The Betting Shop II

[Pickman's model]

*trusses up marty21 and hangs him (by his jacket) from a peg so he can't harm anyone*

 

[marty21]

*mmm obviously forgot about the cleaver*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs on screen and points to clock*

 

[Pickman's model]

*helps flimsier up onto the chair*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Shouts at flimsier and tells him to be a man about it*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Clears out boot of car for later operation*

 

[Pickman's model]

ernie, there's no time for that sort of thing. (post 1265)

 

[ernestolynch]

*Puts noose around f's neck*

 

[ernestolynch]

Thinks - hold on - hangings too good for him*

 

[Pickman's model]

*kicks chair away*

no time to waste, ernie!

 

[ernestolynch]

*Bangs screen in a frenzy*

 

[Pickman's model]

*pushes marty21 over to ernie*

shall i let him go?

 

[marty21]

pickman trips up, marty21 had sneakily tied his shoe laces together, ernie bangs on screen ignoring marty21 as he ambles out the door, and gets into a super fast car having locked the door of the bookies from the outside and thrown the only key down the drain*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Wakes marty21 out of his dreamy stupor*
*Neckshots him briskly*
*Rolls his limp cadaver down the steps*

 

[Pickman's model]

pickman trips up, marty21 had sneakily tied his shoe laces together, ernie bangs on screen ignoring marty21 as he ambles out the door, and gets into a super fast car having locked the door from the outside and thrown the only key down the drain*

*takes shoes off, picks up armalite and shoots out tyres of car*

marty, marty, why did you chuck the car keys down the drain?

 

[ernestolynch]

*Tells lads we should get round to Teejay's and the amelia's*
*Phones for friendly black taxi*

 

[marty21]

*takes shoes off, picks up armalite and shoots out tyres of car*

marty, marty, why did you chuck the car keys down the drain?

*ghost edits post*

 

[Pickman's model]

*pours petrol over the shop, takes out marty's zippo, lights it, and leaves the shop, throwing lighter back in. watches till shop catches fire, then walks off*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Hands friendly black cab driver two addresses and gets in back*
*Strokes armalite*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Notes long journey*
*Taps on cab's perspex screen*

 

[Pickman's model]

where to, guv?

 

[ernestolynch]

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.s...n,+SE15&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf

 

[Pickman's model]

at this time of night?

*revs up and drives off*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Goes back for a nose*

*Finds a Bristol Rovers mug*
*And an Everton keyring*
*And a Greece lapel badge*
*And a Millwall cufflink*

 

[flimsier]

Bristol Rovers?

This shop will be open for the start of the new football season, ignoring all their dull fantasies above.

I will be paying out on PMs bet if when I look back I haven't paid out already.

All bets stand (but no new ones at the moment).

I'm trying to sort a few things out (in the real world) and I'm on holiday in a bit, so won't be here much - hence the suspension of the betting shop.

 

[ernestolynch]

Fucking hell! It must be a ghost!

 

[Pickman's model]

Fucking hell! It must be a ghost!

his spirit's unwilling to die!

 

[ernestolynch]

Do you know of an exorcist?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[ernestolynch]

*Steps away from flimsier*