Uruguay vs Portugal (R16) - 19:00 - 30/06/2018

[Steel Icarus]

Ronaldo will be 37 but look how he takes care of himself. A fine specimen of a man

It's not about how much care of yourself you take. Your legs go, and when you're an explosive player like him that means curtains.

 

[billbond]

Ronaldo seems to be wasting away.
Looks slimmer than ever.
They are letting Portugal get back into this,if they go for it more im sure they can see them off.

 

[The39thStep]

Portugal need to get more crosses in, the Uruguay defence is very well martialed

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's not about how much care of yourself you take. Your legs go, and when you're an explosive player like him that means curtains.

Could turn into a deep-lying playmaker, spreading the ball around from the centre

 

[treefrog]

NZ sky commentary is so boring

 

[blairsh]

 

[binka]

It's not about how much care of yourself you take. Your legs go, and when you're an explosive player like him that means curtains.

He'll still have something to offer even with no legs. Assuming the world isn't destroyed by an asteroid in the next four years I guess we can come back to this later

 

[Steel Icarus]

Cavani looks like he should be in a speed or thrash metal band, maybe with Carles Puyol

 

[The39thStep]

Who's the most hateful player on the pitch? Cheaty Suarez or Petulant Ronaldo?

Suarez , Ronaldo doesn't bite other players .

 

[dessiato]

WTF was that with pulling his shorts up his crotch

It's quite a thing here. Even the footballers in the gym do it while working out.

Getting properly aggro now, love it

Ronaldos facial hair is a hate crime.

I was just thinking about trimming my beard like that. My wife likes it.

Ronaldo will be 37 but look how he takes care of himself. A fine specimen of a man

Isn't he just? He's quite fit.

 

[billbond]

It's not about how much care of yourself you take. Your legs go, and when you're an explosive player like him that means curtains.

Yep
Happened to me

 

[planetgeli]

He'll still have something to offer even with no legs.

 

[The39thStep]

NZ sky commentary is so boring

The Portuguese one is riveting

 

[The39thStep]

Yep
Happened to me

Years ago any cunt you met in the bar had had to retire because of cruciate ligament injuries but could have played at the highest level

 

[editor]

It's all about the head swivelling apparently.

 

[The39thStep]

Two of the Portuguese sitting on the same table as me have got into a heated discussion about which fish size is better .

 

[billbond]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

 

[Lord Camomile]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

David Beckham.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

Zlatan

 

[paulhackett]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

Don't say Maradona as he's definitely playing at this World Cup..

 

[billbond]

Don't say Maradona as he's definitely playing at this World Cup..

He does seem to enjoy himself at these little get togethers

 

[Voley]

What was that bollocks with his shorts?

 

[dessiato]

Two of the Portuguese sitting on the same table as me have got into a heated discussion about which fish size is better .

I love that about the Portuguese. They can be so passionate about anything.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

Alexis Sanchez, Naby Keita, Aubemeyang, Van Dijk

 

[Steel Icarus]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?

Messi
#satire

 

[dessiato]

Some of the Uruguayan players have big nipples.

 

[Badgers]

Nephew watching it with me, just asked a good one "who is the best player NOT playing at this Tournament ?
Me " Gareth Bale" and then i got up to get a drink, trying to think of a few more, minds gone blank

Steve Bull

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh, missed that.

 

[dessiato]

YES!!!!!!!!

 

[imposs1904]

The biggest scumbag on the pitch scores.