War on Woke: Conservative Cultural Campaigning

[Cloo]

Apparently anything less than full fat milk is 'woke' now

Jacob Rees-Mogg warned of the perils of drinking woke milk – 15 gold-topped responses

In ‘GB News must be a long-running prank’ news, Jacob Rees-Mogg took time out of his busy schedule of not sorting the country’s problems to sing the praises of whole milk – which has seen a recent surge in sales. Only liberals drink skimmed milk to go with their faux leather sandals. Full fat...

www.thepoke.com

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[yield]

Apparently anything less than full fat milk is 'woke' now

Jacob Rees-Mogg warned of the perils of drinking woke milk – 15 gold-topped responses

In ‘GB News must be a long-running prank’ news, Jacob Rees-Mogg took time out of his busy schedule of not sorting the country’s problems to sing the praises of whole milk – which has seen a recent surge in sales. Only liberals drink skimmed milk to go with their faux leather sandals. Full fat...

www.thepoke.com

I'd've thought Mogg would have more respect for Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher?

 

[Cloo]

So, let's see things I can recall being called woke in the last few years:

Milk that isn't full fat
Swearing (because the BBC's 'woke' 'Great Expectations' - see below - had swearing in it)
Being interested in history
Healthy food
Talking about feelings
People of colour existing
LGBTQ+ people existing
People of colour being cast in anything (See 'Great Expectations above)
LGBTQ+ people being cast in anything
Women being cast as the leads in anything
Working from home
Hybrid working
Civil servants
The armed forces
The police
The British Establishment
The National Trust
The menopause existing
Archaeology

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

So, let's see things I can recall being called woke in the last few years:

Milk that isn't full fat
Swearing (because the BBC's 'woke' 'Great Expectations' - see below - had swearing in it)
Being interested in history
Healthy food
Talking about feelings
People of colour existing
LGBTQ+ people existing
People of colour being cast in anything (See 'Great Expectations above)
LGBTQ+ people being cast in anything
Women being cast as the leads in anything
Working from home
Hybrid working
Civil servants
The armed forces
The police
The British Establishment
The National Trust
The menopause existing
Archaeology

Not being a relentless dickhead at every opportunity.

 

[Cloo]

But apparently people who are angry about: colonialists stealing other cultures' heritage items; treating other people as not actual people if they're not wealthy, straight, white, cis, ablebodied men; sexual assault; racial assault; systemic racism and misogyny; transphobia; homophobia; police brutality? Bunch of oversensitive little crybabies.

BUT NO - THE MILK! THE LOW-FAT MILK I TELL YOU!

 

[Sue]

But apparently people who are angry about: colonialists stealing other cultures' heritage items; treating other people as not actual people if they're not wealthy, straight, white, cis, ablebodied men; sexual assault; racial assault; systemic racism and misogyny; transphobia; homophobia; police brutality? Bunch of oversensitive little crybabies.

BUT NO - THE MILK! THE LOW-FAT MILK I TELL YOU!

Broken Britain, Cloo.

(I'm semi-skimmed though so what do I know. )

 

[Artaxerxes]

Broken Britain, Cloo.

(I'm semi-skimmed though so what do I know. )

I don't think I've ever seen anyone buy anything that wasn't semi-skinned. I certainly don't

Red is just water, Green is ok, Blue is probably a tiny bit unhealthy just enough so you feel guilty about it.

 

[xenon]

there’s no point trying to make sense of it. Today for example on Facebook, arguments about the Colston statue again, shops shutting in Bristol, it’s all because of Woke. The statue liquors have no sense of irony.

 

[chilango]

So, let's see things I can recall being called woke in the last few years:

Milk that isn't full fat
Swearing (because the BBC's 'woke' 'Great Expectations' - see below - had swearing in it)
Being interested in history
Healthy food
Talking about feelings
People of colour existing
LGBTQ+ people existing
People of colour being cast in anything (See 'Great Expectations above)
LGBTQ+ people being cast in anything
Women being cast as the leads in anything
Working from home
Hybrid working
Civil servants
The armed forces
The police
The British Establishment
The National Trust
The menopause existing
Archaeology

You missed (and I'm not kidding):
The RNLI
The Church of England
Jesus
The Bank of England
Corporations
The Free Market
The Conservative Government
Google
Meta
AI
ISIS
Bin Laden
Reform
Football
Vaccines

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

You missed (and I'm not kidding):
The RNLI
The Church of England
Jesus
The Bank of England
Corporations
The Free Market
The Conservative Government
Google
Meta
AI
ISIS
Bin Laden
Reform
Football
Vaccines

Increased sales of samosas relative to Bourbon biscuits, that was a good one.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

and

low emission zones, low traffic neighbourhoods, speed limits, bus lanes

 

[Sue]

Increased sales of samosas relative to Bourbon biscuits, that was a good one.

I wonder if they know bourbon biscuits are generally vegan..?

Personally I subscribe to the 'more bourbon biscuits and more samosas' school of thought.

 

[andysays]

I wonder if they know bourbon biscuits are generally vegan..?

Another sign of creeping wokeness right there

 

[Serge Forward]

and

low emission zones, low traffic neighbourhoods, speed limits, bus lanes

Greggs bakery.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

tate and lyle

Tate & Lyle's Golden Syrup rebrand drops dead lion

Tate & Lyle's Sugars, which owns the product, claims a new logo will appeal to modern shoppers.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Johnny Vodka]

The U.S. Nazis and U.K. gammons seem to be getting really worked up that Trans Visibility day and Easter are falling on the same day this year.

 

[two sheds]

snowflakes

 

[brogdale]

snowflakes

Enough of this gender-neutral wokery; call them what they are, SNOWMEN!

 

[two sheds]

And lets use PRONOUNS - They are snowmen

 

[Cloo]

National Trust in sconegate battle against the Daily Mail

The tabloid paper has accused the heritage conservation of "virtue-signalling betrayal" in its latest war on woke.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

Daily Mail rails again NT 'secretly' making scones woke by using a butter substitute. NT points out DM published this allegedly secret woke scones recipe several years ago.

 

[Raheem]

Victory! Telegraph has caved and gone woke.

 

[Serge Forward]

Victory! Telegraph has caved and gone woke.

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The scoundrels. Just like any moves towards an 8-hour working day is also clearly racist.

 

[belboid]

Victory! Telegraph has caved and gone woke.

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c/mon, they really care about us!

Costs faced by workers having to partake in more leisure activities on their additional day off, as well as the impact on energy bills of having to heat homes during time normally spent at work, were also put forward as risks that a four-day week would need to address.

 

[belboid]

Oh, it's not just racism they're bothered about now either! Superwoke terminology warning ahoy:

 

[stavros]

Victory! Telegraph has caved and gone woke.

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[Lotte]

According to some football fans, not being able to shout racist or homophobic abuse at footballers is the result of wokeism. (I was on a Pompey forum earlier reading about that mental fan with all the tattoos who changed his name and got banned from St Mary's for pissing on seats, and it ended up in an argument about how wokeness is ruining football and how abusing players is pushing back against wokeness).

 

[Artaxerxes]

Victory! Telegraph has caved and gone woke.

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The fuck

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

How about an 8 day week? 4 days slavery, 4 days to yourself?

 

[not a trot]

How about an 8 day week? 4 days slavery, 4 days to yourself?

Fucking Beatles.