The Betting Shop II

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DIVISION ONE
Arsenal 5/4
Chelsea 7/4
Manchester United 5/2
Liverpool 14/1
Newcastle United 66/1
Middlesbrough 150/1
Aston Villa 200/1
Tottenham Hotspur 200/1
Birmingham City 250/1
Blackburn Rovers 500/1
Fulham 500/1
Bolton Wanderers 750/1
Charlton Athletic 750/1
Manchester City 750/1
Southampton 750/1
Everton 1250/1
Portsmouth 1250/1
Crystal Palace 2000/1
Norwich City 2000/1
West Bromwich Albion 2000/1

 

[flimsier]

Because I did not read your post probably,can you scrub that bet i will be back in a bit, just going to the newsagents for fags and a copy of Racing Post

Read the first post: a bet is a bet.

Put another hundred on if you like, but I'm too authoritarian to scrub your bet.

 

[Red Faction]

Can I have £1000 of credit in good faith that I will make a server donation within the next 2 weeks?

 

[flimsier]

Flim £100 on Swindon, Champions Div 2 or what ever its called now,please

I understand the reasons... but never ever edit your bet. Post another post.

Just to ensure fairness when I'm not here.

If I hadn't seen it, you'd have been barred from the betting shop.

But welcome

Like the refit?

Oh, and £100 taken. Thanks!

 

[flimsier]

Can I have £1000 of credit in good faith that I will make a server donation within the next 2 weeks?

Read the first post. YOu may be pleasantly surprised!

(But make the donation - I'll increase your total by a grand! )

 

[flimsier]

The FA Cup:


Arsenal 3/1
Chelsea 7/2
Manchester United 9/2
Liverpool 7/1
Newcastle United 11/1
Aston Villa 16/1
Middlesbrough 20/1
Birmingham City 25/1
Tottenham Hotspur 25/1
Blackburn Rovers 33/1
Fulham 33/1
Manchester City 33/1
Charlton Athletic 40/1
Everton 40/1
Southampton 40/1
Bolton Wanderers 50/1
Portsmouth 66/1
West Bromwich Albion 80/1
Crystal Palace 100/1
Leicester City 100/1
Norwich City 100/1
Sunderland 100/1
West Ham United 100/1
Wolverhampton Wanderers 100/1
Ipswich Town 125/1
Leeds United 125/1
Wigan Athletic 125/1
Coventry City 150/1
Millwall 150/1
Nottingham Forest


Others by request

e/w 1/2 the odds first 2

 

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Premiership e/w terms available on request!

 

[flimsier]

The <spits> Carling cup
Chelsea 9/2
Liverpool 6/1
Newcastle 6/1
Aston Villa 8/1
Manchester United 10/1
Arsenal 14/1
Middlesbrough 14/1
Birmingham City 16/1
Tottenham 16/1
Manchester City 18/1
Blackburn Rovers 20/1
Charlton Athletic 20/1
Fulham 20/1
Southampton 20/1
Everton 25/1
Bolton Wanderers 33/1
Portsmouth 33/1
Crystal Palace 50/1
Norwich City 50/1
W.B.A. 50/1
Ipswich Town 66/1
Leeds United 66/1
Leicester City 66/1
Sunderland 66/1
West Ham United 66/1
Wolverhampton Wanderers 66/1
Coventry City 80/1
Millwall 80/1
Nottingham Forest 80/1
Wigan Athletic 80/1

 

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Relegation betting:


Crystal Palace 4/11
Norwich City 2/5
West Bromwich Albion 4/9
Portsmouth 7/4
Everton 5/2
Blackburn Rovers 6/1
Manchester City 5/1
Bolton Wanderers 7/1
Southampton 7/1
Charlton Athletic 9/1
Tottenham Hotspur 8/1
Fulham 8/1
Birmingham City 18/1
Aston Villa 25/1
Middlesbrough 25/1
Newcastle United 50/1
Liverpool 100/1
Manchester United 350/1
Chelsea 500/1
Arsenal 1000/1


To be honest: these are minimum odds - go for an outsider and I can definitely do better... Request if you want!

