Tory Death Spiral

[andysays]

Brexit: Tory MPs warned not to rebel against government

Conservative MPs have been warned not to rebel against the government over Brexit, as opposition MPs plan legislation to stop no deal. A senior source from the whips office - which ensures MPs vote in line with the party - said MPs who voted to block no deal would "destroy" the government's Brexit negotiating position. Rebels will have the whip withdrawn and be deselected, the source said.

 

[Ted Striker]

All eyes on Theresa then. Would genuinely lol, and lol hard, if she rebelled

 

[not-bono-ever]

I find it hard to add to these threads nowadays as the whole thing vexes me so greatly, it causes my blood pressure to spike . The only solution would be a mass bloodletting - of the whole political class rather than me. I cannot envisage playing the participation game in this charade any longer . As Mrs NBE remarked last week - you will only be happy when the royals have been despatched and the political system is on fire

 

[redcogs]

I find it hard to add to these threads nowadays as the whole thing vexes me so greatly, it causes my blood pressure to spike . The only solution would be a mass bloodletting - of the whole political class rather than me. I cannot envisage playing the participation game in this charade any longer . As Mrs NBE remarked last week - you will only be happy when the royals have been despatched and the political system is on fire

It's good to have a reasonable objective in life, so ignore the misses and keep an eye on the prize. If she complains tell a moderator.

 

[redcogs]

oops forgot this

 

[Nine Bob Note]

All eyes on Theresa then. Would genuinely lol, and lol hard, if she rebelled

Get some wheat planted outside the ‘aye’ lobby and she won’t be able to help herself

 

[gosub]

It's good to have a reasonable objective in life, so ignore the misses and keep an eye on the prize. If she complains tell a moderator.

One thing at a time....somebody has to stop Bono clapping

 

[Pickman's model]

One thing at a time....somebody has to stop Bono clapping

chop off one of his hands

bono, that is, not not-bono-ever

 

[gosub]

chop off one of his hands

bono, that is, not not-bono-ever

That's Africa sorted. Really getting some stuff done today

 

[Pickman's model]

That's Africa sorted. Really getting some stuff done today

don't know about africa, but we'd hear less from bono in the future.

 

[gosub]

don't know about africa, but we'd hear less from bono in the future.

He has has some talent, he could hold the microphone with the other one.
tbf ex Wife niece is mates with Paul's daughter, quite nice bloke apparently

 

[Badgers]

Tory MP defects ahead of crucial Brexit vote

Tory MP Phillip Lee defects to Lib Dems, leaving UK government with no working majority in Commons

 

[brogdale]

Tory MP defects ahead of crucial Brexit vote

Appropriately MP for Waitrose HQ (aka Bracknell)

 

[Badgers]

Former minister and Conservative MP for North East Bedfordshire Alistair Burt has announced his is standing down at the next election.

In a letter to his local party association, he blamed an "unresolvable disagreement" with the leadership on "the manner in which we leave the EU".

He joins figures such as former Education Secretary Justine Greening who have chosen to stand down in the face of deselection threats if they vote against the government.

Lovely out

 

[Pickman's model]

Lovely out

rats fleeing a sinking ship

 

[Badgers]

rats fleeing a sinking ship

They are more like the lice fleeing the rats who are fleeing the sinking ship

 

[Pickman's model]

They are more like the lice fleeing the rats who are fleeing the sinking ship

big rats have little rats upon their backs to bite 'em
and little rats have littler rats and so ad infinitum

 

[Badgers]

Even olde George can't take it anymore

 

[Lord Camomile]

By George, I hadn't realised Johnson was threatening to sack individual party members!

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Good for Geo... oh no, wait, he's supported them up until this point. Fuck George".

 

[Pickman's model]

Even olde George can't take it anymore

now that's a cuss

 

[Badgers]

George is a man of the people

 

[Lord Camomile]

"When party was run by decent people"

 

[Pickman's model]

"When party was run by decent people"

"people who think like george"

 

[BristolEcho]

"When party was run by decent people"

That did crack me up. This lot are deluded. All of them.

 

[brogdale]

Some members enjoyed Corbyn's Commons response to Johnson.

 

[Pickman's model]

Some members enjoyed Corbyn's Commons response to Johnson.

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i don't like it when tories smile, it means they've come up with a new plan to fuck people over

 

[Teaboy]

May's not said which way she'll vote. Surely she won't vote against the government? The party loyalist that she is.

 

[brogdale]

May's not said which way she'll vote. Surely she won't vote against the government? The party loyalist that she is.

Abst ?

 

[Teaboy]

Abst ?

Accidentally locked in the toilet?