Theresa May's time is up

[Ming]

Happy days!

 

[steveo87]

What is it going to take to actually prise her out of number 10?

Boris Johnson to go BATSHIT and stage his own re-creation of tye Libyan Embassy Siege, only to trip on one of the steps and blow his head off with an antique flintlock pistol.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well, the media is certainly enjoying themselves over this mess, most seem to think she will resign on Friday, or there'll be a change in the rules to allow another NC vote, in order to finally force her out.

She is understood to have ‘barricaded’ herself in at Number 10 as a growning number of backstabbing Tories join the race her job.

Former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith said yesterday: ‘The sofa is up against the door, she’s not leaving.’

Theresa May set to resign after Andrea Leadsome quits over Brexit | Metro News

 

[Steel Icarus]

Signed her resignation letter with a gel pen.

 

[Wilf]

Basically, she's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, but without the initial winning streak. Oh, yes and she's never won anything in Europe.

 

[elbows]

Boris Johnson to go BATSHIT and stage his own re-creation of tye Libyan Embassy Siege, only to trip on one of the steps and blow his head off with an antique flintlock pistol.

Or he will attempt this by utilising his 'greatest hits' - zip wire and water canon. Leading to an 'unfortunate' incident where he ends up with an enema delivered at abnormal rates of pressure and flow.

 

[Pickman's model]

European elections: Tories accept defeat as polls predict worst ever loss | Daily Mail Online

ooh!

 

[Pickman's model]

from link above

 

[Wilf]

Fuck me, she's not trying to stay in office is she?

 

[Lucy Fur]

Fuck me, she's not trying to stay in office is she?

boarding the windows up as we speak

 

[Teaboy]

They're going to have to drag her out kicking and screaming. Its all very surreal, but then again that appears to be the new normal.

 

[brogdale]

Another clue to Loathsome's resignation?



'kinnel

 

[Wilf]

It's like when they demolish a street but one but one homeowner digs in:

"Mrs May, we're outside with the bailiffs, a court order, tasers and a bulldozer"
- Nothing. Has. Changed.
BANG.
"Look, that's the roof and 2 walls gone"
- Nothing. Has. Changed.

 

[Wilf]

Another clue to Loathsome's resignation?

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'kinnel

Political correctness gone mad.

 

[DotCommunist]

theres a Downfall parody in this

 

[Pickman's model]

theres a Downfall parody in this

the sheffield united one had me crying with laughter but after that they rapidly declined

 

[Wilf]

Have we ever had this on the day of a national election before? Have a feeling even the Labour plotters managed to keep their traps shut about Corbyn on election day 2017 (and then had to keep them even, err, shutter when the result came out).

 

[DotCommunist]

(and then had to keep them even, err, shutter when the result came out).

 

[Wilf]

Half? Pint/big fingers? I never know.

 

[Smangus]

This shit show is fucking hilarious, how can anyone take these fuckers seriously ever again?

 

[fishfinger]

This shit show is fucking hilarious, how can anyone take these fuckers seriously ever again?

Again?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Brexit vote delayed again. Lolz

 

[elbows]

Ah, I think I figured it out. Maybots sensors have been supplied by Boeing.

 

[Lorca]

Tonight's cabinet meeting!

 

[brogdale]

Trexit day?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Trexit day?

We're not getting an exit, just a date for the leadership election process to begin I think, which will be second week of June after Trump has been

 

[brogdale]

We're not getting an exit, just a date for the leadership election process to begin I think, which will be second week of June after Trump has been

Like Brexit day, then?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Times running out tessa. Best start on yer dirty protest now and get them IED’s primed. Them coppers will never take you alive

 

[brogdale]

Plenty of social media evidence racking up that constituencies with higher 2016 remain %s are declaring verified turn-outs of 40%+, whilst those that went Leave in 2016 are typically around the low 30s.

 

[not-bono-ever]

On top of the world ma