What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[WouldBe]

Yeah, evict the squatting little shits.

 

[existentialist]

I'm not entirely convinced that Trump knows how babies are made.

Presumably because that's "women's work"

 

[Yossarian]

Accidentally banning childbirth would definitely be on-brand for today's Republican Party

 

[stavros]

Is that definitely real? I'm not an expert, but I know deepfakes are upping their quality all the time, and surely not even he can be that demented. That was a Bush-ism.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Is that definitely real? I'm not an expert, but I know deepfakes are upping their quality all the time, and surely not even he can be that demented. That was a Bush-ism.

I think he tried to make a point about late term abortions, but talked about birth rather aborting. He makes gaffs like this all the time, Biden dies sometimes too tbf.

 

[petee]

Biden dies sometimes too tbf.

he's got a history of it. i'll leave others to decide if he's lost a marble or if he's just shooting off at the mouth what got him a reputation.

Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech

COLUMBIA, SC—Advising the 1,500 new graduates to “check out this shit,” Vice President Joe Biden reportedly lost control of his rapidly twirling butterfly knife Saturday while delivering the commencement speech at the University of South Carolina. “Son of a bitch,” said Biden as the butterfly...

www.theonion.com

Biden Sadly Realizes This Could Be Last Time He Throws Lit Firecracker Into Press Conference

WASHINGTON—Growing suddenly introspective as he flipped open his Whitesnake Zippo lighter in a West Wing hallway, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly came to the sad realization Monday that this could be the last time he tosses a lit firecracker into a White House press conference. “Aw shit...

www.theonion.com

 

[two sheds]

I think he tried to make a point about late term abortions, but talked about birth rather aborting. He makes gaffs like this all the time, Biden dies sometimes too tbf.

It looked to me like he thought that the "his or her" of "his or her mother" referred to the mother rather than to the baby - so complaining about transgender wokeness gone maad.

 

[Maltin]

Tried to offer $100m instead of the $465m he owes to appeal his recent court woes.

MSN

 

[gosub]

Is allowed to borrow against his properties to fund his appeal....Will the details of the any loan be admisable as evidence? Some how can't see them being valued anywhere near what they were

 

[Ax^]

Is allowed to borrow against his properties to fund his appeal....Will the details of the any loan be admisable as evidence? Some how can't see them being valued anywhere near what they were

they are already mortgaged to the hilt without the judgement would be surprised if he can get loan off the back of any of them

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I esp especially loved the bit where Hannity, realising that Trump has dropped himself in it, says 'Let's move on' but Trump continues and doubles down.

 

[gosub]

they are already mortgaged to the hilt without the judgement would be surprised if he can get loan off the back of any of them

Says you...he has 27 significant properties without mortgage apparently...as much as the market had turned a square foot is still a square foot

 

[Ax^]

hmm so why would no one give him a 5 billion bond for the first Carroll appeal

 

[gosub]

Cos the Caroll number is US$91.36mil and would have been complicated by the fraud case....NYC have subsequently agreed to him being able to take out further loans...my point is...those loans may further shade the veracity of the original ones

 

[Ax^]

trump first appeal gosub ... he struggle to pay 5 million had to use his own money

whilst slagging the women off leading to the second trail ordering for over 85 million for defamation sir

look i know they keep coming steady atm but keep track of the stupid move that have lead him to his ever increasing debt

don't worry he keeps braggin about his billions whilst having no liquid access
and even the RNC pockets can no longer cover his legal cost

 

[gosub]

So you've come down $1*10^3 in half half an hour. Yep , still keeping track...hasn't got US$5mil but can try bargaining with US$100mil

 

[gentlegreen]

I esp especially loved the bit where Hannity, realising that Trump has dropped himself in it, says 'Let's move on' but Trump continues and doubles down.

He has "Tapes" ...

 

[gentlegreen]

An American business guy I know online reckons Trump will soon have several Billions of cash from selling Truth Social....how is it worth that much ?
But then Twitter was 40 billion...

 

[Dogsauce]

An American business guy I know online reckons Trump will soon have several Billions of cash from selling Truth Social....how is it worth that much ?
But then Twitter was 40 billion...

Probably isn’t worth anything, but that doesn’t stop dodgy far right tech billionaire or Russian money buying it for much more than it’s worth if it helps get their man off the hook.

 

[existentialist]

Probably isn’t worth anything, but that doesn’t stop dodgy far right tech billionaire or Russian money buying it for much more than it’s worth if it helps get their man off the hook.

For now. All that does is unlock an appeal. There's all the other legal stuff coming down the road...I really don't think Trump looks like a good long-term bet for even the most squinty-evil John Wick Russian oligargh stereotype.

 

[Maltin]

An American business guy I know online reckons Trump will soon have several Billions of cash from selling Truth Social....how is it worth that much ?
But then Twitter was 40 billion...

Not cash. Shares. Which he likely can't sell for a while after any such deal.

 

[chandlerp]

And if he sold them all the value of them would tank

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

He can barely speak any more

 

[StoneRoad]

and his right-wing, misogynist red-neck followers are lapping up his shite
truth, justice & the american way
gawd help america, and the rest of the world.

 

[DownwardDog]

An American business guy I know online reckons Trump will soon have several Billions of cash from selling Truth Social....how is it worth that much ?
But then Twitter was 40 billion...

How the fuck does he get to that number. TS had earnings of about $5m in 2023 and Twitter sold at an earnings multiple of about 50 so $4bn is ludicrous for TS.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[gentlegreen]

"tapes" again - he's looking a bit threadbare there ...

 

[Yossarian]

I guess that's what you get when you ask Trump to make remarks too close to dinnertime

"And they're pouring over the border, like ... ketchup, they're pouring like ketchup, it's all over Steak Mountain..."

 

[Ax^]

can someone cut that into the badger badger mushroom song please