Top Gear 2016 who should the presenters be?

[Corax]

Do you think him and Clarkson (and most of the cabinet) share a cocaine dealer?

Stephen probably is his cocaine dealer.

 

[weltweit]

They can't turn Top Gear into a train review program, Portillo has that sew up!

 

[Orang Utan]

Daniel Miller
Richard Littlejohn
The Chuckle Brothers

 

[Leafster]

Brian May, Wee Jimmy Krankie and Phil the Greek

 

[Corax]

Actually, on a serious note it would be great to have motorbikes included, and have someone like James Toseland or Foggy as one of the presenters.

The celebrity lap bit may need a pretty heavy insurance premium though...

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Stanley Edwards

 

[Mumbles274]

Rowan Atkinson

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Actually, on a serious note it would be great to have motorbikes included, and have someone like James Toseland or Foggy as one of the presenters.

The celebrity lap bit may need a pretty heavy insurance premium though...

I'd go for that, although my vote would go for Jamie Whitham - nowhere near as celebrated a rider but he's always been excellent on EuroSport's superbike coverage. An enthusiastic, over-excitable Huddersfield accent is always good

They could do a "Star on a reasonably priced ZX-R" section too when they get a celeb biker on too.

 

[weltweit]

Perhaps we should bet on who it will be because I very much doubt they will have the same lineup next year, if they even show the last three programs of this series at all that is ..

 

[Corax]

I'd go for that, although my vote would go for Jamie Whitham - nowhere near as celebrated a rider but he's always been excellent on EuroSport's superbike coverage. An enthusiastic, over-excitable Huddersfield accent is always good

They could do a "Star on a reasonably priced ZX-R" section too when they get a celeb biker on too.

Nice.

I'd go for "Star on a reasonably priced GSX-R" though.

 

[dessiato]

Or star on a Vespa...that would be fun to watch.

 

[weltweit]

I am so used to the TG format I find it hard to think what, assuming Clarkson goes to C4 or Sky or whatever, a new program could comprise.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Suzi Perry

^^^^This.

 

[Plumdaff]

Maureen Rees from Driving School, Bob Mortimer, Lee "Scratch" Perry.

 

[passenger]

Gary Glitter by video link from his cell

 

[8ball]

Gary Glitter by video link from his cell

With Marc Bolan (via medium) and Katie Hopkins.

With Shaun Ryder as the new Stig, except he's miked up while he does the laps.

 

[8ball]

Paxman, Jamie Oliver, Ricky Gervais and that bloke out of the Kaiser Chiefs.

You're just trying to contain them in one place so they're easier to avoid, aren't you?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Lemmy from Motorhead.
Suzi Perry.
Ron Mael from Sparks.

 

[chilango]

Prince Harry, Jack Whitehall, Rod Liddle and Martin Roberts from "Homes under the Hammer".

Top quality banter is assured.

 

[Wolveryeti]

Craig Charles. Already taken over from Clarkson once (Robot Wars)

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Brian Blessed, Brian May, and Brian Redhead

 

[Yossarian]

Julian Clary gaining support:

https://www.change.org/p/british-br...publish&utm_term=des-md-share_petition-no_msg

 

[8ball]

Craig Charles. Already taken over from Clarkson once (Robot Wars)

Clarkson did Robot Wars? I dimly remember Dominic Diamond doing it.

edit: on checking Wikipedia, maybe I dreamed that...

 

[Citizen66]

Grayson Perry, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, Sandy Toksvig and Heather Mills.

 

[DotCommunist]

the cheeky girls and lembit opik

 

[weltweit]

It seems Chris Evans has ruled himself out as a Top Gear host, and May has been noncommittal about staying on the program. Perhaps the last two episodes will not get made nor the Scandinavian live shows.

 

[weltweit]

Although, Evans is apparently the bookies favourite to replace Clarkson.
http://www.itv.com/news/story/2015-...e-police-probe-after-he-is-sacked-by-the-bbc/

 

[T & P]

Whoever is likely to annoy Clarkson, and his rightwing BBC-hating cheerleaders the most, would get my vote.

 

[flypanam]

Chuck D, Alan Carr and Anthea Turner

 

[Cid]

Although, Evans is apparently the bookies favourite to replace Clarkson.
http://www.itv.com/news/story/2015-...e-police-probe-after-he-is-sacked-by-the-bbc/

Probably because they want people to bet on him.