Tesco tried to fob us off with things claiming to be “venison grills” instead of the ostrich steaks that had been ordered. We rejected them. The delivery man said they would be free if we would only take them off his hands.
Fried and eaten just now (the evening meal is getting earlier and earlier), with leftover boiled potatoes and peas, they were very salty but otherwise more or less flavour-free, with the texture of cheap burgers. We serenaded them to the tune of que sera sera with the “will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, hope it’s chips, chips, chips” lyrics that they deserved.
Still, free food.