Tory Death Spiral
- Thread starter Kaka Tim
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I have been at a festival and been on mdma dancing with IDS's son. He's actually a really nice lad. Not sure if he was wasted though.
He seemed to have figured that out for himself.
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Starry Wisdom
there was a cokehead named boris
who wandered about reading horace
he fell down a hole
broke some ribs in the fall
and crawled away seeking solace
who wandered about reading horace
he fell down a hole
broke some ribs in the fall
and crawled away seeking solace
I want Gove or Hunt as leader.
Either will do, but I's prefer Hunt because he's a little more gray, unknown, and has a slightly less interesting personality than a flea.
Both are out to delay Brexit in the hope of making a deal parliament will accept, but neither have the balls to push for it so we'd be able to enjoy a leader as crap as May, watch the tories fuck themselves into political obscurity, and they'd make such a fuck up of Brexit the whole thing would end up scrapped.
Send your letters of support for these ineffectual twats today.
Either will do, but I's prefer Hunt because he's a little more gray, unknown, and has a slightly less interesting personality than a flea.
Both are out to delay Brexit in the hope of making a deal parliament will accept, but neither have the balls to push for it so we'd be able to enjoy a leader as crap as May, watch the tories fuck themselves into political obscurity, and they'd make such a fuck up of Brexit the whole thing would end up scrapped.
Send your letters of support for these ineffectual twats today.
Isaac Hunt would be far too busy fucking his own party like the useless, clap infected cunt he is to have time to fuck much else.
The tories would be in a mess for years if that slack bastard won the booby prize and became leader.
There would be an election within a year as he fucked them harder and harder, fucked up Brexit, then fucked up the leadership.
I'd love to see the pointless bastard win the thing.
I don't want B J - He's fucking dangerous
The tories would be in a mess for years if that slack bastard won the booby prize and became leader.
There would be an election within a year as he fucked them harder and harder, fucked up Brexit, then fucked up the leadership.
I'd love to see the pointless bastard win the thing.
I don't want B J - He's fucking dangerous
Because the others won't?
SpineyNorman
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Not with the same passion.
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Starry Wisdom
Surely Boris should have been hanged by the balls or neck.
I like Hunt more every time I hear him dither, stutter, and generally talk shit
He's in to deals, being weak, and trying to bring a divided tory party together using May's failed tactics except with more delays to Brexit, suggestinga four year timeline limit.
He's the ideal candidate if you want the tories dead and buried.
Boris the blasted bastard is exactly who we should fear. I know he's a sweaty cunt out to lie, steal, and look after cunts of the first order, but he's aiming for the popular vote with a pile of mouth shit, and getting it. Of course he's a liar, thief, and twat, but none of those things make him any less dangerous.
He's in to deals, being weak, and trying to bring a divided tory party together using May's failed tactics except with more delays to Brexit, suggestinga four year timeline limit.
He's the ideal candidate if you want the tories dead and buried.
Boris the blasted bastard is exactly who we should fear. I know he's a sweaty cunt out to lie, steal, and look after cunts of the first order, but he's aiming for the popular vote with a pile of mouth shit, and getting it. Of course he's a liar, thief, and twat, but none of those things make him any less dangerous.
SpackleFrog
Smash showy bell-bottom pants and sporty haircuts
Yeah, you too probably.
SpineyNorman
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With that standard of analysis I'm surprised you've not been asked to join the tinge group for tinge as chief strategist.
Nylock
I hate 'these days'...
Or enthusiasm...
Get real. Hunt is proposing more May messing around with weak shit that has no hope of passing the Tory party or parliament, but with a longer cut off date (next general election) and promoting delays.
Add his John Major grayness and inability to fire up anyone with his boring speaches, and we have the ideal candidate.
SpineyNorman
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Boring, weak and shit - that's your analysis is it? This is playschool stuff and I really can't be arsed.
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
"We"?
People that don't want a tory government
Can you explain how he's interesting, strong, and good for the tories?
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Starry Wisdom
more like "wee"
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Starry Wisdom
if anyone ever does a deep fake vid of johnson it will have him talking seriously and lucidly about sensible policies
Libertad
Sparking up a rollie in the Reichstag
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee" Exhilarating, such fun.
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Starry Wisdom
no, this is wee, a liquid frequently yellow in colour which is often found in plastic bottles on the street and whose aroma rises from many an alleyway
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
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