 

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Top scorer in the prem:

(on these, e/w is 0.25 the odds, top 4)

Thierry Henry 3/1
Ruud van Nistelrooy 4/1
Didier Drogba 8/1
Michael Owen 10/1
Alan Shearer 14/1
Djibril Cisse 14/1
Mateja Kezman 14/1
Louis Saha 20/1
Jimmy Hasselbaink 22/1
Eidur Gudjohnsen 25/1
Milan Baros 25/1
Nicolas Anelka 25/1
Jermaine Defoe 28/1
Patrick Kluivert 28/1
Wayne Rooney 28/1
Juan Pablo Angel 33/1
James Beattie 40/1
Kevin Phillips 40/1
Mark Viduka 40/1
Mikael Forssell 40/1
Alan Smith 50/1
Jose Antonio Reyes 50/1
Adrian Mutu 66/1
Andrew Cole 66/1
Craig Bellamy 66/1
Robbie Keane 66/1
Yakubu 66/1
Emile Heskey 80/1
Robert Pires 80/1
Robin van Persie 80/1
Cristiano Ronaldo 100/1
Darius Vassell 100/1
Jonathan Stead 100/1
Shola Ameobi 100/1
Carlton Cole 125/1
Fowler 125/1
Frederic Kanoute 125/1
Jeffers 150/1
Maccarone 150/1
Radzinski 150/1
A N Johnson 200/1
Lua Lua 200/1

 

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Match bets for the season: (who will finish higher?)


Wolves vs West Ham - Season Match Bet
5/6 Wolves 5/6 West Ham 15:00h

Sunderland vs Leicester - Season Match Bet
8/11 Sunderland evens Leicester 15:00h

Ipswich vs Wigan - Season Match Bet
5/6 Ipswich 5/6 Wigan 15:00h

Leeds vs Sheffield United - Season Match Bet
5/6 Leeds 5/6 Sheffield United 15:00h

Nottingham Forest vs Reading - Season Match Bet
8/11 Nottingham Forest evens Reading 15:00h

Millwall vs Coventry - Season Match Bet
8/11 Millwall evens Coventry 15:00h

Cardiff vs Plymouth - Season Match Bet
8/11 Cardiff evens Plymouth 15:00h

Preston vs Stoke - Season Match Bet
5/6 Preston 5/6 Stoke 15:00h

Q.P.R vs Derby - Season Match Bet
4/6 Q.P.R 11/10 Derby 15:00h

Watford vs Brighton - Season Match Bet
8/13 Watford 6/5 Brighton 15:00h

Burnley vs Crewe - Season Match Bet
5/6 Burnley 5/6 Crewe 15:00h

Gillingham vs Rotherham - Season Match Bet
5/6 Gillingham 5/6 Rotherham 15:00h

Bristol City vs Tranmere - Season Match Bet
4/6 Bristol City 11/10 Tranmere 15:00h

Hull vs Sheffield Wednesday - Season Match Bet
4/6 Hull 11/10 Sheffield Wednesday 15:00h

Swindon vs Walsall - Season Match Bet
8/11 Swindon evens Walsall 15:00h

Barnsley vs Doncaster - Season Match Bet
4/6 Barnsley 11/10 Doncaster 15:00h

Hartlepool vs Luton - Season Match Bet
5/6 Hartlepool 5/6 Luton 15:00h

Brentford vs Port Vale - Season Match Bet
5/6 Brentford 5/6 Port Vale 15:00h

Huddersfield vs Stockport - Season Match Bet
5/6 Huddersfield 5/6 Stockport 15:00h

Bournemouth vs Milton Keynes - Season Match Bet
4/6 Bournemouth 11/10 Milton Keynes 15:00h

Blackpool vs Bradford - Season Match Bet
5/6 Blackpool 5/6 Bradford 15:00h

Oldham vs Wrexham - Season Match Bet
8/11 Oldham evens Wrexham 15:00h

Colchester vs Peterborough - Season Match Bet
5/6 Colchester 5/6 Peterborough 15:00h

Torquay vs Chesterfield - Season Match Bet
8/15 Torquay 11/8 Chesterfield 15:00h

Northampton vs Yeovil - Season Match Bet
2/5 Northampton 7/4 Yeovil 15:00h

Chester vs Grimsby - Season Match Bet
8/11 Chester evens Grimsby 15:00h

Mansfield vs Nott County - Season Match Bet
5/6 Mansfield 5/6 Nott County 15:00h

Lincoln vs Boston United - Season Match Bet
8/11 Lincoln evens Boston United 15:00h

