Theresa May's time is up

[Yossarian]

“Back me then sack me”.

"Accommodate me, then defenestrate me."

 

[Ted Striker]

"I've delivered us, with a deal, that's so good, literally the best, the only compelling thing about it, is that I'll fuck off afterwards "

This really is a 'hold my beer' for those who said DC was the worst PM ever.

Next up, Boris...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Back me, sack me, then crack on with a smooth transition out of the hairy situation we find ourselves in.

 

[gosub]

"I've delivered us, with a deal, that's so good, literally the best, the only compelling thing about it, is that I'll fuck off afterwards "

This really is a 'hold my beer' for those who said DC was the worst PM ever.

Next up, Boris...

 

[Lord Camomile]

 

[brogdale]

Take off!

 

[Pickman's model]

Take off!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oof

 

[DotCommunist]

will it be today then?

 

[Kaka Tim]

will it be today then?

nah - She has unlimited capacity for humiliation - I reckon another week of May refusing to accept any sort of reality. Probably shes going to pull the latest "new deal", go away, draw a moustache on it and pretend its a different one until every single one of her mps is pleading for her to please fuck off.

 

[Lucy Fur]

sounds like its going well for her...

 

[Lucy Fur]

im assuming the 'Bold' new approach is literally just that, she's found "ctrl B"

 

[Ted Striker]

im assuming the 'Bold' new approach is literally just that, she's found "ctrl B"

ctrl+alt+del

 

[Kaka Tim]

revised my position slightly having read what the hacks are saying- lots of fury at may from within the party. possibly another round of resignations - but senior cabinet brexiteers are bottling it (again). 1922 Committee looking at rules changes again - to see if she can be turfed out early. The thumping they will get in the Euros may seal her fate - Sunday night? Monday? Certainly before the end of next week (when parliament goes into recess).

 

[friedaweed]

May Day May Day

 

[Wilf]

revised my position slightly having read what the hacks are saying- lots of fury at may from within the party. possibly another round of resignations - but senior cabinet brexiteers are bottling it (again). 1922 Committee looking at rules changes again - to see if she can be turfed out early. The thumping they will get in the Euros may seal her fate - Sunday night? Monday? Certainly before the end of next week (when parliament goes into recess).

* Slight pause *

'Nothing has changed...'

 

[Wilf]

John Theresa and Norma Philip have a spot of tea while mulling over the day's events.

 

[Sprocket.]

John Theresa and Norma Philip have a spot of tea while mulling over the day's events.

Happy days!

 

[ska invita]

revised my position slightly having read what the hacks are saying- lots of fury at may from within the party. possibly another round of resignations - but senior cabinet brexiteers are bottling it (again). 1922 Committee looking at rules changes again - to see if she can be turfed out early. The thumping they will get in the Euros may seal her fate - Sunday night? Monday? Certainly before the end of next week (when parliament goes into recess).

If she goes tonight it might help Tories get more votes - could be the thinking.

Cant take any delight in her going knowing who is in the wings

 

[Pickman's model]

If she goes tonight it might help Tories get more votes - could be the thinking.

Cant take any delight in her going knowing who is in the wings

tonight
Make it magnificent

 

[Sprocket.]

tonight
Make it magnificent

If she would only pick up the mace, swing it around cracking a few skulls on her own front bench. Then storming out shouting fuck the lot of you, she will be remembered for something.

 

[not a trot]

tonight
Make it magnificent

Blondie Johnson awaits.

 

[Pickman's model]

If she would only pick up the mace, swing it around cracking a few skulls on her own front bench. Then storming out shouting fuck the lot of you, she will be remembered for something.

She'll be remembered for being a useless sack of shit

 

[mwgdrwg]

I'd love it if she just screamed "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!" and then was carted off never to be seen again.

 

[Mr Moose]

Blondie Johnson awaits.

Before the referendum I predicted that Brexit would lead to a Johnson PM, something certain excitable posters got very excitable about. Actually what I should have said was a yes vote would lead to some nasty bastard or other taking over as this is always true.

It may or may not be Johnson, but there is quite some range of right wing b’stards waiting to ride a wave of populism.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

revised my position slightly having read what the hacks are saying- lots of fury at may from within the party. possibly another round of resignations - but senior cabinet brexiteers are bottling it (again). 1922 Committee looking at rules changes again - to see if she can be turfed out early. The thumping they will get in the Euros may seal her fate - Sunday night? Monday? Certainly before the end of next week (when parliament goes into recess).

Will May go before June, etc.

 

[Pickman's model]

Will May go before June, etc.

Won't be surprised if it's may to december

 

[Sprocket.]

May is currently in a meeting with her closest aides. According to R4 PM.

 

[cupid_stunt]

May is currently in a meeting with her closest aides. According to R4 PM.

So, three of them in total?

 

[Sprocket.]

She'll be remembered for being a useless sack of shit

As well as her vicious and malevolent tenure as Home Secretary!