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The Dominic Cummings file

Emailed my MP again , expressing fury and dismay at not having heard back from the first email etc
My MP is a lazy feckless Tory who's only interest is his career. Blocks people on social media who ask questions, never responds to emails and is barely ever even here.

 
Nice one will do the same. Also worth emailing the PM as well. He will get a read-out of the stats as a dipstick of public opinion. He likes to be liked as well but hat horse has well and truly bolted. Before Brexit he could ride around on his bike and get a cheery wave from the 'peeple' which added to his self-esteem. Not anymore.

Some text CAPS, some text underlined some text in red and sign off in green for an authentic old-school tory feel?
 
got a reply, this is from pure greenbelt surrey...

Thank you for your email. The local Mole Valley email address is not constantly monitored, this address for Sir Paul is readily available in the public domain. It may be helpful to explain that Sir Paul and his small team have received hundreds - and possibly by the end of today thousands - of emails about Dominic Cummings. This is in addition to our normal casework from constituents who have urgent problems of housing, finance, benefits etc. We deal with these as a priority. Emails registering outrage (with some exceptions) at Mr Cummings will be responded to as soon as possible (very unfortunately we have to eat and sleep occasionally) , and we would appreciate your patience.



Yours sincerely,



Office of Sir Paul Beresford

ETA my reply.

Thanks for your email.

I am sorry Mr Cummings has put such stress your selves and your staff and the nation as a whole.

Regards
 
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got a reply, this is from pure greenbelt surrey...

Thank you for your email. The local Mole Valley email address is not constantly monitored, this address for Sir Paul is readily available in the public domain. It may be helpful to explain that Sir Paul and his small team have received hundreds - and possibly by the end of today thousands - of emails about Dominic Cummings. This is in addition to our normal casework from constituents who have urgent problems of housing, finance, benefits etc. We deal with these as a priority. Emails registering outrage (with some exceptions) at Mr Cummings will be responded to as soon as possible (very unfortunately we have to eat and sleep occasionally) , and we would appreciate your patience.



Yours sincerely,



Office of Sir Paul Beresford

Oooooo passive aggressive I hope you feel really GUILTY!!!

Eta possibly e-mail back saying "well sack the cunt then, I won't bother you any more".
 
got a reply, this is from pure greenbelt surrey...

Thank you for your email. The local Mole Valley email address is not constantly monitored, this address for Sir Paul is readily available in the public domain. It may be helpful to explain that Sir Paul and his small team have received hundreds - and possibly by the end of today thousands - of emails about Dominic Cummings. This is in addition to our normal casework from constituents who have urgent problems of housing, finance, benefits etc. We deal with these as a priority. Emails registering outrage (with some exceptions) at Mr Cummings will be responded to as soon as possible (very unfortunately we have to eat and sleep occasionally) , and we would appreciate your patience.



Yours sincerely,



Office of Sir Paul Beresford

ETA my reply.

Thanks for your email.

I am sorry Mr Cummings has put such stress your selves and your staff and the nation as a whole.

Regards
this requires a passive aggressive reply on the side of the office :thumbs:
 
Emailed my MP again , expressing fury and dismay at not having heard back from the first email etc
I will do this again later :D

Will write to the local newspapers too.

I think it will be something like this:

Cummings has behaved like a weak Pablo Escobar. With the country in 'prison' he used his status (with the support of the disgraced elite) to leave prison on a jolly to Durham AND Barnard Market. He brought death to that region and his lies/excuses make my blood run cold.
 
The thing I find most delightful about this is how having presented themselves as some kind of anti-elite crusaders for the past number of years, all this is coming back in their faces now that they’ve demonstrated they think they are above us all and outside of the rules. All that hatred of the elite they stirred up is now steered right back at them.
 
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