Has he even got a fucking tent organised this time?
You won't believe this, well actually you will, tbf
....it's a two week camp organised by parents from my daughters school...has cost me £40 all in for an adult* and two kids for two weeks (they've got various casually arranged activities too - a giant inflatable pool, kayaking on the river, a falconry display, an art/craft/*indoor* activities marquee, T-shirt printing etc etc - and it's a half hour bus journey right to the farm gate and you can come and go as you please for the duration
)...and means he can take them when I'm not there, iyswim.
But so, anyway, guess whose tent and equipment it is? And guess who's packed ALL THE STUFF (including duvet/pillows/camping chair - the lot) and arranged for THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK to come and collect it all to take it up there tonight...and guess who's going up there tomorrow day time to put the tent up and set it all up?
And guess who only has to roll up tomorrow arvo with his own stuff and then get picked up by a minivan and driven all the way there?
I've told him to buy food and a gas cannister and that's it (he's not done it yet, though). I suggested baked potatoes - said they can do them in the ash at the edge of the fire and that I'd packed foil. He texted back 'Can you pack the potatoes, too'...fucking hell...
I am considering doing a list of THE RULES for my beautiful tent - fully expecting it to be trashed by the time it's my turn.
*One adult *at a time* being perfectly acceptable to their flimsy payment criteria! B-)