But, like, WHO SAVED THE PEAS in the first place?
And I mean, was it her mum who suggested taking them in for you to TRY AGAIN '
'
or did your friend just say 'I reckon I'd like to take this box of peas to school mum!
Hey, try them again now that they're COLD sparklefish!
' or was it some blatantly weird stealth mission of her own undertaking just to force you to finish them? ('My mum's peas are fucking ACE, you ungrateful cunt!
' )
Aaaaah, whatever.... (((((you
)))))
My own nightmare was my friends mum who used to burn everything and she was the one who once plated up *something* with a massive portion of spinach....and she was one of those 'You must eat it ALL!' mums...AND she used to give us shredded wheat for breakfast (and I have never, EVER enjoyed that since - still makes me retch thinking about it
)...and I remember just gagging through this whole meal....uuurrrggghhh
It wasn't that I didn't like HER either, cos I did*
(even if she did also used to whack us HARD on the head with the hairbrush if we wriggled while she brushed our hair
).
*She used to smell of Rive Gauche and fags...and I thought she smelt BEAUTIFUL
....and she used to run MUCH deeper baths than my mum ever did
....she was just a fucking SHIT cook