The Matt Hancock File

[two sheds]

"I resigned because I broke the social distancing guidelines. By then they weren't actually rules, they weren't the law. But that's not the point. "

well why fucking mention it then?

 

[Ax^]

hey if Boris can be pm with his record of shagging

would think handcok would see this as a bonus to his chances of being pm

 

[Ming]

Jesus wept. Nauseating cunt.
The tune though .

That was the music to that segment about love stories listeners sent in to Simon Bates’ show on radio1 in the 80’s.

 

[Dogsauce]

That was the music to that segment about love stories listeners sent in to Simon Bates’ show on radio1 in the 80’s.

i think that’s the joke…

It was called ‘our tune’ I recall.

 

[Ming]

i think that’s the joke…

It was called ‘our tune’ I recall.

I thought as much lol! He’s really trying to rehabilitate his image (the fucking scumbag).

 

[brogdale]

i think that’s the joke…

It was called ‘our tune’ I recall.

Traditionally culminating in the reveal of our tune; what would that tune be for milk tray man & Gina?

 

[Ax^]

That was the music to that segment about love stories listeners sent in to Simon Bates’ show on radio1 in the 80’s.

aye but most of them were more honest than

i've been chopping my mistress since uni and suddenly i got caught

was very difficult of me and my mistress as we both had to leave our kids because we got told toget to fuck

 

[Calamity1971]

aye but most of them were more honest than

i've been chopping my mistress since uni and suddenly i got caught

was very difficult of me and my mistress as we both had to leave our kids because we got told toget to fuck

And bin bagged by my wife in front of the press .

 

[Calamity1971]

That was the music to that segment about love stories listeners sent in to Simon Bates’ show on radio1 in the 80’s.

Cheers. I knew it was a love thing on the radio but couldn't remember the DJ.

 

[Ax^]

why has no one done a hadcock version of this already

 

[Sue]

i think that’s the joke…

It was called ‘our tune’ I recall.

Cheers. I knew it was a love thing on the radio but couldn't remember the DJ.

From the Zeffirelli film of Romeo and Juliet.

 

[Ming]

Traditionally culminating in the reveal of our tune; what would that tune be for milk tray man & Gina?

 

[teqniq]

The only thing to say about Hancock is he has immense self-regard and chutzpah:

Matt Hancock to publish tell-all book on government’s handling of pandemic

The former health secretary will look back at how he and his fellow ministers handled the coronavirus outbreak

www.theguardian.com

Also: 'So I facilitated a lot of very dodgy PPE contracts for my mates and then lied about it. but they all got fabulously rich, so that's ok isn't it?'.

 

[philosophical]

Hancock is pathetically desperate for a re-launch
He has already tried to make his Willy tingling episode into the love story of the age.
He remains a slimy greedy cunt who directed huge amounts of money to friends and relatives.

 

[quiet guy]

He must be pig sick that he is the only one of the band of bastards to be forced out given all the stuff the rest of them have done since

 

[Dandred]

 

[Ax^]

 

[ruffneck23]

So LBC decided to give the twat a slot on JOB's show whilst he is on holidays, but he didnt seem to like this call...

 

[brogdale]

Enjoyed this live...

 

[brogdale]

Enjoyed this live...

Just look at him edge forwards in front that woman...priceless.

 

[brogdale]

Then the little face afterwards.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Matt Hancock suspended as Tory MP for joining I'm a Celeb cast

The former health secretary is punished by his party after announcing he will join the reality show.

www.bbc.co.uk

Former health secretary Matt Hancock has been suspended as a Conservative MP after joining the cast of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!
Mr Hancock will swap representing his constituents at Westminster for eating bugs in the jungle.
But Tory party managers have taken a dim view of the West Suffolk MP's decision to take part in a reality TV show while Parliament is sitting.
The Tory chief whip said it was "serious enough" to warrant suspension.
Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of the West Suffolk Conservative Association, said he was looking forward to seeing Mr Hancock "eating a kangaroo's penis".

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Any word on whether it will be detached from the roo or not?

 

[cesare]

Matt Hancock suspended as Tory MP for joining I'm a Celeb cast

The former health secretary is punished by his party after announcing he will join the reality show.

www.bbc.co.uk

Didn't Nadine Dorries do the same thing? Or have I just made that up?

 

[Supine]

 

[A380]

I never vote on these type of shows.

Until now…

 

[philosophical]

I have never once watched this television programme.
Anyway I hope Hancock suffers.

 

[souljacker]

Didn't Nadine Dorries do the same thing? Or have I just made that up?

She did and IIRC, didn't even tell anyone she was going. Then got ITV to pay her 80k fee to her 'company' thereby claiming she didn't have to tell the parliamentary standards people. Bizarrely, she then threatened to sue the parliamentary standards committee because it was a witch hunt.

She only got the whip removed though whereas Hancock seems to have been given a full suspension.

 

[cupid_stunt]

She did and IIRC, didn't even tell anyone she was going. Then got ITV to pay her 80k fee to her 'company' thereby claiming she didn't have to tell the parliamentary standards people. Bizarrely, she then threatened to sue the parliamentary standards committee because it was a witch hunt.

She only got the whip removed though whereas Hancock seems to have been given a full suspension.

Having the whip removed does basically mean you are suspended as a MP for that party, and have to sit as a independent MP.

 

[PR1Berske]