What are you having for breakfast?

[neonwilderness]

Bacon sandwich on tiger bread. Black coffee.

It's proper nasty medicine stuff but delicious once you appreciate the complexity of flavour that these dark, herby spirits have.

I didn't get that far the time I tried it

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Bacon, eggs, white pudding and brown soda bread (toasted) with butter.
Mug of tea.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Some kind crunchy granola with milk plus ca smoothie made of banana, almond milk, honey, cashew nuts and vanilla!

 

[Biddlybee]

The usual. Cinnamon porridge topped with all the fruit (kiwi, blueberries, grapes, pomegranate, plum, mango, strawberries, peach).

 

[Voley]

Bacon butty, mug of tea.

 

[Rebelda]

I'm back on porridge this week Have missed it and my stomach is glad of the break from bread. Mostly it's been plain (made with water) with honey, chia and pumpkin seeds and some cinnamon. Today I added some frozen blueberries. Must buy flaked almonds.

Black coffee, of course.

 

[Spymaster]

I'm clearing out the fridge before we go on holiday so it'll be a half-packet of bacon sandwich and a coffee.

 

[fizzerbird]

I'm clearing out the fridge before we go on holiday so it'll be a half-packet of bacon sandwich and a coffee.

A half packet?

 

[Voley]

Good work Spymaster.

 

[fizzerbird]

I'm having a ham, cheese and spring onion three egg omelette. Mug of earl grey.

 

[fizzerbird]

Good work Spymaster.

I don't get the half packet??

 

[Voley]

I don't get the half packet??

He's going on holiday so he's emptying the fridge. Some would use a bin, he's using his stomach. I approve.

 

[fizzerbird]

He's going on holiday so he's emptying the fridge. Some would use a bin, he's using his stomach. I approve.

Not that lol I get that bit. It's the half packet? Why was there half a bacon sandwich in his fridge?

 

[Voley]

Not that lol I get that bit. It's the half packet? Why was there half a bacon sandwich in his fridge?

It's not a sandwich, it's a packet of bacon!

 

[fizzerbird]

It's not a sandwich, it's a packet of bacon!

Oh ffs!!

I'm going back to bed and starting the day over again

 

[Voley]

Half a packet of bacon put in a sandwich.

Actually, you've got me wondering now. I think we need to interrupt Spymaster from his packing to confirm this important detail.

 

[Spymaster]

Not that lol I get that bit. It's the half packet? Why was there half a bacon sandwich in his fridge?

I love you.

 

[Voley]

I love you too fizzerbird

 

[fizzerbird]

I love you.

Likewise

Have a great holiday x

 

[fizzerbird]

I love you too fizzerbird

I love you more Voley x

 

[Voley]

Bacon misunderstanding: bringing people together.

 

[Rebelda]

But what will you have tomorrow Spymaster, now you've used all the bacon?

Any sauce btw? In fact none of the bacon sandwich eaters have mentioned condiments this morning. Tsk neonwilderness Voley full data please.

 

[fizzerbird]

Bacon misunderstanding: bringing people together.

Yes, so dont you go 'bacon' my heart Voley

*Grabs Goat*

 

[Rebelda]

 

[Voley]

Yes, so dont you go 'bacon' my heart Voley

*Grabs Goat*

Fucking hell.

 

[Voley]

Nothing today Rebelda, I'm out of brown sauce.

 

[Rebelda]

Nothing today Rebelda, I'm out of brown sauce.

Oh god. Sorry my condolences at this difficult time x

 

[Spymaster]

Yes, so dont you go 'bacon' my heart Voley

He couldn't if he fried.

 

[fizzerbird]

He couldn't if he fried.

At last!!! x

 

[Voley]

But what will you have tomorrow Spymaster, now you've used all the bacon?

He'll be on holiday tomorrow so this won't be a problem.

FUCK ME DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN FUCKING EVERYTHING ON THIS FUCKING THREAD. :MAD: