I didn't realise she was real! I thought it was a spoof. What time are you on?Drink TEA. Cures everything.
You may or not be pleased to know I have recently acquired this:
Brilliant and hilarious
Good luck tonight!
I didn't realise she was real! I thought it was a spoof. What time are you on?
Not anymore.Biddly's chorizo hash
Cool, you can get me a train ticket nowI just realised I took some kidneys out of the freezer last night when I was pissed so gonna have to do a mushroom and kidney stroganoff now and fuck the chinese off for today.
Got a couple of new potatoes to use up....so will have it with those...and some broccoli, as ever.
Fuck sake, I REALLY can't be arsed to cook
It appears I am about to have something Mexican.
Since she's away for the day, I went to fix mrs b's computer an hour ago, turned on firefox and saw it loading up a page from (what must be) the last tie i used it. Which was to order some mexican food, about four weeks ago. Not to worry, think I, there's no way it's properly retained all the order details and bank card information, it wont have gone through.
59 minutes later, I get round to checking my email and find a confirmation from the restaurant. And its already on the way, so I cant cancel it. More than enough food for three of us, with just me here....
It was nice tho
Cool, you can get me a train ticket now
I was just about to pass East Croydon n all! Yay!
No
TURN BACK, sweet Orang Utan
I've come this far for nothing.
I even fell in a ha ha whilst posting.
All for you!