariat.

For too long now, radicals have ignored the significance of a clock and calendar with its roots in ancient superstition. Bourgeois time is based upon the movement of celestial bodies that have been worshiped by backward peoples.

Marxism is about Man's control over nature, not nature's, or God's, or Capitalist control over the real productive forces in society.

The Julian calendar is an imperialist construct, taking the names of months from the Gods of ancient superstition and Roman Emperors.

We decree that the passing of time shall now be measures according to rational, socialist principles.

The 1000 day Marx shall replace the year!

The 100 day Lenin shall replace the month!

The 10 day Trotsky shall replace the week - the fortnight shall be abolished!

100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, for a 10 hour day!

He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future. He who controls time controls nature!

Time is a weapon in the hands of the bourgeoisie, let us make it a weapon in the hands of the proletariat!
 
Party decree on the decimalisation of time:

Unlike the parasitical, opportunist rabble that make up the so called UK left we , as the largest genuinely proletarian Party, appreciate that bourgeois control over the notation of time is yet another tool employed in the exploitation of the proletariat.

For too long now, radicals have ignored the significance of a clock and calendar with its roots in ancient superstition. Bourgeois time is based upon the movement of celestial bodies that have been worshiped by backward peoples.

Marxism is about Man's control over nature, not nature's, or God's, or Capitalist control over the real productive forces in society.

The Julian calendar is an imperialist construct, taking the names of months from the Gods of ancient superstition and Roman Emperors.

We decree that the passing of time shall now be measures according to rational, socialist principles.

The 1000 day Marx shall replace the year!

The 100 day Lenin shall replace the month!

The 10 day Trotsky shall replace the week - the fortnight shall be abolished!

100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, for a 10 hour day!

He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future. He who controls time controls nature!

Time is a weapon in the hands of the bourgeoisie, let us make it a weapon in the hands of the proletariat!

Brilliant.
 
Proletarian Democracy; in the tradition of: Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, Posadas and Haile Selassie.

(I really want one of those head banners - the ones with Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalins heads - but with Selassie replacing Stalin.)
 
Party decree on the decimalisation of time:

Unlike the parasitical, opportunist rabble that make up the so called UK left we , as the largest genuinely proletarian Party, appreciate that bourgeois control over the notation of time is yet another tool employed in the exploitation of the proletariat.

For too long now, radicals have ignored the significance of a clock and calendar with its roots in ancient superstition. Bourgeois time is based upon the movement of celestial bodies that have been worshiped by backward peoples.

Marxism is about Man's control over nature, not nature's, or God's, or Capitalist control over the real productive forces in society.

The Julian calendar is an imperialist construct, taking the names of months from the Gods of ancient superstition and Roman Emperors.

We decree that the passing of time shall now be measures according to rational, socialist principles.

The 1000 day Marx shall replace the year!

The 100 day Lenin shall replace the month!

The 10 day Trotsky shall replace the week - the fortnight shall be abolished!

100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, for a 10 hour day!

He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future. He who controls time controls nature!

Time is a weapon in the hands of the bourgeoisie, let us make it a weapon in the hands of the proletariat!

This is beautiful.
 
Plant Liberation.

The bourgeois, reformist, ultra-left, stalinist, "trotskyist" opportunist, parasitic "left" with its craven capitualtion to bourgeois morality, has utterly ignored our greatest allies in the struggle for working class liberation in its endless oppotunism and capitulation to the interests of bourgeois social democratic trades unions. This exemplified in the posts in this cess-pit of bourgeoise "humour" about cats and dogs, not to mention people, who mercilessly exploit the plant world.

Our party, the party which truly represents the proletarian milieu must rise up against the oppression of the plant kingdom and create a vanguard against Capital which will stop plants being exploited for their leaves, their fruits, and photosynthesis, and in so doing plant the seeds of a new society. No longer will the lumpen elements of the working class rely on carrots, potatoes and other plants for their nutrition as the current bourgeoisie force them to do.

