The Dominic Cummings file

[planetgeli]

DH1 3SU · Durham

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[LDC]

Of course, a cottage on the estate, stupid me, why didn't we all know that, that's where we'd all stay when we visited our parents, the self contained flat on the estate, obviously.

 

[two sheds]

Shapps said a separate 'property' but I think he's just using property to mean building cause he's thick. It was reputedly an outbuilding.

More like a stable that he thinks he was born in.

 

[Tankus]

Cummings soon to a place near you

 

[redsquirrel]

That prick should know

 

[co-op]

Isn't he supposed to be some kind of genius? Shouldn't he have seen this coming ?

He's a one-trick pony really, he obviously did some really good detailed analysis of the missing voters of 2001-2019, the ones who dropped out of voting for both major parties and was very good at using the latest methods of targeting them via SM etc. So he could look Olympian and insightful at a GE based on brexit etc and he used his success on that to parlay himself into an incredibly powerful position in the govt.

But off that turf he's just another hack, in fact probably worse than average because he's so inflated with a sense of his own omnipotence and untouchability.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Worried that the pox-ridden spiv was going to rifle through the Christmas club tin, probably

“Dom, are you sure you don't know where the EU subsidy money has gone?”

 

[kenny g]

Does anyone know who's fronting today's press conference. Please let it be Priti. She's a liability at the best of times, watching her attempt to navigate this would be brilliant.

If you think you do know there is money to be made:

https://starsports.bet/event/522588/who-will-hold-todays-government-daily-briefing-

 

[redsquirrel]

He's a one-trick pony really, he obviously did some really good detailed analysis of the missing voters of 2001-2019, the ones who dropped out of voting for both major parties and was very good at using the latest methods of targeting them via SM etc. So he could look Olympian and insightful at a GE based on brexit etc and he used his success on that to parlay himself into an incredibly powerful position in the govt.

But off that turf he's just another hack, in fact probably worse than average because he's so inflated with a sense of his own omnipotence and untouchability.

Don't know the extent of his input into the gov's actions in autumn last year but he was probably involved in that strategy, one that consistently outmanoeuvred the opposition parties and liberal pro-remain elite. Making the battle political rather than technical/legal - proroguing parliament, withdrawing the whip from waverers - was an excellent move and one that delivered the majority in December.

 

[Supine]

 

[Petcha]

If you think you do know there is money to be made:

https://starsports.bet/event/522588/who-will-hold-todays-government-daily-briefing-

Raab favourite?

He can play a good dead bat but I think Gove at 10/1 is good value.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Before further accusations emerged, Mr Johnson is said to have ‘thrown a protective ring’ around his most trusted adviser, claiming he had a ‘compelling case’ for the trip to Durham as he needed childcare for his four-year-old.

Metro link.

I suspect that will turn out to be as successful as the 'protective ring' they threw around care homes.

 

[ruffneck23]

Just emailed my loathsome MP , asking for assurance that he would be encouraging DC's resignation.


This is how bored I am

 

[DaveCinzano]

If you think you do know there is money to be made:

https://starsports.bet/event/522588/who-will-hold-todays-government-daily-briefing-

Given his shapeshifter-like ability to be simultaneously in both Durham and London without needing to actually travel like mere mortals, I imagine you would get only the shortest of odds on His Oddness himself.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just emailed my loathsome MP , asking for assurance that he would be encouraging DC's resignation.


This is how bored I am

You've spelt bj wrong

 

[Treacle Toes]

People make good use of their time....

 

[Sue]

Indeed.

He's not a man doing the best by his family, he's not a doting dad, he's not a misunderstood maverick sailing against the wind; he's a privately-educated, thinks-he's-better-than-everyone-else, fuck-the-proles, self-important, self-satisfied, selfish prick, who is so contemptuous for others, so inured to the personal pain or tragedy endured of others, that he only sees this in terms of what best suits him, values only his own opinion, and does only that which he chooses to do and discomforts himself the least.

A whiney, indulged, over-privileged man-baby.

But what do you really think?

 

[ruffneck23]

You've spelt bj wrong

To be fair , I didnt even greet it by name. Just a curt ' Hello '

Dont think I got your post at first , sigh

 

[DaveCinzano]

But what do you really think?