Bristol Rovers vs Swansea - Season Match Bet
8/13 Bristol Rovers 6/5 Swansea 15:00h

Oxford vs Wycombe - Season Match Bet
8/11 Oxford evens Wycombe 15:00h

Leyton Orient vs Southend - Season Match Bet
5/6 Leyton Orient 5/6 Southend 15:00h

Cambridge vs Rushden - Season Match Bet
5/6 Cambridge 5/6 Rushden 15:00h

Cheltenham vs Shrewsbury - Season Match Bet
5/6 Cheltenham 5/6 Shrewsbury 15:00h

Bury vs Darlington - Season Match Bet
8/11 Bury evens Darlington 15:00h

Kidderminster vs Macclesfield - Season Match Bet
8/11 Kidderminster evens Macclesfield 15:00h

Scunthorpe vs Rochdale - Season Match Bet
8/11 Scunthorpe evens Rochdale 15:00h

Monday 16th of August, 2004


Arsenal vs Chelsea - Season Match Bet
8/11 Arsenal evens Chelsea 15:00h

Manchester United vs Liverpool - Season Match Bet
1/4 Manchester United 11/4 Liverpool 15:00h

Newcastle vs Middlesbrough - Season Match Bet
1/2 Newcastle 6/4 Middlesbrough 15:00h

Aston Villa vs Birmingham - Season Match Bet
8/11 Aston Villa evens Birmingham 15:00h

Tottenham vs Fulham - Season Match Bet
4/11 Tottenham 2/1 Fulham 15:00h

Blackburn vs Bolton - Season Match Bet
1/2 Blackburn 6/4 Bolton 15:00h

Charlton vs Southampton - Season Match Bet
5/6 Charlton 5/6 Southampton 15:00h

Manchester City vs Everton - Season Match Bet
4/7 Manchester City 5/4 Everton 15:00h

Portsmouth vs Crystal Palace - Season Match Bet
8/15 Portsmouth 11/8 Crystal Palace 15:00h

Norwich vs West Brom - Season Match Bet
5/6 Norwich 5/6 West Brom

 

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Top scorer in the second:


order ODDS BET NOW OR ADD TO MULTIPLE
Robert Earnshaw 8/1
David Connolly 10/1
David Johnson 10/1
Michael Ricketts 10/1
Barry Hayles 12/1
Jason Roberts 14/1
Nathan Ellington 14/1
Bobby Zamora 16/1
Carl Cort 16/1
Darren Bent 16/1
Ioan Ganea 16/1
Marlon Harewood 16/1
Rebrov 16/1
Ricardo Fuller 16/1
Dion Dublin 20/1
Kenny Miller 20/1
Leon Knight 20/1
Nathan Blake 20/1
Brian Deane 25/1
Gary McSheffrey 25/1
Marlon King 25/1
Robbie Blake 25/1
Stefan Moore 25/1
Teddy Sheringham 25/1
Andy Gray 33/1
Danny Dichio 33/1
Dean Bowditch 33/1
Marcus Stewart 33/1
Stevie Crawford 33/1
David Healy 40/1
Dean Ashton 40/1
Eddie Johnson 40/1
Jamie Scowcroft 40/1
Julian Joachim 40/1
Kevin Gallen 40/1
Neil Harris 40/1
Nicky Forster 40/1
Paul Furlong 40/1
Shaun Goater 40/1
Tommy Smith 40/1
Ade Akinbiyi 50/1
Heider Helguson 50/1
Kevin Kyle 50/1
Paul Peschisolido 50/1
Dave Kitson 66/1
Gifton Noel-Williams 66/1
Iwan Roberts 66/1
Junior 66/1
Molango 66/1
Patrick Agyemang 66/1
Scott Fitzgerald 80/1

e/w is 1/4 top 3

 

[Red Faction]

How on earth is Rebrov higher than Sheringham?!

