The Dominic Cummings file

[clicker]

We need CCTV footage of him taking an alfresco dump; into a Starbucks carton.

 

[agricola]

And all pissed in the same 2L Coke bottle.

would enough for each of the cabinet to take a shot before they tweeted out their defences?

 

[ska invita]

This shows how important Cummings is for Johnson.
This isn't just your regular cuntish double down

 

[redsquirrel]

Let’s see what the next few days brings. The daily mail readers seem apoplectic with rage after that so that’s good.

Sure, and the papers could be holding something back for Monday and Cummings may well have to go. I'm just saying that under the circumstances I think the press conference was handled reasonably well (from the govs position).

 

[Ted Striker]

This is fairly succint. Quite how he thinks he will get by not answering some of these is baffling

 

[two sheds]

This shows how important Cummings is for Johnson.
This isn't just your regular cuntish double down

Yep it's into the realm of hero worship.

 

[Sprocket.]

I’m following my instincts from now on.
Fuck em.
Stay safe folks and fuck em up.

 

[Raheem]

We need CCTV footage of him taking an alfresco dump; into a Starbucks carton.

Define "need".

 

[cupid_stunt]

WATCH: Civil service Twitter account slams Boris Johnson’s defence of D...

Shortly after Boris Johnson's press conference at Downing Street, where he defended his chief adviser Dominic Cummings, the official UK...

www.theneweuropean.co.uk

The official civil service Twitter account wrote after: “Arrogant and offensive.

“Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?”

It tweeted the message about 20 minutes after the conclusion of Johnson’s appearance in front of cameras.

The message received almost 22,000 likes and more than 16,000 retweets before being deleted.

It's funny as fuck, isn't it.

 

[JimW]

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a man shitting into a Starbucks carton - forever.

 

[two sheds]

Not read the article but agree with headline

Dominic Cummings' lockdown breaking 'spits in face' of NHS staff, ICU doctor says

‘Haven’t seen my parents since January,’ Dr Dominic Pimenta says

www.independent.co.uk

 

[agricola]

Sure, and the papers could be holding something back for Monday and Cummings may well have to go. I'm just saying that under the circumstances I think the press conference was handled reasonably well (from the govs position).

I am not sure that is true, even if you only compare it to the three Shapps disasters over the past 24 hours.

 

[Buckaroo]

we can't exactly take to the streets at the moment.

If your instinct is to riot, stay alert, stay safe and stay angry.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not read the article but agree with headline

Dominic Cummings' lockdown breaking 'spits in face' of NHS staff, ICU doctor says

‘Haven’t seen my parents since January,’ Dr Dominic Pimenta says

www.independent.co.uk

“Frankly, Cummings spits in the face of all our efforts, the whole #NHS,” he said. ”If he doesn’t resign, I will.”

 

[DaveCinzano]

He repeated about 50 times that the man had isolated ‘for 14 days or more’ which can so easily be proved wrong.

In this sort of situation, you make damn sure you know the exact answer, and it is not anything ‘or more’ and it is not anything ‘or less’; it is “thirteen days”, it is “fourteen days”, it is “fifteen days”, it is whatever the fuck it is.

The only time it is ‘more’ or ‘less’ is WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW THE ANSWER AND ARE TRYING TO WING IT LIKE A PRIVILEGED POSH CUNT WHO DIDN'T DO ANY HOMEWORK OR REVISION BUT STILL THINKS HE DESERVES TO ACE IT.

 

[two sheds]

Yes the other outright denial was the date (14th?) which does make you think it was 13th or 15th.

 

[bimble]

In this sort of situation, you make damn sure you know the exact answer, and it is not anything ‘or more’ and it is not anything ‘or less’; it is “thirteen days”, it is “fourteen days”, it is “fifteen days”, it is whatever the fuck it is.

The only time is is ‘more’ or ‘less’ is WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW THE ANSWER AND ARE TRYING TO WING IT LIKE A PRIVILEGED POSH CUNT WHO DIDN'T DO ANY HOMEWORK OR REVISION BUT STILL THINKS HE DESERVES TO ACE IT.

In this sort of situation I think you (someone with a basic grasp of the shit situation you’re in) you just don’t say it at all because you suspect that tomorrow there might be proof that he went strolling about picking daisies or whatever instead of sitting in that barn for 14 days ‘or more’.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I wonder who his phone provider is?

Maybe he got 5Ged

 

[platinumsage]

I am now hearing his child has a medical condition which has some bearing on the situation. Not sure whether to post about it really though.

 

[The39thStep]

In an alternative world Johnson would be VAR reviewer

 

[tommers]

I've done that journey lots of times, with either one or two children too. Don't think i have ever done it without stopping. Fill up before you go, but you still need a toilet break or give the kids a chance to stretch their legs.

 

[The39thStep]

I am now hearing his child has a medical condition which has some bearing on the situation. Not sure whether to post about it really though.

Not one that impacts on him dressing up as a doctor administering Ribena to his sick father though?

 

[two sheds]

I am now hearing his child has a medical condition which has some bearing on the situation. Not sure whether to post about it really though.

Still, though. Did he take the son there for his parents to look after? He's saying no now, but then why drive all that distance just for his sister to deliver food? I get Tesco to deliver here and I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere.

 

[bimble]

 

[agricola]

I am now hearing his child has a medical condition which has some bearing on the situation. Not sure whether to post about it really though.

it should make no bearing on the situation, given that they've already said none of the rest of the family helped with childcare

 

[DaveCinzano]

Perhaps all that EU farm subsidy gold paid for a direct pipeline from Lourdes?

 

[platinumsage]

Not one that impacts on him dressing up as a doctor administering Rubens to his sick father though?

No not that kind of medical condition.

 

[platinumsage]

it should make no bearing on the situation, given that they've already said none of the rest of the family helped with childcare

But it seems it was the best place for the child, should family help have been necessary.

 

[cyril_smear]

I am now hearing his child has a medical condition which has some bearing on the situation. Not sure whether to post about it really though.

go for it

 

[Pickman's model]

But it seems it was the best place for the child, should family help have been necessary.