Tory Death Spiral

[Pickman's model]

Vote winner that

Don't know if there'll be a tory party in 16 months time, let alone 16 years

 

[tim]

Don't know if there'll be a tory party in 16 months time, let alone 16 years

Whatever they call themselves, they'll still be Tories

 

[Pickman's model]

Whatever they call themselves, they'll still be Tories

Yeh, until they become penguin feed in the south atlantic

 

[Puddy_Tat]

((((penguins))))

 

[Pickman's model]

((((penguins))))

Contrary to popular belief penguins are not as a rule radical but quite conservative in their political outlook, edmund burke's 'reflections on the revolution in france' having made a considerable impact on them. They would esteem it an honour to devour a tory minister or party member as they believe this would mean they absorb the best parts of their soul or spirit.

 

[andysays]

Contrary to popular belief penguins are not as a rule radical but quite conservative in their political outlook, edmund burke's 'reflections on the revolution in france' having made a considerable impact on them. They would esteem it an honour to devour a tory minister or party member as they believe this would mean they absorb the best parts of their soul or spirit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Only a handful of books have been translated into penguin, and these are mostly by edmund burke, including his writings on the sublime. A programme of translating seventeenth century writings, like edward sexby's 'killing noe murder' is expected to issue its first penguin versions next year. A parallel project, rendering penguin works into human tongues, will begin publishing its first volumes in 2021

 

[andysays]

Only a handful of books have been translated into penguin, and these are mostly by edmund burke, including his writings on the sublime. A programme of translating seventeenth century writings, like edward sexby's 'killing noe murder' is expected to issue its first penguin versions next year. A parallel project, rendering penguin works into human tongues, will begin publishing its first volumes in 2021

Thanks for clearing that up, but I was mostly skeptical that Burke's Reflections could have had a significant impact on anyone's political outlook.

Mind you, I've only read it in the original, perhaps the penguin version is better

 

[ruffneck23]

Only a handful of books have been translated into penguin, and these are mostly by edmund burke, including his writings on the sublime. A programme of translating seventeenth century writings, like edward sexby's 'killing noe murder' is expected to issue its first penguin versions next year. A parallel project, rendering penguin works into human tongues, will begin publishing its first volumes in 2021

who is it going to be published by ?

 

[existentialist]

who is it going to be published by ?

Puffin, obviously

 

[tim]

If Pickman's model is serious, he needs to obtain DNA samples start cloning one or more of the several species of giant penguin.

This one was not the biggest but averaged about 4' 9" and had an impressively sharp beak, making it a perfect Tory pecker

 

[Pickman's model]

If Pickman's model is serious, he needs to obtain DNA samples start cloning one or more of the several species of giant penguin.

This one was not the biggest but averaged about 4' 9" and had an impressively sharp beak, making it a perfect Tory pecker

4'9" quite adequate to rip apart tory corpses

 

[tim]

4'9" quite adequate to rip apart tory corpses

There's no fun in that. David Cameron naked but well marinated in rotting sprats and armed with a sow's jawbone against three five-foot pecky penguins

 

[iona]

Clone a variety of different-sized penguins and let them attack in groups inversely proportional to the size of the penguin. Achieves the same thing AND has the added benefit of producing scientific data that might help answer the question of whether it'd be better to fight a hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck.

SCIENCE

 

[Pickman's model]

There's no fun in that. David Cameron naked but well marinated in rotting sprats and armed with a sow's jawbone against three five-foot pecky penguins

He'd be fucking the jawbone before you could say margaret hilda thatcher

 

[brogdale]

Narked

 

[Badgers]

I look forward to a prompt and concise reply from the office of the Prime Minister

 

[Smangus]

I look forward to a prompt and concise reply from the office of the Prime Minister

Something like "Fuck Off Eyore! " I reckon.

 

[Badgers]

Crack in with then...

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Duncan2]

Huge car-crash for the Chancellor on the Today programme.He struggled mightily and it was hard not to feel embarrassed for him.

 

[existentialist]

Huge car-crash for the Chancellor on the Today programme.He struggled mightily and it was hard not to feel embarrassed for him.

I didn't have that struggle. After the third or fourth "problem, what problem" whitewash answer, I started to feel he was taking us all for a bunch of idiots.

 

[Pickman's model]

You know who's in charge in any organisation, they have the power to sack people

 

[brogdale]

You know who's in charge in any organisation, they have the power to sack people

Johnson better watch his fat, useless back, then.

 

[teqniq]

It would be nice to think that Cummings might overeach himself at some point.



Cummings Sacked Saj Aide FOR NOTHING

 

[SpookyFrank]

It would be nice to think that Cummings might overeach himself at some point.

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I hope tory party members are pleased with what they've accomplished in electing Boris and letting his real life Malcolm Tucker loose.

 

[not-bono-ever]

marc owen jones has a rather interesting twitter thread going that digs into the weaponisation of twitter by the Johnson/ Cummings camp. its a bit unsettling. You can search yerself as I dont like posting twitter stuff really

 

[gosub]

I am curious as to his views on Kashmir

 

[ska invita]

I hope tory party members are pleased with what they've accomplished in electing Boris and letting his real life Malcolm Tucker loose.

i think they are, yes.
looks like at least five more years of this thread then.