Theresa May's time is up

[Sprocket.]

How much more pension does she accrue per each extra day she holds on ?

She probably gets more pension from her BoE job.

 

[Teaboy]

Apparently its their Christmas bash tonight as well. Can you imagine the booze and cocaine fueled arguments?

 

[Sprocket.]

Apparently its their Christmas bash tonight as well. Can you imagine the booze and cocaine fueled arguments?

Butlers head butting their bosses enemies!

 

[chilango]

Re-watching her speech I'm seeing more than a hint of "thank fuck this is almost all over" in her voice and face.

 

[Sprocket.]

You have me at a disadvantage sir, I believe that you may have mistaken me for another cove. twentythreedom

Ha!
My face is as ruddy as my pantaloons.

 

[elbows]

Re-watching her speech I'm seeing more than a hint of "thank fuck this is almost all over" in her voice and face.

That was just relief that the door didn't get stuck.

 

[not-bono-ever]

She probably gets more pension from her BoE job.

nah, she will get 50k as a former PM- IIRC, the BoE isnt final salary- even then, she was a middle manager in payments - not exactly a high flyer- she would have been on about 40k pa when she was at the bank.

 

[brogdale]

#ToryMPsVote

They've changed their mind!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

That was just relief that the door didn't get stuck.

having seen underlings poking about on the lectern before she came out, i was expecting the microphone to pack up part way through

 

[Pickman's model]

having seen underlings poking about on the lectern before she came out, i was expecting the microphone to pack up part way through

or the damn thing to explode in her face

 

[not-bono-ever]

having seen underlings poking about on the lectern before she came out, i was expecting the microphone to pack up part way through

i was hoping for a boxing glove on a spring

 

[Pickman's model]

Ha!
My face is as ruddy as my pantaloons.

and your yurt? how ruddy is your yurt?

 

[billy_bob]

Not aimed at gullophobe Libertad hopefully?

Oops, that's aukward.

 

[Sprocket.]

having seen underlings poking about on the lectern before she came out, i was expecting the microphone to pack up part way through

The Clash, ‘Should I stay,’ blasting in her iPod earplugs.

 

[Sprocket.]

and your yurt? how ruddy is your yurt?

As ruddy as a Norfolk potato farmers nose!

 

[Pickman's model]

how fortunate she didn't dance to the microphone

 

[Sprocket.]

how fortunate she didn't dance to the microphone

Tragic, I have heard though she has two wooden legs, but strangely has real feet!

 

[brogdale]

Gotta hand it to Arlene, she does venal very well. Casually dropping into her R4 interview that she'd met with Sajid Javid yesterday...genius!

 

[danny la rouge]

Re-watching her speech I'm seeing more than a hint of "thank fuck this is almost all over" in her voice and face.

I get the feeling this is the speech she thought she was going to make a couple of weeks ago, when she kept us waiting 30 minutes while they rewrote it when it transpired there were not 48 letters.

It would be amusing if they’ve been sitting at 47 letters since then, and she’s actually been doing her best for a fortnight to provoke the last letter.

 

[elbows]

BBC Radio 5 live is asking listeners if they are 'backing Theresa May?'

David in North Yorkshire says: "I'm over the edge. This is just getting beyond a joke. The ramifications of this for me personally are that I now can't vote Conservative in the future because I can never forgive them for doing this.

"And I don’t want to vote Labour either.

"So I’m now done with politics and politicians. I’m bereft, I’m a political orphan, I can’t vote for anyone.

"The damage that these guys and girls are doing to this country is horrendous."

Oh dear how terribly sad.

 

[Ranbay]

She is still saying she can get another deal? i mean WTF?

 

[Pickman's model]

She is still saying she can get another deal? i mean WTF?

noel edmonds has been roped in. he will be enobled and will depart forthwith for brussels as britain's new brexit secretary. no one in the land knows more about deals and indeed no deals than he.

 

[DotCommunist]

Oh dear how terribly sad.

reminds me of lament in the FT some weeks back 'there is no longer a part of capital in this country'which is manifestly untrue but also LOL you twats

 

[elbows]

noel edmonds has been roped in. he will be enobled and will depart forthwith for brussels as britain's new brexit secretary. no one in the land knows more about deals and indeed no deals than he.

He won't even make it through the bus lanes of Bristol in his Brexit battle bus, for the remainers have placed stingers in his path. Plan B is for the orbs of his dead parent to make the journey on his behalf.

 

[likesfish]

there's a quantum of solace for her as she didn't believe in Brexit and did her best to try to make something out of the steaming pile of shite she was handed by a bunch of cunts who headed for the hills as soon as reality intruded into their ayn rand inspired dreams of turning UK into the next Singapore

 

[elbows]

Invest in laughing stocks now.

Lesley in Hampshire tells BBC Radio 5 live's Your Call:

"At the moment we can’t afford to lose the leader of the country, whether you agree with her politics and her principles anyway, we can’t afford as a country for her to go now.

"We’re going to end up in a situation where somebody is going to be put in as a caretaker prime minister, and we’re ending up in a country that becomes the laughing stock of Europe.

"It couldn’t get much worse."

 

[elbows]

Its times like this I'm glad I don't listen to the radio, sounds like a right shower of southern shits at the moment.

Peter in Eastbourne tells 5 live's Your Call: "They’re a bunch of nerds aren’t they?

"They’ve got a good leader. They’re not going to get a better deal. If they crawled on their hands and knees to the EU they’re not going to get a better deal than the one that's there already.

 

[MickiQ]

reminds me of lament in the FT some weeks back 'there is no longer a part of capital in this country'which is manifestly untrue but also LOL you twats

There's always been an overly cosy relationship between the Tories and Big Business, I think for a long time there was a belief that once the backbenchers had got the bile off their chest about Europe, it would be back to business as usual and whatever Brexit there was going to be was going to be weak and watery. It seems to have finally dawned on the City that many of the people they have put their faith in are deranged loons willing to take everyone over the cliff with them, It must be a shock to realise that you are not as influential as you think.

 

[Teaboy]

May's going to walk the vote if we were just to look at all the tory MP's lining up to back her and say how terrible the vote is. The actual margin will be very telling. At the moment its really only the ERG saying she's got to go, how many of the others have had enough I wonder?

 

[skyscraper101]

I was just on the bus and literally going down Whitehall as she was delivering that statement. I caught sight of her mid-statement from the top deck as I was listening to it at the same time on Radio 4 which was surreal.

Tim Farron was also on the same bus, which was less interesting.