As a relative newcomer I'm obviously not going to trawl through 614 pages, but has anyone else done long-term breakfast in bed?
We've done 24 years now. A lovey-dovey thing from when we first got together in 1995 continues into middle age.
Thought when Mrs [62] was pregnant with our daughter 12 years ago that would be the end, but no. We take it in turns to make it and use a big M&S hamper tray that I won in a works do raffle back in 1999.
We tried being normal for a couple of days back in 2008 but couldn't stand it.
And, no, we don't get crumbs in the sheets.