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Toby Young is a c0nt

I suppose people have elected foolish attention-seekers to Parliament before. Indeed, some of them are still there. But how is he going to run his super-awesome school, write bollocks for the Telegraph and work as an MP at the same time? He should ask Louise Mensch about that - I hear that on of the things she quit over was realising that MP work affords one little time to write stupid novels and appear on TV.
 
I think it's pretty unlikely that he'll win, but either way it means I'll have to see posters of the cunt all over the place during the election.
 
Today, Tobes asks his readers "Should I try and become a Tory MP"? This is clearly a man who knows his own sewer of a mind.

Or does he? First he claims that he spends 40-60 hours a week on his "voluntary, full-time job" involving his free schools, then he claims that he would have to take a pay cut to be an MP. His only other obvious source of income is his journalism (which probably wouldnt be negatively affected by him being elected, at least based on the experiences of the other hacks in Parliament), so where does he think he will lose money from?

I also like his insistence at the end that "I’d be a sorry excuse for a man if I let that put me off. I’ve long ago learnt that the best defence against people bad-mouthing you is to continue to behave decently and honourably", which of course follows from him pointing out earlier in the article that Slaughter is both unmarried and doesnt have any kids.
 
Or does he? First he claims that he spends 40-60 hours a week on his "voluntary, full-time job" involving his free schools, then he claims that he would have to take a pay cut to be an MP. His only other obvious source of income is his journalism (which probably wouldnt be negatively affected by him being elected, at least based on the experiences of the other hacks in Parliament), so where does he think he will lose money from?

I also like his insistence at the end that "I’d be a sorry excuse for a man if I let that put me off. I’ve long ago learnt that the best defence against people bad-mouthing you is to continue to behave decently and honourably", which of course follows from him pointing out earlier in the article that Slaughter is both unmarried and doesnt have any kids.
I was being sarcastic when I said "This is clearly a man who knows his own sewer of a mind". ;)

If he puts in as many hours into his free school as he says he does, I'm surprised he's got much time for anything else. What a bullshitter. :D

He isn't one for self-reflexivity either. How the fuck did he get into Oxford? Remind me? :D
 
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I think it's pretty unlikely that he'll win, but either way it means I'll have to see posters of the cunt all over the place during the election.
He has a 3,000+ majority to overturn, so it's unlikely unless the Tory ruling group on the council (his best pals) manages to move 6,000 Tory voters into the borough in the next year or so.
 
This is a classic Tobes blog in which he indulges in another one of his 3 minute hates. He tells us "The 'thick rich are irksome but don't forget thick people from modest backgrounds, like Russell Brand".
4. Christine Blower

The General Secretary of the National Union of Teachers looks like she isn't the sharpest protractor in the pencil case. The NUT's most recent act of political self-sabotage was to invite Michael Gove for "talks", then, when he agreed to them, call a strike on the grounds that his offer to talk is "a provocation".
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/t...e-from-modest-backgrounds-like-russell-brand/
Protractors aren't "sharp". Pillock.

Pot/kettle/black, Tobes. :facepalm::D
 
I was being sarcastic when I said "This is clearly a man who knows his own sewer of a mind". ;)

If he puts in as many hours into his free school as he says he does, I'm surprised he's got much time for anything else. What a bullshitter. :D

He isn't one for self-reflexivity either. How the fuck did he get into Oxford? Remind me? :D
This is how he relates his entry to Oxford. He claims it wasn't nepotism, but, well, see what you think:

I originally applied to Brasenose because the admissions tutor at the time, Harry Judge, had introduced a special scheme to encourage people who weren’t ‘conventional Oxbridge material’ to apply to read PPE. I certainly fell into that category. I failed all my O-levels first time round and, after retaking, ended up with four Cs and a grade one in CSE Drama. After a gruelling interview, the College made me an offer of three Bs at A-level — possibly the lowest conditional offer it had ever issued.

Having been thrown this lifeline, I made a gargantuan effort and managed to get two Bs and a C. I thought that was that, but I received a photocopied letter from the College secretary that began: ‘I am pleased to know that you will be coming up to Brasenose this October…’ Admittedly, it was not addressed to me personally, but the clear implication was that I had got in.

I was cock-a-hoop and went round telling everybody. It wasn’t until the following week, when I received a letter from the admissions tutor himself, that I was brought back down to earth. ‘Dear Mr Young,’ it began. ‘I am very sorry that the College has not been able to confirm its conditional offer of a place on the reasonable condition of three grade Bs.’

Clearly, the first letter was a mistake, but my father insisted on calling up Harry Judge to ask what was going on. Incredibly, he happened to be in a meeting with the PPE tutors at the time and, after a bit of back and forth — my father distinctly heard the phrase ‘bit of a balls up’ — they decided to offer me a place.

