The Michael Gove File

[Sue]

popbitch say he likes getting his dick out as he is proud of its size

Fucking hell, really could've done without that.

 

[Raheem]

popbitch say he likes getting his dick out as he is proud of its size

I really hope that was the subject of the superinjuction and one day we'll get court transcripts.

 

[Orang Utan]

his nickname is Donkey, if you want to believe
Crazy Little Thing Called Gove – Popbitch
Big Mick Energy – Popbitch
The Urinal Catwalk – Popbitch

 

[Humberto]

Pob cunt

 

[Raheem]

his nickname is Donkey, if you want to believe
Crazy Little Thing Called Gove – Popbitch
Big Mick Energy – Popbitch
The Urinal Catwalk – Popbitch

Hmmm. Seems like the idea that Gove is well-hung stems from the fact that he once had the nickname "donkey". It occurs to me that might have happened for a number of reasons.

 

[brogdale]

Did I read that Gove is also on a pilot?

 

[teqniq]

Back in June apparently.

 

[brogdale]

Back in June apparently.

Soz, that should have come with a leery smiley.

 

[teqniq]

Here you go:

NHS test and trace alerted Michael Gove four days after Portugal return

Senior Tory returned from Porto after supporting Chelsea in Champions League final

www.theguardian.com

 

[Raheem]

Did I read that Gove is also on a pilot?

I heard it was a member of cabin crew.

 

[Dogsauce]

They changed the quarantine rules for Portugal so Gove and some cabinet chums could go to the football, then used another new rule to avoid having to isolate.

Still dining out on all the closeted skeletons he’s aware of from his time as a journalist then...

 

[Badgers]

Michael Gove raves at Aberdeen club as ‘merry’ Tory MP leaves punters stunned

The senior Tory MP <a href="https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area/renfrewshire/museum-celebrates-paisley-thread-mills-24858703" rel="Follow">displayed</a> some questionable dance moves in the small hours during this solo visit to Bohemia in Aberdeen city centre last night.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

Michael Gove raves at Aberdeen club as ‘merry’ Tory MP leaves punters stunned

The senior Tory MP <a href="https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area/renfrewshire/museum-celebrates-paisley-thread-mills-24858703" rel="Follow">displayed</a> some questionable dance moves in the small hours during this solo visit to Bohemia in Aberdeen city centre last night.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Christ!

 

[DownwardDog]

Michael Gove raves at Aberdeen club as ‘merry’ Tory MP leaves punters stunned

The senior Tory MP <a href="https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area/renfrewshire/museum-celebrates-paisley-thread-mills-24858703" rel="Follow">displayed</a> some questionable dance moves in the small hours during this solo visit to Bohemia in Aberdeen city centre last night.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

What particular micro sub genre of electronic music is that?

 

[eatmorecheese]

What particular micro sub genre of electronic music is that?

Cuntbeat

 

[Badgers]

What particular micro sub genre of electronic music is that?

Corrupt House

 

[DaveCinzano]

Changstep

 

[Badgers]

 

[not-bono-ever]

.

 

[Ax^]

Michael Gove raves at Aberdeen club as ‘merry’ Tory MP leaves punters stunned

The senior Tory MP <a href="https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area/renfrewshire/museum-celebrates-paisley-thread-mills-24858703" rel="Follow">displayed</a> some questionable dance moves in the small hours during this solo visit to Bohemia in Aberdeen city centre last night.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

now i'm just waiting to hear if he was served a pint of piss once he was half cut

 

[DaveCinzano]

Heard it through the Vine gripe

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

 

[scalyboy]

now i'm just waiting to hear if he was served a pint of piss once he was half cut

Thinking back to how big some of those 1989-1990 orbital raves were, Sunrise, Biology, etc, with thousands of ravers in attendance, isn't it statistically quite likely that some of us of er a certain age (ahem) would have been dancing next to Gove back in the day

F*** me, imagine coming up on that Phantasy (dodgy acid / E mixture, if that's what its was) and seeing his sweaty goblin features gurning 3 feet away from you. Nightmares on Wax indeed.

Energy Gove

A Guy Called Gove

No Gove (Start the Dance)

Higher State of Gove

I Wanna Gove You Devotion

Pacific Gove

Future Sound of Gove

French Gove by Lil Michael...

ENOUGH ALREADY

[edited to add the obvious: Charley Says]

 

[Calamity1971]

sweaty goblin

 

[scalyboy]

F*** me he's off his chump in that video clip, proper twisted his own melon

 

[scalyboy]

He should've used this for his dating app profile (see post #1368), rather than the depressed King Charles spaniel look he did use. SWIPE LEFT

 

[Sue]

He should've used this for his dating app profile (see post #1368), rather than the depressed King Charles spaniel look he did use. SWIPE LEFT

TBF which photo he uses is really the least of his worries in the online dating sphere.

 

[tommers]

This is just a "look at me, I'm normal like you other normal human people" thing isn't it? He'd know that he'd be all over social media.

 

[Dystopiary]

"People were buying him drinks"