Where do you keep your toaster?

[danny la rouge]

Go on, then.

 

[bimble]

Mine is in the cupboard. Resting somehow on a bed of crumbs.

 

[Leafster]

I voted Kitchen worktop but I think there's one in the loft too.

 

[danny la rouge]

Mine is in the cupboard. Resting somehow on a bed of crumbs.

Doesn’t the toast hit the bottom of the shelf above it when it’s ready?

 

[platinumsage]

Cupboard because it's used one day a week at most.

 

[Leafster]

Actually, there might be one in the garage as well.

 

[danny la rouge]

I voted Kitchen worktop but I think there's one in the loft too.

Ah, that’s different. I should have specified: the one in use.

(dessiato I know your answer is “the shop”).

 

[planetgeli]

Worktop by the bread bin funnily enough.

Why do you need to know? And why have I told you?

 

[Saffy]

Isn't being protestant and keeping your toaster in the cupboard a thing?
I keep mine on the worktop.

 

[danny la rouge]

Isn't being protestant and keeping your toaster in the cupboard a thing?
I keep mine on the worktop.

Yes, in Ireland it is believed that Protestants keep their toaster in a cupboard.

 

[danny la rouge]

Worktop by the bread bin funnily enough.

Me too.

Why do you need to know?

I don’t. It’s idle chatter.

And why have I told you?

Compliance. I’d get it sorted.

 

[bimble]

Yes, in Ireland it is believed that Protestants keep their toaster in a cupboard.

what is the meaning of this? What does it say about a person if they keep toaster in the cupboard? Do i need to move it. It's just i don't toast very much.
If I kept the kettle in the cupboard that would be a sin.

 

[petee]

refrigerator top.

 

[danny la rouge]

what is the meaning of this? What does it say about a person if they keep toaster in the cupboard?

I’m not Irish, but I imagine it’s one of those schizmogenesis things. “We are Protestant and we’ll bloody well keep dragging the toaster in and out of the cupboard no matter how inconvenient. Not like those lazy Catholics with their 12 children and their ‘convenience’”.

 

[kittyP]

So hang on bimble, is your toaster in the cupboard because you don't use it, or you take it out to use it every time, or you use it in the cupboard?

 

[bimble]

So hang on bimble, is your toaster in the cupboard because you don't use it, or you take it out to use it every time, or you use it in the cupboard?

I take it out when i'm atoasting a toast.

 

[Winot]

I’m not Irish, but I imagine it’s one of those schizmogenesis things. “We are Protestant and we’ll bloody well keep dragging the toaster in and out of the cupboard no matter how inconvenient. Not like those lazy Catholics with their 12 children and their ‘convenience’”.

Also keeping the toaster in view is a temptation to indulge in pleasurable activity. Best to keep these things hidden away.

 

[bimble]

Also keeping the toaster in view is a temptation to indulge in pleasurable activity. Best to keep these things hidden away.

oh i see. yeah thats not it here, it's an anti-mouse strategy but not a very good one.

 

[prunus]

Wait the implication here is that some people keep their toaster in the cupboard?

Edit: and I see from even the early results that this is in fact the case.

Looking forward to the inevitable copycat “where do you keep your rooster” thread.

 

[petee]

Also keeping the toaster in view is a temptation to indulge in pleasurable activity. Best to keep these things hidden away.

an occasion of sin.
toast is hot stuff after all.

 

[danny la rouge]

Also keeping the toaster in view is a temptation to indulge in pleasurable activity. Best to keep these things hidden away.

They disapprove of sex because it might lead to eating toast.

 

[Badgers]

Do not own one

 

[planetgeli]

Compliance. I’d get it sorted.

I'm on a list now aren't I?

 

[danny la rouge]

I'm on a list now aren't I?

Yes. “People who understand how toasters work”.

 

[danny la rouge]

Do not own one

Are you a grill aficionado?

 

[cupid_stunt]

This thread makes me think teuchter has hacked danny la rouge's account.

 

[weepiper]

It lives on the worktop because it gets used every day. My dad was an altar boy and my grandparents on the other side were Kirk Elders. Make of that what you will.

 

[teuchter]

I've actually got an interesting answer to the question but it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

 

[danny la rouge]

This thread makes me think teuchter has hacked danny la rouge's account.

Well, I am a Teuchter.

 

[danny la rouge]

I've actually got an interesting answer to the question but it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Tease!