The Matt Hancock File

[Orang Utan]

If he had any integrity he’d never show his face in public ever again.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I'm not totally against the idea of him dying with a heavy bergen on his back in the Brecon Beacons, but natural justice rarely works like that sadly.

 

[Calamity1971]

I bet she really enjoyed that.

 

[Orang Utan]

I bet she really enjoyed that.

WTF is going on there? Is it some deepfake thing?

 

[teqniq]

WTF is going on there? Is it some deepfake thing?

It's from 'Who dares, wins' some SAS thing on C4 according to one of the replies.

 

[Calamity1971]

WTF is going on there? Is it some deepfake thing?

The SAS reality programme he's in. I've not seen it, but apparently the trailer for next week is even worse.

 

[kabbes]

It’s part of the Tory’s attempt to win back votes. We all get to line up to push our fingers in Hancock’s face and call him a weasel-faced cunt.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

It’s part of the Tory’s attempt to win back votes. We all get to line up to push our fingers in Hancock’s face and call him a weasel-faced cunt.

It's a better offer than Keir Starmer can come up with tbf.

 

[tommers]

It looks like the sort of thing he'd pay for.

 

[elbows]

Extracts from WhatsApp that I've been sticking in the inquiry thread havent calmed down yet. Sticking one or two shorter extracts in threads like this one about specific individuals.

 

[elbows]

Failed to find a Dido thread when in a hurry, so will stick this one here too:

 

[elbows]

This came up the other day and I wanted to make sure it went in this thread too:

 

[AverageJoe]

He is being absolutely rinsed on tv at the moment in the Covid enquiry.

 

[existentialist]

I bet she really enjoyed that.

I must say, I did enjoy that. I wonder if anyone will ever leak the tapes of the full "interrogation" (I assume that's what it was, part of the usual escape and evasion drill).

She was good, though.

 

[elbows]

A fairly light grilling on testing, care home staff movement, ring of steel, claims of locking down care homes. Various evidence on the screen, including the actual policies and guidance at various moments. Not goign to go through it all now but a few of the less technical ones below. 'Creative counting' realtes to testing number and hitting Hancocks target. Hancocks response to Sedwill was actually 3 kiss emojis.

 

[elbows]

Gave weasel answers about Eat Out To Help Out and then wanked on about collective responsibility in government when shown the following on screen (Hancock is owner of the cell phone):

 

[elbows]

Oh bollocks I put those on the wrong thread, sorry, was supposed to go in the covid inquiry thread.

 

[steveo87]

But he raised eyebrows when he said Mr Anderson "was sadly, no longer with us" despite the fact the former mayor is still alive.

Matt Hancock - the gift that keeps on giving (or grift)

 

[Elpenor]

Has the Tory whip back now as a goodwill gesture with Bob Stewart (lost for being racist)

 

[brogdale]

Has the Tory whip back now as a goodwill gesture with Bob Stewart (lost for being racist)

Fucking state of that party

 

[stavros]

Is he standing again?

 

[belboid]

Nope

 

[stavros]

Once he's out of politics he'll probably try to write his memoirs and appear on reality TV.

 

[brogdale]

In front of the enquiry today...

 

[Boo Radley75]

I bet she really enjoyed that.

Not sure I can enjoy that. It feels like Hancock is living out his dominatrix fantasy or something.