We say:

No to plant exploitation and capitalist crop-growing!
No to favouring animal companions against plant companions!
Solidarity with the exploited and the oppressed. Against "weedkillers" and all other forms of plant genocide!
For a workers' state which codifies into law the principles of the Atkins Diet, as a transitional stage to the abolition of all natural food!
Join Proletarian Democracy today!
 
Plant Liberation.

The bourgeois, reformist, ultra-left, stalinist, "trotskyist" opportunist, parasitic "left" with its craven capitualtion to bourgeois morality, has utterly ignored our greatest allies in the struggle for working class liberation in its endless oppotunism and capitulation to the interests of bourgeois social democratic trades unions. This exemplified in the posts in this cess-pit of bourgeoise "humour" about cats and dogs, not to mention people, who mercilessly exploit the plant world.

Our party, the party which truly represents the proletarian milieu must rise up against the oppression of the plant kingdom and create a vanguard against Capital which will stop plants being exploited for their leaves, their fruits, and photosynthesis, and in so doing plant the seeds of a new society. No longer will the lumpen elements of the working class rely on carrots, potatoes and other plants for their nutrition as the current bourgeoisie force them to do.

We say:

No to plant exploitation and capitalist crop-growing!
No to favouring animal companions against plant companions!
Solidarity with the exploited and the oppressed. Against "weedkillers" and all other forms of plant genocide!
For a workers' state which codifies into law the principles of the Atkins Diet, as a transitional stage to the abolition of all natural food!
Join Proletarian Democracy today!

tl:dr: - vegetable rights and peace man! :D
 
The layers of the working class are like layers of an onion. If you (or rather, if the capitalist bourgeois, the working class has no truck with plant-eating traitors) peel away the onion too quickly it will make you cry. In the same way, when the parasitic reformist sects who are part of the left-wing of Capital try to peel away and chop up the support from the marxist vanguard, the largest truly communist party in Britain, it will make them cry! And probably cut their fingers.
 
And, as the outer (parasitical) layers of the Marxist vanguard are peeled away, we are left with only the most potent (in terms of making you cry) and solid core.

Opportunists claim that the number of splits endured by the true leaders of the proletariat are a sign of weakness. They are not; the vanguard, like the class itself, is forged in struggle. Those flinching cowards who desert the true vanguard are the outer skins; the couldn't hack the heat so they were removed from the kitchen. In the vegetable recycling bin. What remains is the pure, true, ideologically omnipotent force for the emancipation of the proletariat.

This process has now reached its end point. The Party is now ready to lead the working class to victory.

The party has shed its parasitical skin, now it is time for the workers to shed the parasitical chains of capitalist exploitation!
 
Plant Liberation.

The bourgeois, reformist, ultra-left, stalinist, "trotskyist" opportunist, parasitic "left" with its craven capitualtion to bourgeois morality, has utterly ignored our greatest allies in the struggle for working class liberation in its endless oppotunism and capitulation to the interests of bourgeois social democratic trades unions. This exemplified in the posts in this cess-pit of bourgeoise "humour" about cats and dogs, not to mention people, who mercilessly exploit the plant world.

Our party, the party which truly represents the proletarian milieu must rise up against the oppression of the plant kingdom and create a vanguard against Capital which will stop plants being exploited for their leaves, their fruits, and photosynthesis, and in so doing plant the seeds of a new society. No longer will the lumpen elements of the working class rely on carrots, potatoes and other plants for their nutrition as the current bourgeoisie force them to do.