 

[flimsier]

Promotion betting:


Div 2
Wolverhampton Wanderers 6/5
West Ham United 5/4
Sunderland 7/4
Leicester City 2/1
Ipswich Town 3/1
Leeds United 3/1
Sheffield United 3/1
Wigan Athletic 3/1
Nottingham Forest 7/2
Reading 4/1
Coventry City 6/1
Millwall 6/1
Cardiff City 9/1
Plymouth Argyle 10/1
Preston North End 10/1
Queens Park Rangers 10/1
Stoke City 10/1
Derby County 16/1
Watford 20/1
Brighton and Hove Albion 33/1
Burnley 66/1
Crewe Alexandra 66/1
Gillingham 66/1
Rotherham United 66/1
2004-08-07 15:00:00

Div 3
Bristol City 5/4
Tranmere Rovers 7/4
Hull City 2/1
Swindon Town 5/2
Walsall 11/4
Sheffield Wednesday 5/2
Barnsley 3/1
Doncaster Rovers 9/2
Hartlepool United 9/2
Luton Town 9/2
Port Vale 6/1
Blackpool 10/1
Bradford City 10/1
MK Dons 10/1
Oldham Athletic 10/1
Bournemouth 8/1
Huddersfield Town 8/1
Stockport County 8/1
Brentford 6/1
Colchester United 14/1
Peterborough United 14/1
Wrexham 14/1
Torquay United 16/1
Chesterfield 25/1
2004-08-07 15:00:01

Div 4
Northampton Town evens
Chester City 2/1
Yeovil Town 9/4
Grimsby Town 11/4
Mansfield Town 11/4
Notts County 11/4
Bristol Rovers 3/1
Lincoln City 3/1
Oxford United 3/1
Wycombe Wanderers 3/1
Boston United 4/1
Swansea City 9/2
Cambridge United 6/1
Cheltenham Town 6/1
Leyton Orient 6/1
Rushden & Diamonds 6/1
Shrewsbury City 6/1
Southend United 6/1
Bury 8/1
Darlington 10/1
Kidderminster Harriers 10/1
Macclesfield Town 12/1
Scunthorpe United 12/1
Rochdale 66/1

nothing e/w

 

[chintz]

Can I have £50 on WBA staying up


apologies for my earlier betting shop faux pax

 

[flimsier]

How on earth is Rebrov higher than Sheringham?!

Bet Teddy then.

 

[flimsier]

Can I have £50 on WBA staying up


apologies for my earlier betting shop faux pax

£50 taken (you'll have to take my odds - will be massive odds on - I'll let you know) and £500 betting shop bonus to newbie.

Credited soon, see post 2 in a bit.

 

[Red Faction]

May I have a bet on:

Celtic to finish 1st
Rangers 2nd
Hearts 3rd
for £100 please

 

[flimsier]

RF: I'll take your bet: my odds - let you know.

 

[flimsier]

Without the big 3 (Ars/Che/MU)

Liverpool 8/11
Newcastle United 3/1
Middlesbrough 10/1
Aston Villa 14/1
Tottenham Hotspur 14/1
Birmingham City 20/1
Blackburn Rovers 40/1
Fulham 40/1
Bolton Wanderers 50/1
Charlton Athletic 50/1
Manchester City 50/1
Southampton 50/1
Everton 125/1
Portsmouth 125/1
Crystal Palace 250/1
Norwich City 250/1
West Bromwich Albion 250/1

 

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The most fun markets:

Divisional Handicap:


Div 2
Wolverhampton Wonderers (Scratch) 18/1
West Ham (+1) 18/1
Sunderland (+3) 18/1
Leicester City (+4) 18/1
Sheffield United (+8) 18/1
Leeds (+8) 18/1
Ipswich (+8) 18/1
Wigan (+8) 18/1
Nottingham Forest (+9) 18/1
Reading (+10) 18/1
Coventry (+14) 18/1
Millwall (+14) 18/1
Cardiff (+17) 18/1
Stoke City (+19) 18/1
Plymouth (+19) 18/1
Preston (+19) 18/1
QPR (+19) 18/1
Derby (+23) 18/1
Watford (+25) 18/1
Brighton (+29) 18/1
Burnley (+34) 18/1
Crewe (+34) 18/1
Gillingham (+34) 18/1
Rotherham (+34) 18/1
2004-08-07 15:00:00 Each-way bets 1/4 odds first 3

