The Michael Gove File

[DaveCinzano]

You are all being very beastly, and I for one wish them well on setting off on the tricky journey from being a couple of cunts to just a pair of cunts.

 

[elbows]

Is there a joke to be found in there somewhere about Gwyneth Paltrow writing an article for them about cuntious decoupling?

 

[Calamity1971]

Is there a joke to be found in there somewhere about Gwyneth Paltrow writing an article for them about cuntious decoupling?

 

[Calamity1971]

Oops. Didn't mean to quote you elbows

 

[Argonia]

Nearly just spilled my orange juice all over myself at that one

 

[bemused]

I love how Sarah Vine has the cheek to ask people to respect their privacy at this time.

 

[Argonia]

I love how Sarah Vine has the cheek to ask people to respect their privacy at this time.

I wonder if she will now be making her dinners in a 'forlorn little kitchen'

Sarah Vine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[colacubes]

She’s an awful human, but criticise her about her articles, not her looks ffs.

 

[stavros]

Would not be an issue unless he is doing a Phillip Schofield lie.

One made his name being upstaged by a scruffy puppet, whereas the other...

 

[Argonia]

She’s an awful human, but criticise her about her articles, not her looks ffs.

I had a mate who said the same about Ann Widdecombe and could see his point

 

[colacubes]

I had a mate who said the same about Ann Widdecombe and could see his point

Good. Cos it’s an entirely reasonable position. Especially when it’s women who usually get judged on how they look.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Raheem]

I'm a bit sad about this, because I had been hoping that Michael Gove would separate.

 

[MrSki]

 

[kenny g]

She’s an awful human, but criticise her about her articles, not her looks ffs.

But I have never seen her articles. If they are anything like her face they have turned to a pudding of shite. Her writings for the Daily Fail are shit as well.

 

[elbows]

 

[colacubes]

But I have never seen her articles. If they are anything like her face they have turned to a pudding of shite. Her writings for the Daily Fail are shit as well.

Well you have seen her articles then as you note her writings for the Mail are shit. Which they are. But criticising someone for their looks is out of order. Even if they are a hateful arsehole.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Argonia]

Good one Badgers.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03064229708536247?journalCode=rioc20

 

[strung out]

My husband’s ‘gay affair’ with Gove

A few weeks ago I discovered that while he should have been focused on the fight of his life during the referendum campaign, David Cameron was instead obsessing over whether or not his justice secretary, Michael Gove, had had an affair with my husband, Dom Cummings, campaign director of Vote...

www.spectator.co.uk

 

[Argonia]

My husband’s ‘gay affair’ with Gove

A few weeks ago I discovered that while he should have been focused on the fight of his life during the referendum campaign, David Cameron was instead obsessing over whether or not his justice secretary, Michael Gove, had had an affair with my husband, Dom Cummings, campaign director of Vote...

www.spectator.co.uk

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[brogdale]

Probs best to read the whole Speccie piece.

 

[strung out]

Probs best to read the whole Speccie piece.

Why bother when the headline and first paragraph gives you all the entertainment you need?

 

[Calamity1971]

CWS remix with added gove ..

 

[marty21]

She’s an awful human, but criticise her about her articles, not her looks ffs.

This ^^^

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read that headline. The thought of Gove and Cummings...

 

[Argonia]

I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read that headline. The thought of Gove and Cummings...

I relayed the information to my right wing mother and she just said "Hope not, spare me the details"

 

[Calamity1971]

This ^^^

No one is criticising her looks. The thread as I read it was on her having a similar hairstyle to Noel Fielding. I'm the last person who'd body shame any female.
Maybe the original author of that piece should have said Sarah and ' POB ' have split for the Lols.
Having been compared to Jerry sadowitz ( which still amuses) I'd happily take the androgynous Noel as a compliment . Anyway, Mrs and Mrs Gove are equally vile and maybe we should get back to that, or not ? Either way I cba .
If anyone wishes me to delete the picture I will.

 

[ddraig]

No one is criticising her looks. The thread as I read it was on her having a similar hairstyle to Noel Fielding. I'm the last person who'd body shame any female.
Maybe the original author of that piece should have said Sarah and ' POB ' have split for the Lols.
Having been compared to Jerry sadowitz ( which still amuses) I'd happily take the androgynous Noel as a compliment . Anyway, Mrs and Mrs Gove are equally vile and maybe we should get back to that, or not ? Either way I cba .
If anyone wishes me to delete the picture I will.

oh come on, people were criticising her looks, it's obvious, happens all the time to women in public eye