From: http://www.spectator.co.uk/life/status-anxiety/2092496/status-anxiety-49/
 
Moribund the Toadmeister is here, and he will find out.

I hate his mannerisms (and his politics of course). He does this thing when he speaks where he tries to swallow at the same time. Also whenever he's speaking on thigns like Question Time, after he makes his point, he falls back in his seat and sort of quietly slams his pen on the desk as if to show us how sincere he is and how seriously he takes it all.

Plus he's a gawping twat.
 
This is how he relates his entry to Oxford. He claims it wasn't nepotism, but, well, see what you think:



From: http://www.spectator.co.uk/life/status-anxiety/2092496/status-anxiety-49/
He talks a lot about how much people do or are likely to hate him, but it seems to be a defence mechanism, a way of reassuring himself that what he does has nothing to do with how despised he is so he might as well just carry on doing whatever he wants. I'm sure an analyst would find this a great subject for attention. I'd lean towards the application of a blunt instrument personally.
 
I threw a hatchet earlier just to see if imparting speed and spin I could make it a throwing weapon. It buried itself right into the wall of the shed.

more hatchets, less hammers.
 
His old man "just happened to be there". Sure... :rolleyes:

What a fantastic story illustrating how schemes to encourage people who "aren't conventional Oxbridge material" end up facilitating idiots like Toby Young who is completely and utterly embedded within the class that already send their children to Oxbridge. Even with all the advantages that he had handed to him on a plate, he still couldn't scrape up the incredibly low grades required of him so his Dad just rang up and - bingo! - in he goes. And he's so unashamed of this that he brags about it in the national press.

And now he's in the education business :facepalm:
 
What a fantastic story illustrating how schemes to encourage people who "aren't conventional Oxbridge material" end up facilitating idiots like Toby Young who is completely and utterly embedded within the class that already send their children to Oxbridge. Even with all the advantages that he had handed to him on a plate, he still couldn't scrape up the incredibly low grades required of him so his Dad just rang up and - bingo! - in he goes. And he's so unashamed of this that he brags about it in the national press.

And now he's in the education business :facepalm:
It's the best possible example of how social capital is used by the ruling class to reproduce its power and recirculate its stale and dodgy ideas. Of course, it doesn't say much about PPE as a academic discipline either.
 
Only Toby Young could ride to Bozza's rescue.
Twitter is aflame with people objecting to Boris Johnson's Margaret Thatcher lecture last night, confirming Peter Hitchens's description of the social network as "a left-wing electronic mob". One of the most common criticisms is that Boris ignored the link between high levels of income inequality, which he condoned, and low levels of social mobility, which he condemned. In other words, he wanted to have his cake and eat it – which isn't surprising given that his "policy" on cake is "having it and eating it", as he once confessed.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/t...els-of-income-inequality-and-social-mobility/

:facepalm:
 
"A left wing electronic mob"

Apart from all the right wing views that are easily available of course, such as the CONSTANT stream of libertarian wank from people like David "torture is great" Vance that I see every time I watch BBC QT or listen to AQ.

Honestly I am so sick of people like Hitchens. He finds one or two fringe idiots that agree with his unfounded conservative bollocks and uses them as evidence that he is right and that any opposing consensus, no matter how great or accurate, is wrong. Even on issues such as whether dyslexia or neuro diverse conditions are real!

I wish he wasn't real. I wish Toby Young wasn't real either.
 
I wish he wasn't real. I wish Toby Young wasn't real either.


Unfortunately for those of us who do live in the real world people like toby yoiung and peter hitchens are here stealing our oxygen
 
From Zelo Street
Who might I have in mind? Step forward the loathsome Toby Young, whose latest pronouncement on the subject of Free Schools is notable not for what it does say, but for what it does not. Moreover, Tobes, in his excursion in Standpoint magazine, also manages not to disclose that all may not be well at the West London Free School, the one run by Himself Personally Now.

The article is modestly titled “Tristram Hunt’s Lies About Free Schools”, and Tobes opens by admitting to some problems: “The headmistress of a new primary in Pimlico resigned unexpectedly, a secondary in Derby was judged ‘dysfunctional’ by Ofsted and another in Bradford stands accused of financial mismanagement”. This gives us a superb example of dishonesty by omission.

http://zelo-street.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/toby-young-pants-on-fire.html
 
I has just received a tweet from Hitchens (I assume it's him, it has his face and I cannot believe anyone would be desperate enough to impersonate him). In response to me saying that Hitchens simplyc annot comprehend a world where people might not agree with him that he doesn't care if people don't agree with him as they lack proper thinking skills.

Oh who fucking cares.
 
What it must be like to be a kid or a teacher in Toby Young's free school, just imagine the pontification and interference from him and his idiot mates. I notice that they are looking for a subject Leader of MFL on their website. I wonder if Spanish teachers have to pass some sort of Pinochet supporter test...
 
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Couldn't make it up etc
 
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