We say:

No to plant exploitation and capitalist crop-growing!
No to favouring animal companions against plant companions!
Solidarity with the exploited and the oppressed. Against "weedkillers" and all other forms of plant genocide!
For a workers' state which codifies into law the principles of the Atkins Diet, as a transitional stage to the abolition of all natural food!
Join Proletarian Democracy today!
I was going going to suggest adopting speciesism, but i thought it might be a bit too silly. :D
 
Party decree on the contents of the newspaper

At the recent meeting (prior to the parasitical intervention of the so-called "external faction" of Proletarian Democracy) it was unanimously agreed, other than the machinations of these parasitical groups, to eschew the bourgeois concept of "good design" for the party newspaper. It was agreed that all copies of the paper will henceforth be printed on two stapled together sheets of a2 paper, and it will not be allowed to be folded. In the dedication to carrying the newspaper around in this fashion we will display our dedication to the working class. The font will be 5pt yellow Comic Sans. As Marxists we reject the concept of "readability" a petty bourgeois shortcut to a revolutionary cause. If you cannot read the Party's most important document you are not fit to lead the working class, and in this way we weed out the vacillitating and opportunist layers who only want to be involved in proletarian struggle as it is "easy".
 
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I think we should have a minimum dead number post-revolution. Help us get in the papers too.

I've always advocated 5% would have to be killed.
  • All Lib Dem senior members
  • All tory party members
  • All aristocracy
  • Monarchy
  • All past and serving police
  • All officers in army
  • All members of fascist parties
  • All members of racist organisations
  • Scabs
  • Every member of the ruling class (10,000 I'd say)
  • General counter-revolutionaries.


Someone's looking for a write up in tomorrow's Daily Mail. :eek:
 
Break up of England in general? Cornwall, Lancashire, Northumberland, Yorkshire.

Couldn't have an independent london though. It would be too powerful. Have to divide it like Berlin.

I'm ever so slightly concerned that we're using bourgeosis feudal political identifiers such as ancient counties as a basis for our revolutionary program comrade.

Much better to embrace the white heat of technocratic socialist progress and use something that reflects the material conditions of the struggle. Something like motorways.

So firstly we dig up the m25 and turn it into a moat. London must be destroyed to achieve full communism. We then reconstitute political identities around the motorways. I personally will be leading the faction that declares the independence and sovereignty of the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of the m62 corridor. Detailed plans have already been made to discuss which townships are allowed entry. Most of Derbyshire is not included, as are the leafier suburbs of Cheshire and the Wirall. Nottinghamshire is an official enemy of the state owing to their disgusting scabbing during the miners strike. And Harrogate, despite being geographically in the north, is a hold out of counter-revolutionary bourgeosis sentiment, and must thusly be razed to the ground.
 
Party decree on the contents of the newspaper

At the recent meeting (prior to the parasitical intervention of the so-called "external faction" of Proletarian Democracy) it was unanimously agreed, other than the machinations of these parasitical groups, to eschew the bourgeois concept of "good design" for the party newspaper. It was agreed that all copies of the paper will henceforth be printed on two stapled together sheets of a2 paper, and it will not be allowed to be folded. In the dedication to carrying the newspaper around in this fashion we will display our dedication to the working class. The font will be 5pt yellow Comic Sans. As Marxists we reject the concept of "readability" a petty bourgeois shortcut to a revolutionary cause. If you cannot read the Party's most important document you are not fit to lead the working class, and in this way we weed out the vacillitating and opportunist layers who only want to be involved in proletarian struggle as it is "easy".

If I can't use Helvetica it's not my revolution!
 
how on earth can you justify wanting england to actually lose the world cup on the grounds of socialism? I can understand not giving a shit about the "nationalism" or wanting to watch it for the football, being so disgusted with the england team you choose another team, but wanting england to lose in the hope it will start a pre-revolutionary situation as workers get disgusted with the bourgoisie organisation of fifa? come on :D
I was wrong. It stemmed from a faulty understanding of the concept of revolutionary defeatism in general.
 
wrt the change in time, I think we also need a new calender/year count system, whereby 1818 in the western/Julian calendar becomes year 0 in the Proletarian Democracy Calender - Before Marx (BM) and After Marx (AM).
This has the advantage of creating a ready-made disagreement for splits (I can see BL/AL [lenin] and BBR/ABR (Bolshevik Revolution) factions forming and splitting)

Is it wrong that I nearly registered www.proletariandemocracy.org?
 
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