Funnily, enough I'll happily play a game of golf on my mobile and I enjoy crazy golf, but there's nothing about the real thing that appeals.It's strange, as while I will happily watch almost any form of competition, sport or otherwise, golf leaves me really cold.
It's just *thwack* walk, walk, walk... *thwack*
It may be a different thing playing it, as most sports are, but I can't say it's a great spectator sport.
In north Cardiff, years ago. There's really not much I like about it, I'm afraid. The snobbery, the stupid clothes, the ridiculous motorised carts, the shoes, the caddies, the daft bags, the racism, the horrendous waste of land held for the use of a tiny minority, the corporate associations/boss-toadying potential and most of all the sport itself. Which is shit.
I'm sure there's some real salt-of-the-earth, honest-to-goodness golf cubs out there, but none of it holds any appeal for me.
Oh sure, crazy golf is good fun, but there's a much higher windmill/walking ratio involved. It's also playing the 'business end' a lot quicker - all that hitting down the course just to get to the green seems a bit unnecessary to meFunnily, enough I'll happily play a game of golf on my mobile and I enjoy crazy golf, but there's nothing about the real thing that appeals.
Golf's not a sport. IMO. Sport's supposed to be enjoyable for either the participants or the spectators or sometimes even both. Golf's neither.
Darts. Now there's a sport.
Hmmm. Millions of people would disagree. But then, I suppose you're used to being in that situation.
It's like a walk puntuated with a bit of stick swinging, surrounded by wankers in funny outfits.
To be fair I quite enjoyed the odd game of pitch and putt in Bath. But that was as much to do with the company, rum and weed as anything.
It's the pitiful attempt to rebrand golf as something hip, youthful and edgy.I'm not quite sure where you're headed with this.
Count me as another who doesn't get golf. I'll admit I respect the skill involved in getting the ball into the hole because I'd probably spend all day trying to get past the first hole but I consider it in the same way as darts. It may require a certain skill to perform but if you can play entire game without breaking a sweat, it's not a sport.
But then you can get a old man cart and wibble around.
It's not a sport. Sport doesn't need mobility aids and pastel colourways
"shit going fast"The thought of actually taking part in any sport fills me with horror, but to watch:
1 - F1 / any motorsport
2 - Downhill skiing
3 - Bonkers winter sports like bobsleigh, luge etc
I think we need to find out if golf is indeed the most hated sport on urban. I'll start a poll.
But then you can get a old man cart and wibble around.
It's not a sport. Sport doesn't need mobility aids and pastel colourways