‘But on the other hand...’

 

[kenny g]

He's a one-trick pony really, he obviously did some really good detailed analysis of the missing voters of 2001-2019, the ones who dropped out of voting for both major parties and was very good at using the latest methods of targeting them via SM etc. So he could look Olympian and insightful at a GE based on brexit etc and he used his success on that to parlay himself into an incredibly powerful position in the govt.

But off that turf he's just another hack, in fact probably worse than average because he's so inflated with a sense of his own omnipotence and untouchability.

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DH1 3SU · Durham

Postcode

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Amazingly dangerous looking turning into the property from the dual carriageway. Also the bridleway to open country is directly the other side of the dual carriageway. Here's to hoping he regularly takes full advantage of the opportunities for night walks after a few bottles of vino.

 

[The39thStep]

I'm still a bit confused as to why, if the Cabinet view is 'Cummings was doing the right thing in protecting his wife and son 'by driving up to Durham, that his Mrs penned an entirely different account of a lockdown for The Spectator. Not only giving the impression they were in London but describes and promotes the role of their 4 year old son , Alexander Cedd known as Ceddy in caring for Cummings .

Ceddy, had 'administered' Ribena to Mr Cummings with the 'grim insistence of a Broadmoor nurse'.

'This might be my only useful advice for other double-Covid parents or single mothers with pre-schoolers,'

'Get out the doctor's kit and make it your child's job to take your temperature. Any game that involves lying down is a good game.'

Completely contradicts later statements that food was left outside of the door of the out building he was staying in at his parents gaff. Who is telling the truth here?

 

[phillm]

Amazingly dangerous looking turning into the property from the dual carriageway. Also the bridleway to open country is directly the other side of the dual carriageway. Here's to hoping he regularly takes full advantage of the opportunities for night walks after a few bottles of vino.
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nearest pub is called The Honest Lawyer.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm still a bit confused as to why, if the Cabinet view is 'Cummings was doing the right thing in protecting his wife and son 'by driving up to Durham, that his Mrs penned an entirely different account of a lockdown for The Spectator. Not only giving the impression they were in London but describes and promotes the role of their 4 year old son , Alexander Cedd known as Ceddy in caring for Cummings .

Completely contradicts later statements that food was left outside of the door of the out building he was staying in at his parents gaff. Who is telling the truth here?

Just because they're providing completely different accounts that don't logically fit together doesn't mean that they are contradictory or that there isn't some kind of magical, holistic truth to it

 

[FiFi]

I'm still a bit confused as to why, if the Cabinet view is 'Cummings was doing the right thing in protecting his wife and son 'by driving up to Durham, that his Mrs penned an entirely different account of a lockdown for The Spectator. Not only giving the impression they were in London but describes and promotes the role of their 4 year old son , Alexander Cedd known as Ceddy in caring for Cummings .

Completely contradicts later statements that food was left outside of the door of the out building he was staying in at his parents gaff. Who is telling the truth here?

Well, he's a SPAD and she's a journalist, so ...

 

[marty21]

Tories love to plot.

 

[planetgeli]

I'm still a bit confused as to why, if the Cabinet view is 'Cummings was doing the right thing in protecting his wife and son 'by driving up to Durham, that his Mrs penned an entirely different account of a lockdown for The Spectator. Not only giving the impression they were in London but describes and promotes the role of their 4 year old son , Alexander Cedd known as Ceddy in caring for Cummings .

Completely contradicts later statements that food was left outside of the door of the out building he was staying in at his parents gaff. Who is telling the truth here?

Hmmm, I wonder.

'I couldn't take my eyes off Dom's heaving chest...as he threw shapes in his parent's garden to the sounds of Abba.'

The Booker Prize for best fiction of 2020 goes to...

 

[keybored]

Snapps says the father alerted Durham Police to his sons presence at the house for security issues.

Caught the little bastard pilfering the silverware again.

 

[teqniq]

He wont go.

It's amazing isn't it? He's already in contempt of parliament, he's lied and it now turns out he went twice:

 

[Supine]

 

[teqniq]

He doesn't seem to be trending on twitter just now. It's the strangest thing.

According to some people it's to do with the hashtag algorithm not favouring words that may be offensive so as his surname starts with #cum .....