do it yourself world unknown easter thursday party
as any of you who have been will know, the easter thursday wu has always been a highlight of the world unknown calendar and tonight was going to be the best one we’ve ever done
in lieu of the real life real deal this year we can offer you a 2 hour boil in the bag brixton arches throwback version to consume at home. i’m pretty sure we never actually did an easter party there so this is a genuine bona fide flashback first
visit your local off license for red stripe and rum & coke. allow the coke to go flat and the stripes to warm up nicely and get shaken around a bit for the full authentic experience
put the following 2 hour show consisting of music for a world unknown volume 4 followed by volume 1 on as loudly as possible, ideally upstairs if you have one
https://m.mixcloud.com/…/music-pour-alles-w-andy-blake-8th…/
stand outside your front door for at least 30 minutes and then charge yourself £8 to get back in, making sure to not have the right change on you
charge yourself £4 each drink or 3 for £10 and make sure you add enough rum to flatten a sailor
turn all the lights off and somehow fill your house with smoke, steam or some other substance that makes it almost impossible to see properly and makes you feel like you’re about to have a panic attack. flash lights on and off occasionally
place obstacles all over the floor in the most awkward places to mimic piles of coats and before the show is finished make sure to lose your coat, jumper, mates, wallet, tobacco, bra, marbles and whatever else takes your fancy
as the last track goes on approx 7 mins before the end turn all the lights on and stand about glassy-eyed and bewildered wondering what the hell just happened
for added authenticity feel free to remove your toilet door.
photocopiers and motor scooters optional
whatever you do don’t do any drugs of any kind, especially ecstasy, cocaine, , amphetamine, ketamine, 2cb, mushrooms, lsd, mescaline, pot or mephedrone. they’re highly illegal and dangerous and very very bad for you and have never been part of the world unknown experience (tm)
happy easter little bunnies. wu will be back as soon as we can safely gather again and by jingo we’ll be making up for lost time all summer long and forever and ever thereafter and a day