So it has been a while since I have sent you one of my emails….but don’t think this means the expectations I have of all of you has slipped, been pushed to the side or through my start into a new decade, I have simply given up and turned a blind eye.
So let’s go through my expectations…or rules some may say…
Food
Breakfast – eat in the kitchen
Lunch – eat in the kitchen
Dinner – look you should be at home I don’t care where you eat at home (but for some reason if you are here, then kitchen)
Snacks – Can be eaten at your desk, if I have to explain to you what comes under the snack category then I’m gonna have to write a strong worded letter to your Mother
Eating in meeting rooms and pods on the 5th Floor
I suggest you read the above statement….
Hogging Meeting space
Guys come on this isn’t acceptable, these meeting spaces aren’t made for one person to sit in all day, I don’t care if you are in conference with the Pope and if you are you can speak to his holiness in your own time.
The weird Store room not everyone knows about….
Ok so there is a storage room on the street side of the 5th floor, not everyone knows it is there but the people who are aware of its existence have filled it with sweaty pants, tops and socks. When I say have filled it what I mean is they have flung their sweaty clothes in there like they had 30 seconds to get changed and run to a meeting. If any of these clothes belong to you, please can you take them home with you before they grow legs and walk off an hog a meeting pod.
So think that’s most things covered, now remember I have currently about 15 spies/spotters who report to me on a weekly basis. If you want join my army of spies, please speak to me directly, there is no extra money or certificate just the satisfaction of…”I told you so”.
