What's for tea tonight? (pt7)

[Orang Utan]

I found £4! Thing is, I never sit on the sofa. It's not mine.

 

[Voley]

Pejorative.

That's another one.

 

[Mogden]

I found £4! Thing is, I never sit on the sofa. It's not mine.

Living room furniture FTW!

 

[Voley]

I found £4! Thing is, I never sit on the sofa. It's not mine.

Finders keepers, imo. You've got £7 now. Get down the offy!

 

[dodgepot]

£7 = 7 cans of stella. or 7 cans of cider. or 7 bottles of asahi, if you are me and go to the turkish supermarket up the hill.

 

[Looby]

Have you got a cheque book?!

The only supermarket round here that takes cheques now is Waitrose so when I'm skint I have to go to the 2nd most expensive supermarket.

 

[Orang Utan]

Finders keepers, imo. You've got £7 now. Get down the offy!

It turns out I didn't have that £3 after all, so I only got one bottle for £4
The only other thing in the house is some really old rice wine and half a bottle of Vodkat. I doubt I'll be that desperate later.
Maybe my flatmate will come back with some vodka later. He often does.

 

[Orang Utan]

£7 = 7 cans of stella. or 7 cans of cider. or 7 bottles of asahi, if you are me and go to the turkish supermarket up the hill.

I don't drink beer at home

 

[dodgepot]

SHQJY

 

[foamy]

we had chilli con carne with baked potatoes and salad.

then i drove to the co-op and we got 2 bottles of wine.

 

[Looby]

I don't drink beer at home

SBSFF.

 

[Orang Utan]

SBSFF.

Silly Boy Supping Fruity Froth?

 

[Looby]

Silly Boy Supping Fruity Froth?

Stop Being So Fucking Fussy. You've got 4 quid, if you want booze get some lager or 2 litres of shit cider.

 

[sheothebudworths]

SHQJY

 

[Orang Utan]

Stop Being So Fucking Fussy. You've got 4 quid, if you want booze get some lager or 2 litres of shit cider.

Yuck no, I'd really rather not. One bottle of wine will get me a little drunk. I'll settle for that over bloatedness and a headache. And a bad taste in my mouth.

 

[snackhead]

Now sure what's up with me.

Fell asleep late afternoon woke up couple of hours ago strongly craving food I've never been near like greasy spam fritters, veal escalopes and broad beans

Too tired to drive to all night Asda to get them, have a tin of Corned beef, so will have with chips and beetroot salad and go retro shopping in the morn.........

 

[Pip]

Now sure what's up with me.

Fell asleep late afternoon woke up couple of hours ago strongly craving food I've never been near like greasy spam fritters, veal escalopes and broad beans

Too tired to drive to all night Asda to get them, have a tin of Corned beef, so will have with chips and beetroot salad and go retro shopping in the morn.........

Bun in the oven?

 

[Detroit City]

tuna salad sandwich with mayo and celery on whole wheat. yes, i'm making it meself

for pudding it'll be 4 or 5 bacardi & diet cokes with lime

 

[snackhead]

Bun in the oven?

...................

 

[Detroit City]

Bun in the oven?

...................

yea it means she's pregnant

 

[Voley]

yea it means she's pregnant

No shit.

 

[sheothebudworths]

He's lightning fast, I'll give him that!

I bet he explains punchlines to people.

 

[Voley]

Nice socks, mind. I'll give him that.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Nice socks, mind. I'll give him that.

I loved that he actually posted the pic, tbf!

 

[Detroit City]

I loved that he actually posted the pic, tbf!

well i quite like them

 

[sheothebudworths]

They were very nice, as black socks go.

 

[Voley]

With a coloured bit at the front, don't forget.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Yeah - not just your plain, average black sock.

 

[Detroit City]

With a coloured bit at the front, don't forget.

only the poshest socks have the gold toe, innit?

 

[Voley]

Oh no. much more than that, sheo. MUCH more.