Div 3
Bristol City (Scratch 18/1
Tranmere Rovers (+2) 18/1
Hull (+3) 18/1
Swindon (+5) 18/1
Sheffield Wednesday (+5) 18/1
Walsall (+7) 18/1
Barnsley (+8) 18/1
Doncaster (+11) 18/1
Hartlepool (+11) 18/1
Luton (+11) 18/1
Brentford (+15) 18/1
Port Vale (+15) 18/1
Bournemouth (+18) 18/1
Huddersfield (+18) 18/1
Stockport (+18) 18/1
Bradford (+21) 18/1
Blackpool (+21) 18/1
Milton Keynes (+21) 18/1
Oldham (+21) 18/1
Wrexham (+24) 18/1
Colchester (+24) 18/1
Peterborough (+24) 18/1
Torquay (+26) 18/1
Chesterfield (+29) 18/1
2004-08-07 15:00:01 Each-way bets 1/4 odds first 3

Div 4
Northampton (Scratch) 18/1
Chester (+5) 18/1
Yeovil (+6) 18/1
Grimsby (+8) 18/1
Nottingham County (+8) 18/1
|Mansfield (+8) 18/1
Lincoln (+10) 18/1
Wycombe (+10) 18/1
Bristol Rovers (+10) 18/1
Oxford (+10) 18/1
Boston United (+13) 18/1
Swansea (+14) 18/1
Southend (+17) 18/1
Cambridge (+17) 18/1
Cheltenham (+17) 18/1
Leyton Orient (+17) 18/1
Rushden (+17) 18/1
Shrewsbury (+17) 18/1
Bury (+20) 18/1
Kidderminster (+22) 18/1
Darlington (+22) 18/1
Macclesfield (+24) 18/1
Scunthorpe (+24) 18/1
Rochdale (+26) 18/1
2004-08-07 15:00:02 Each-way bets 1/4 odds first 3

 

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Handicap for Div 1

Arsenal (Scratch) 15/1
Chelsea (+2) 15/1
Manchester United (+4) 15/1
Liverpool (+8) 15/1
Newcastle (+16) 15/1
Middlesborough (+21) 15/1
Aston Villa (+24) 15/1
Tottenham (+24) 15/1
Birmingham (+26) 15/1
Blackburn (+31) 15/1
Fulham (+31) 15/1
Bolton (+35) 15/1
Manchester City (+35) 15/1
Charlton (+35) 15/1
Southampton (+35) 15/1
Everton (+41) 15/1
Portsmouth (+41) 15/1
Crystal Palace (+47) 15/1
Norwich (+47) 15/1
West Bromwich Albion (+47) 15/1

 

[flimsier]

Here's your Scots league:

Scottish Division One 2004/05
St Johnstone 2/1
Partick 5/2
Falkirk 5/1
Clyde 7/1
Ross County 8/1
Qn Of South 12/1
Airdrie Utd 14/1
Hamilton 14/1
St Mirren 14/1
Raith 33/1
2004-08-07 15:00:00 Each-way bets 1/5 odds first 3

Scottish Division Two 2004/05
Morton 5/2
Brechin 7/2
Dumbarton 4/1
Ayr 9/2
Berwick 7/1
Stirling 12/1
Stranraer 12/1
Forfar 14/1
Alloa 16/1
Arboath 20/1
2004-08-07 15:00:00 Each-way bets 1/5 odds first 3

Scottish Division Three 2004/05
Gretna 10/11
Peterhead 10/3
East Fife 4/1
Cowndenbeath 8/1
Stenhousemuir 8/1
Montrose 16/1
Queens Park 20/1
Albion 28/1
Elgin 50/1
E Stirling 100/1

 

[Red Faction]

Bet Teddy then.

Ok £20 on Teddy Scoring more than Rebrov.

 

[flimsier]

i bet £500

i'm loaded me, now....

RETURNED £1750

 

[flimsier]

Ok £20 on Teddy Scoring more than Rebrov.

not taken.

You can bet on Teddy being top scorer, or bet on teddy each way.

I'm not taking these mickey mouse bets.

 

[flimsier]

2004 Twenty20 Cup
Glamorgan 9/4
Lancashire 9/4
Surrey 9/4
Leicestershire 7/2
2004-08-07 11:00:00

2004 C & G Trophy
Worcestershire 5/6
Gloucestershire 5/6

 

[flimsier]

Can I have £50 on WBA staying up


apologies for my earlier betting shop faux pax

Right, here's your receipt:

£50 at 6/4

Good luck.

 

[flimsier]

May I have a bet on:

Celtic to finish 1st
Rangers 2nd
Hearts 3rd
for £100 please

I'll give you 7/2. I'm taking it but you have 12 hours to take it back if you don't like the odds.

 

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