Theresa May's time is up

[Badgers]

 

[brogdale]

Any opportunity...

 

[Badgers]

What does Grayling have to say about this farce?

 

[Idris2002]

Apparently three senior ministers have asked to see her at No. 10 tonight, to basically tell her that it's time to go, and she's refusing to see them & refusing to to quit.

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I hope she tells them to fuck off.

 

[elbows]

What does Grayling have to say about this farce?

He believes he is owed an intellectual property license fee, due to several patents on farcical fuckups that are in his name.

 

[bemused]

What does Grayling have to say about this farce?

He thought he's sent his resignation letter but it turned out to be the menu from his local curry house.

 

[Yossarian]

He believes he is owed an intellectual property license fee, due to several patents on farcical fuckups that are in his name.

His lawyers are going to be busy when they start calling them farcical Graylings instead.

 

[elbows]

He thought he's sent his resignation letter but it turned out to be the menu from his local curry house.

Its worse than that, he's only gone and revoked article 50 'by mistake'.

 

[brogdale]

Front pages coming through...

 

[elbows]

Tears in the field of wheat.

 

[gosub]

She''s run out options... She's going to have to sack the electorate.


We"ll probably get given a week to leave the country before she starts getting Windrushy on us

 

[Dogsauce]

What does Grayling have to say about this farce?

He’s organising the removal men for her exit. Currently looking through the yellow pages for a hovercraft company or something, but will ultimately give the job to a pizza company. Pickfords will successfully sue for £270 million for the contract having been improperly tendered.

 

[Dogsauce]

I’d love it if the 1922 committee wrangled it so that she would have to face another VONC, which she then won clearly. Imagine the mess.

 

[bemused]

The best bit is they'll all fight to be leader, get the gig and face the same bullshit.

 

[not-bono-ever]

The best bit is they'll all fight to be leader, get the gig and face the same bullshit.

yep- this is why the next one will be a fall guy/gal and the ambitious heavyweights will wait for the next round when this brexit thing is sorted ( like lol)

 

[bemused]

yep- this is why the next one will be a fall guy/gal and the ambitious heavyweights will wait for the next round when this brexit thing is sorted ( like lol)

Fingers crossed for Boris. Months of free comedy.

 

[elbows]

Its been updated....

 

[gosub]

Its been updated....

We're going to need a taller graph

 

[gosub]

Dp

 

[Fez909]

At this rate perhaps she will be dragged out of number 10 like Assange was dragged out of the embassy. Will she have a dirty protest?

 

[elbows]

We're going to need a taller graph

I believe at any moment her line might start to bend back on itself in the time axis, as people resort to retroactive resignations.

 

[Fez909]

I believe at any moment her line might start to bend back on itself in the time axis, as people resort to retroactive resignations.

Her last move as Home Sec was to introduce "time cops" which she directed to go back and 'resign' future ministers.

 

[gosub]

At this rate perhaps she will be dragged out of number 10 like Assange was dragged out of the embassy. Will she have a dirty protest?

There is a time and a place for a dirty protest..

Mrs May will still be PM when Donald Trump visits..

 

[elbows]

There is a time and a place for a dirty protest..

Mrs May when Donald Trump visits..

By then she'll have plenty of time, but no access to a suitable place to engage with the Donald. She may barely be able to engage with her own shit factory by then, let alone the powerful movers and shakers.

 

[elbows]

Her last move as Home Sec was to introduce "time cops" which she directed to go back and 'resign' future ministers.

I dont think it went well. The time bandits stole their uniforms, and after the tories privatised the time cops service, they all got sent down for insider trading on their own shares, its easy to be bent when you bend time.

 

[A380]

I have said it before. But for once BBC /ITV could get some value out of their news helicopters if, when the 1922 men in grey suits come to turn May out of 10 Downing Street, she climbs on the roof and starts throwing slates at the old bill.

 

[teqniq]

What is it going to take to actually prise her out of number 10?

 

[Steel Icarus]

What is it going to take to actually prise her out of number 10?

Jemmy Hunt?

 

[sleaterkinney]

Schrodinger's PM

 

[teqniq]

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