The Michael Gove File

[Pickman's model]

"I can take cocaine and carry on with my job, but if a teacher does exactly the same, then they should be sacked."

Hypocritical devious piece of mendacious shitcuntbagsewagepopeface.

popeface?

 

[Pickman's model]

That’s an awesome angle to get the prick on* “You want to be PM, but as someone who has admitted lieing on an ESTA application you will be barred from entry to the United States, will that not be an impediment to being Prime Minister, or indeed any minister of the United Kingdom. Btw, Australia will also refuse you entry, Pob.”


* In fact it will nail all these wankers who are feeling the need to fess up

We'll see a new poster on the travel to America thread shortly

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

In theory, at least

US Customs and Border Protection asks travel agents to inform them of any miscreants heading their way, and whilst no grass, it’s my job, so what can I do?

 

[Ponyutd]

Gove squirmed when Andrew Marr pointed out that he had committed a criminal offence whilst pressing for tighter penalties on others who committed such an offence.
If this drug fest confessional continues with all the contenders I await with bated breath to see if Lord Snooty enters the field, and what he will confess to

He once sniffed snuff while interviewing nannies.

 

[neonwilderness]

US Customs and Border Protection asks travel agents to inform them of any miscreants heading their way, and whilst no grass, it’s my job, so what can I do?

I’m sure you can have a pass on grassing on this occasion

 

[Pickman's model]

Michael gove was an inveterate tester
Who did strange things with Swan vesta
One day in the street
He set fire to his feet
Vexed by the denial of his esta

 

[binka]

Has anyone suggested mandatory drugs testing for all MPs yet like they have in the army?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

CORBYN TESTS POSITIVE FOR HOME MADE JAM

- Fructose frolics for the high sugar socialist
- Suspected of intent to supply in the "produce exchange" black market, without paying tax

 

[Pickman's model]

Has anyone suggested mandatory drugs testing for all MPs yet like they have in the army?

They all ought to have drugs tested on them

 

[Fez909]

This sneezing thing seems to be being repeated a lot, but Johnson has actually admitted he took coke since

Johnson admits using cocaine as a teenager

 

[vanya]

I wouldn't care about Gove snorting coke if he wasn't committed to jailing ordinary people for doing the same thing.

 

[Pickman's model]

A tory, Mike Gove, snorted coke
Which he thought was a bit of a joke
But he turned chicken
On the quayside at grytviken
And his trousers turned brown as an oak

 

[DaveCinzano]

I had to Google "jenkem". Wow.

Why Google it when the link is already there?

 

[ViolentPanda]

popeface?

Some Pontiff-looking motherfucker with the big hat.

Hmm, wouldn't that be Rees Mogg, not Gove?

 

[ViolentPanda]

popeface?

Think he meant Pobface.

 

[agricola]

popeface?

Possibly a reference to Gregory XII's last words, which were reputedly "I have not understood the world, and the world has not understood me". I'd imagine having a coke habit would induce similar confusion and would also get you fired (which is something else that happened to poor Gregory).

 

[Proper Tidy]

Wtf, was he smuggling it or something

 

[stavros]

Wtf, was he smuggling it or something

I think that's the first photo I've ever seen of Gove where he looks vaguely normal.

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

That's it, innit?

Enjoyed watching Sayeeda Warsi attempting to sink Gove's candidacy on C4 News; I presume we'll see others that Gove made enemies of doing much the same.

 

[agricola]

I'd love to know who the QC was who apparently said he had answered the questions on his ESTA application correctly:

“I don’t believe that I’ve ever on any occasion failed to tell the truth about this when asked directly,” he said, when asked if he declared his past drug use to US authorities. The Electronic System for Travel Authorisation visa waiver form for entry into the US asks: “Have you ever violated any law related to possessing, using or distributing illegal drugs?”

A spokesman later said Gove had taken legal advice from a QC who is “satisfied that Michael completed his forms correctly”.

... unless of course he actually admitted it on there. One would think that would be unlikely, though it might provide an alternate reason as to how this has come out - after all, the official story as to how this came out (that he blurted it out to lackeys during a "what are your weaknesses" session in 2016) is almost as unlikely, and if the US provided the information to his enemies (Boris) it would sort of explain why Trump denied knowing who he was last week, which was kind of bizarre even by his standards, and why they've been so gung-ho for Boris.

 

[ruffneck23]

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[greenfield]

Christ... It thought at the time it was a weird thing for Trump to say.... I guess that means he's done Boris a favour. Murky

 

[Gerry1time]

Has anyone suggested mandatory drugs testing for all MPs yet like they have in the army?

I think the idea was floated sometime in the late 90's / early 2000's when new labour was trying to introduce drug law reform. The idea was laughed out of debate, as anyone who's spent time around Westminster will understand.

 

[MrSki]

I don't think Ken Clarke is his biggest fan.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I don't think Ken Clarke is his biggest fan.

I suspect Clarke knew full-well the camera was running.

 

[hash tag]

Gove; " I have seen the damage grugs can do".

Yep, we know what you mean, we can also see the damage they have done

 

[Tankus]

Clark looks like he needs a sesh with the AA

Busy weekend

 

[andysays]

Gove; " I have seen the damage grugs can do".

Yep, we know what you mean, we can also see the damage they have done

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked etc

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I'd love to know who the QC was who apparently said he had answered the questions on his ESTA application correctly:



... unless of course he actually admitted it on there. One would think that would be unlikely, though it might provide an alternate reason as to how this has come out - after all, the official story as to how this came out (that he blurted it out to lackeys during a "what are your weaknesses" session in 2016) is almost as unlikely, and if the US provided the information to his enemies (Boris) it would sort of explain why Trump denied knowing who he was last week, which was kind of bizarre even by his standards, and why they've been so gung-ho for Boris.

To apply for an ESTA (a visa waiver) you must answer this question:

1. Have you ever violated any law related to possessing, using, or distributing illegal drugs?

If you answer Yes you will be denied an ESTA and will need to apply for a visa to enter the United States. If you are denied an ESTA on the grounds that you have taken drugs then a visa will only be granted if you are prepared to be drug-tested and a regular basis and submit the results to the US government.