Conservative Party Conference 2022

[existentialist]

The funniest thing is watching them all try to paint it as a big success on Twitter.

To a soundtrack of "Yakety Sax"

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[existentialist]

I'd have thought condoms would have been an open goal for "Tories screwing people" jokes. Whoever thought that was a good idea??

 

[Sue]

Condoms bearing Tory Party slogans? What a time to be alive. And definitely DEFINITELY not having sex. Like ever again.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd have thought condoms would have been an open goal for "Tories screwing people" jokes. Whoever thought that was a good idea??

Everyone wishes tories' parents had used condoms

 

[existentialist]

Condoms bearing Tory Party slogans? What a time to be alive. And definitely DEFINITELY not having sex. Like ever again.

Other condoms are available...

 

[Rimbaud]

Yep, not difficult to believe. They made such a fuss over the red wall at the election. Since then they've absolutely taken it for granted and said zilch.

Fucking love to see that that Matt Vickers twat lose his seat in Stockton. I've occasionally seen him appearing on Look North and every time he's came across as a rude, smug little bellend who needs to have the grin wiped off his face.

 

[David Clapson]

Any sign of the One Nation Tories trying to oust the hard right kill-the-poor Brexit Tendency? Maybe we won't see that until after Truss loses the GE.

 

[Supine]

It’s all kicking off

 

[Calamity1971]

Fucking love to see that that Matt Vickers twat lose his seat in Stockton. I've occasionally seen him appearing on Look North and every time he's came across as a rude, smug little bellend who needs to have the grin wiped off his face.

Richard Holden here in Durham too. Wouldn't surprise me if he kept his seat the amount of Tories round here.

 

[Bingoman]

This Government is just now getting more bizarre by the day

 

[WhyLikeThis]

It’s all kicking off

Nick Robinson, ex president of Oxford University’s Conservative Association.

I loving this blue on blue violence.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I'd have thought condoms would have been an open goal for "Tories screwing people" jokes. Whoever thought that was a good idea??

Apparently that's exactly the tone they were going for.

The LGBT+ Conservatives group intended to promote safe sex and the party through the distribution of condoms bearing comedy slogans including “Never kissed a Tory but I’ve had safe sex with one”.

Reports last month also revealed slogans such as “honourable member”, “Labour isn’t working, but this condom will (*99% of the time)”, and “Strong & Stable” would be used.

Not to worry, now you can fuck a tree.

Instead, ordinary condoms bearing the Conservative Party logo will be handed out, to reflect the “sombre” tone of the conference, which takes place next weekend in Birmingham.

 

[brogdale]

Say what you like about the new Health Secretary; she's certainly making a swift impact on the issue of insomnia...

 

[T & P]

These cunts have gone full Trumpian. It is as scary as astonishing to think that compared to this lot, a good number of Tory MPs from yesteryear, and even the odd PM such as John Major, now come across as as tolerable, decent and moderate by comparison even if you fundamentally disagree with everything they stand for.

 

[Bingoman]

Say what you like about the new Health Secretary; she's certainly making a swift impact on the issue of insomnia...

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Wow was really that bad

 

[bluescreen]

And

That story is utterly bizarre. What does it have to do with the Queen? And then this, having (ahem) withdrawn condoms with comedy slogans like 'Never kissed a Tory but had safe sex with one' and 'honorable member'

Instead, ordinary condoms bearing the Conservative Party logo will be handed out, to reflect the “sombre” tone of the conference, which takes place next weekend in Birmingham.

Condoms bearing Tory slogans pulled from Conservative conference 'out of respect for the Queen'

'In light of the recent passing of Her late Majesty the Queen... we have decided not to go ahead with the planned distribution of sloganed condoms,' the LGBT+ Conservatives said

inews.co.uk

 

[Bingoman]

That story is utterly bizarre. What does it have to do with the Queen? And then this, having (ahem) withdrawn condoms with comedy slogans like 'Never kissed a Tory but had safe sex with one' and 'honorable member'

Condoms bearing Tory slogans pulled from Conservative conference 'out of respect for the Queen'

'In light of the recent passing of Her late Majesty the Queen... we have decided not to go ahead with the planned distribution of sloganed condoms,' the LGBT+ Conservatives said

inews.co.uk

I wouldn't of thought the the Queen God rest her sole or her family would care about condoms, like most people have said it's just bizarre

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's the most nonsensical virtue signaling I've ever seen.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wouldn't of thought the the Queen God rest her sole or her family would care about condoms, like most people have said it's just bizarre

The queen wished she'd taken precautions for andrew

 

[Smangus]

I've never looked forward to a pm's conference speech so much

 

[Storm Fox]

I've never looked forward to a pm's conference speech so much

I believe there will be one or two seats free, if you want to attend

 

[goldenecitrone]

I've never looked forward to a pm's conference speech so much

"We porked the markets" kind of thing.

 

[Calamity1971]

I believe there will be one or two seats free, if you want to attend

They'll be paying people to fill the seats at this rate.

 

[Sue]

I believe there will be one or two seats free, if you want to attend

Smangus nods off for a second and wakes up to discover he's in the Cabinet...

 

[Fuzzy]

"We porked the markets" kind of thing.

that.
is.
a.
disgrace.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[magneze]

What the fuck are her nightmares like?

 

[WhyLikeThis]

What the fuck are her nightmares like?

I’m more concerned by her wank fantasies.

 

[steveo87]

What the fuck are her nightmares like?

Ironically, everyone's really nice and gers in.