8ball
Decolonise colons!
Well with primordial soup you've got to wait another billion years for something to evolve enough to invent the microwave.
Fun fact: microwaves were invented by mistake while they were trying to invent radar instead.
You know, I thought it was just me thinking 'primordial soup' was the big puddle of organic goo from which early life came (though I gather the hydrothermal vent idea has a lot of traction these days - I've been out of the loop a bit), rather than a pre-baryonic matter phase. Looking on Google makes me wonder whether we might be right and 2hats has made a very rare mixup.
Fun fact: You can use the microwave for a couple of seconds to massively accelerate the brewing process when making a cup of tea (accidentally discovered after forgetting to boil the kettle).